Dear Bacon – I think my face may freeze this way. I saw my humans naked again – the horrors! I’m not sure if I can ever face them again. Have you ever felt this way? Signed Bub
Dear Bub – That is really the look. Thankfully, my humans don’t change clothes in front of me. I think if they did, I would probably look the same! I mean once something is seen, it can not be unseen and erased from our memory. I’m so sorry pal! Maybe ya’ll can come up with a code of some sorts or tell them to shut their door when they change or when they are in the bathroom. Nobody wants to see a naked human – shivers.
Dear Bacon – It’s embarrassing some of the things I see in the zoo. Humans only see things from their perspective. I on the other hand see things that the humans don’t think other people are watching. It’s really bad. I’ve got some stories to tell! Signed Blushing Bear
Dear Blushing Bear – I think you have a future there. Perhaps you should write a novel – Stories from the Other Side of the Fence; or You’re Not Alone; or better yet Those Crazy Humans. I would definitely get it and have mom read it to me at night!
Dear Bacon – I guess the secret is out. This is how we nip and tuck in the doggy world. Sigh – it was bound to make the news sooner or later. Signed Wrinkles R Us
Dear Wrinkles R Us – I wonder if that would help with my rolls of extra skin? I’m thinking I’m going to have to try that. Thanks for the ideas and by the way – you’re beautiful regardless!
Dear Bacon – Yeah, you pay the time for the crime and so do I. My humans make me sit in time out on the couch in the living room. So humiliating. At least you get the santuary of your room. Signed Dog Pound
Dear Dog Pound – WOW – you do look like you’re in a bit of trouble there my friend. I have to ask though because I don’t know what you did. Was it worth it? Try to stay on the right side of the law my friend.