Dear Bacon

16 Jan

Dear Baconsss – My humansss say sssafety first.  I’m a truess believer in that.  Whenever we goesss out for a ride, I alwaysss buckle up.  You never knowss when you might have to make a quick stopsss.  Do you wearsss a sssafety belt during your travelsss?  Signed Seymour

Dear Seymour – Gulps.  Yes.  I do practice safety first.  But I have to say if I was traveling down the street and you pulled up next to me, I would probably also pee on myself.  I’m just being truthful.  Double Gulps.


Dear Bacon – The human must suffer.  It’s not bad enough that they dressed me up in cardboard but to dress me up as a cat as well.  Shaking my doggy head.  No.  They will suffer.  I foresee chewed up slippers and/or poop in said slippers in their future.  And of course this ridiculous cardboard box will be torn to shreds upon me getting it off.  That’s a promise.  Signed Pissed Pooch

Dear Pissed Pooch – Shaking my head.  OMP – I so feel you my friend.  What was your humans thinking?  Honestly – were they eating mushrooms?  Who dresses their dog up as a cat?  Looks at my mother – don’t even dare!

Dear Bacon – Okay I admit it.  Maybe – and that’s stretching maybe a long way – I watch too many war movies.  But really, who doesn’t?  It’s usually what’s on television when the humans leave to go make money to keep me in nibbles.  Some of these movies are totally awesome.  I’ll also admit that some of them can be like really scary with all of that blowing up things and loud noises.  But I digress.  So maybe I take it a little too far these days with my outfit.  But hey, why can’t us hamsters dress up too, right?  Signed Rambo

Dear Rambo – Dude, now *that* is a picture that is priceless.  I love it!  Look at you in all of your combat.  You are like the happening hamster ever!  I say there is nothing wrong with watching war movies.  And hey, if you get a little scared, there’s always crawling under a blanket or jumping on the mute button.

Dear Bacon – Humans play doctor.  Why can’t I?  That’s what I thought so I did something about it.  I put on my scrubs and got out my doggy and went to town playing.  He has a tibial shaft fracture but it is stable.  He he will survive.  Healing will take some time but he will be up and running in no time for sure.  Hey if you got it, you got it.  Do you ever play doctor Bacon?  Signed Dr. Hottie Pants

Dear Dr. Hottie Pants – Well you go there my friend.  You look better than any doctor I know for sure.  You have skills.  Everyone plays doctor.  Sometimes I still hear daddy playing doctor with mom.  It’s weird at their age though.  Keep that in mind.



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14 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. easyweimaraner

    01/16/2018 at 3:42 am

    wow double gulps you could be your own safety belt… that’s not bad… or you could be the belt of the mama that would be friggin funny I bet hehehehehe

    • Piglove

      01/16/2018 at 10:39 am

      I know! I had to look twice on that letter. OMP – I shivered and almost peed on myself. XOXO – Bacon

  2. The Florida Furkids

    01/16/2018 at 9:43 am

    MOL Mom would pass out if she ever pulled up next to THAT car!!

    The Florida Furkids

    • Piglove

      01/16/2018 at 10:40 am

      OMP – I would too!! My mom would wee on herself right there in traffic for sure. XOXO – Bacon

  3. NylabluesMum

    01/16/2018 at 9:44 am

    Mew mew mew that Happenin Hammyster iss heelareuss Unccle Bacon!!!
    An a Doggie playin Docktur; why NOT??? Mew mew mew…..
    444 pawss uppy fur a funny collum.
    **nose bumpsss** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xxxx

    • Piglove

      01/16/2018 at 10:40 am

      aaww thanks my sweet nefkitty. These were definitely a hilarious bunch this week for sure. Now where’s my safety belt… snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  4. Tails Around the Ranch

    01/16/2018 at 10:56 am

    “Doggie Bowser” sure looks pretty McDreamy to me. 😊

    • Piglove

      01/17/2018 at 7:34 pm

      He did to mom too. She’s such a sucker for a guy in uniform. XOXO Bacon

  5. Amy

    01/16/2018 at 2:33 pm

    At first I thought the dog dressed as a cat was a cat with something squishing its middle. Relieved to find out otherwise, but oh, poor doggie! And loved the yorkie playing doctor!

    • Piglove

      01/17/2018 at 7:36 pm

      Snorts. These were definitely a fun collection this week for sure. XOXO Bacon

  6. Charles Huss

    01/16/2018 at 6:06 pm

    I love the cat dog but felt bad for him too.

    • Piglove

      01/17/2018 at 7:37 pm

      I know! I did too … for at least a little while. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO Bacon

  7. evilsquirrel13

    01/17/2018 at 11:19 am

    I don’t think any cop would ticket that snake for not buckling up…

    • Piglove

      01/17/2018 at 7:39 pm

      I’ve gotta ask because my piggy senses have to know. Just how the heck would a cop arrest that guy? Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO Bacon


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