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Southern Home Security System

13 Jan

Life can be hard – really hard.  With as much crime that is going around, I fear for mom/dad in their safety.  I’ve done a LOT of research on this and found the perfect southern home security system.  I saw an advertisement on the internet that was perfect.  And it has to work, right?  I mean everything on the internet is true – snorts.

So, friends fear no more.  This is the perfect plan that was posted.

  1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 men’s work boots.
  2. Place said pair of work boots on your front porch along with a copy of the Guns & Ammo magazine.
  3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
  4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Bubba,

Me and Marcel, Donnie Ray and Jimmy Earl went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour.  Don’t mess with the pit bulls.  They got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad.  I don’t think Killer took part but it was hard to tell from all of the blood.  Anyway, I locked all four of ’em in the house.  Better wait outside.  Be right back.

Cooter 

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12 Comments

Posted by on January 13, 2018 in Bacon

 

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12 responses to “Southern Home Security System

  1. Lone Star Cats

    January 13, 2018 at 3:50 am

    MOL!

     
  2. katsrus

    January 13, 2018 at 6:37 am

    That ought to do it.
    Sue B

     
    • Piglove

      January 16, 2018 at 10:19 am

      Perfect alarm system – snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. Kate Crimmins

    January 13, 2018 at 9:28 am

    🙂

     
  4. The Florida Furkids

    January 13, 2018 at 11:29 am

    MOL!!!!! Great idea!!!

     
    • Piglove

      January 16, 2018 at 10:19 am

      Works every time. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. CarolMaeWY

    January 13, 2018 at 1:16 pm

    Smarter, not harder. . .

     
    • Piglove

      January 16, 2018 at 10:19 am

      Exactly! XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. Amy

    January 13, 2018 at 5:18 pm

    I love it!

     
  7. The Canadian Cats

    January 13, 2018 at 5:36 pm

    Love it!! haha It would keep me away even as a visitor.

    Jean

     
    • Piglove

      January 16, 2018 at 10:20 am

      It sure would be fun to watch people’s reactions when they arrived, wouldn’t it? XOXO – Bacon

       
  8. Tails Around the Ranch

    January 15, 2018 at 9:23 am

    {Snarf!} 🤣

     

This piggy would love to snort with you :)

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