Dear Bacon

13 Feb

Dear Bacon – I think my face may freeze this way.  I saw my humans naked again – the horrors!  I’m not sure if I can ever face them again.  Have you ever felt this way?  Signed Bub

Dear Bub – That is really the look.  Thankfully, my humans don’t change clothes in front of me.  I think if they did, I would probably look the same!  I mean once something is seen, it can not be unseen and erased from our memory.  I’m so sorry pal!  Maybe ya’ll can come up with a code of some sorts or tell them to shut their door when they change or when they are in the bathroom.  Nobody wants to see a naked human – shivers.

20130214-082840.jpgDear Bacon – It’s embarrassing some of the things I see in the zoo.  Humans only see things from their perspective.  I on the other hand see things that the humans don’t think other people are watching.  It’s really bad.  I’ve got some stories to tell!  Signed Blushing Bear

Dear Blushing Bear – I think you have a future there.  Perhaps you should write a novel – Stories from the Other Side of the Fence; or You’re Not Alone; or better yet Those Crazy Humans.  I would definitely get it and have mom read it to me at night!


Dear Bacon – I guess the secret is out.  This is how we nip and tuck in the doggy world.  Sigh – it was bound to make the news sooner or later.  Signed Wrinkles R Us

Dear Wrinkles R Us – I wonder if that would help with my rolls of extra skin?  I’m thinking I’m going to have to try that.  Thanks for the ideas and by the way – you’re beautiful regardless!

20130214-082908.jpgDear Bacon – Yeah, you pay the time for the crime and so do I.  My humans make me sit in time out on the couch in the living room.  So humiliating.  At least you get the santuary of your room.  Signed Dog Pound

Dear Dog Pound – WOW – you do look like you’re in a bit of trouble there my friend.  I have to ask though because I don’t know what you did.  Was it worth it?  Try to stay on the right side of the law my friend.


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10 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. easyweimaraner

    02/13/2018 at 1:40 am

    Bub I agree … if we see ole meat we are frozen … that’s probably a protection mechanism of our sensitive soul….

    • Piglove

      02/13/2018 at 9:05 am

      You have to be right brother. For sure. XOXO – Bacon

  2. angelswhisper2011

    02/13/2018 at 5:15 am

    MOL..that’s the face, Bub…MOL 😀 I can imagine how it looks from your side, Blushing Bear, it must be terrible being watched all day. Pawkisses for a Happy Day to all of you 🙂 ❤

    • Piglove

      02/13/2018 at 9:05 am

      Blushing Bear can tell stories I’m sure! XOXO – Bacon

  3. NylabluesMum

    02/13/2018 at 11:54 am

    Wee ADOOR Lil Bub Unccle Bacon!! An poor Blushie Bear….bet hee DOESS see sum icky fingss!!! Mew mew mew Grate collum once again.
    **nose bumpsss** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xXXx

    • Piglove

      02/13/2018 at 4:55 pm

      AAWW piggy blushes. Thank you my sweet nefkitty ❤ XOXO – Bacon

  4. Amy

    02/13/2018 at 12:57 pm

    Poor Dog Pound. At least he has a soft couch to sit on.

    • Piglove

      02/13/2018 at 5:03 pm

      I know. Poor sweets. XOXO – Bacon

  5. Genevieve Petrillo

    02/13/2018 at 3:33 pm

    Oh boy, Dog Pound. You are SOOOO busted. Good luck, buddy.

    Love and licks,

    • Piglove

      02/15/2018 at 9:27 am

      Oh beautiful! He’s pitiful, right? XOXO – Bacon


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