National Inane Answering Machine Day

30 Jan

Journalist Rocky the Squirrel here –

keeping his paws on the nuts of the world –

All important announcement – today is National Inane Answering Machine Day and is always on January 30th.  It is actually a copyrighted holiday?  Negative that is not a typing error, it is “Inane”.  You don’t even know what that means do you?  Go ahead and admit it, Bacon’s mother had to look it up too.  Poor kid needs to advance her vocabulary besides talking gibberish to that oinker all day.  I went ahead and copied this from the dictionary for you.  You’re welcome!

“inane”, Pronunciation: \i-ˈnān\
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): inan·er; inan·est
Etymology: Latin inanis
Date: 1662
1 : empty, insubstantial
2 : lacking significance, meaning, or point : silly
synonyms see insipid
— inane·ly adverb
— inane·ness \-ˈnān-nəs\ noun

With that being said and us knowing what ‘inane’ means now, let’s continue on this grand holiday of “National Inane Answering Message Day”.  First lets clarify the meaning of an “inane” answering machine messages. We all get them and they drive us crazy which for some cases is a short trip – HA!  An inane message is a senseless or meaningless message, or a prank call. Or, it could be an insane message.

So, National Inane Answering Message Day is a day to end those numerous, annoying insane answering machine messages. We all *know* that’s not going to be accomplished in one day but we can try, can’t we?  So for today, no prank calls!  Chatters and laughs.


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8 responses to “National Inane Answering Machine Day

  1. easyweimaraner

    01/30/2018 at 1:45 am

    that’s a day this world really needs. we have a friend what has burping noises on his answering machine…he is 50-something… not just 8 ;O)

    • Piglove

      01/31/2018 at 10:38 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. That’s hilarious. We used to have “Elvis” answer our phone on the recording. Happy times for sure. XOXO – Bacon

  2. Amy

    01/30/2018 at 8:28 am

    I love the ones that simply say, “I can’t answer the phone right now. You know what to do.”

    • Piglove

      01/31/2018 at 10:39 am

      Exactly! Short and sweet. Do it. XOXO – Bacon

  3. Tails Around the Ranch

    01/30/2018 at 10:00 am

    Inane or insane…messages left mean more work. As if there weren’t enough. ☺️

    • Piglove

      01/31/2018 at 10:39 am

      This is true. Sad but true. XOXO – Bacon

  4. Marv

    01/30/2018 at 9:55 pm

    Hi, You’ve reached the voice mail of Marvelous. I can’t answer the phone because I don’t have thumbs to push that silly button. I f you would like, you can leave me a message. But I won’t get it, because I can’t push that silly button. So you should just come over and talk to me!
    Have a Marvelous Day!

    • Piglove

      01/31/2018 at 10:40 am

      Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. Or send a text…. yeah. That works. HAHAHHA! XOXO – Bacon


This piggy would love to snort with you :)

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