Life can be hard – really hard. With as much crime that is going around, I fear for mom/dad in their safety. I’ve done a LOT of research on this and found the perfect southern home security system. I saw an advertisement on the internet that was perfect. And it has to work, right? I mean everything on the internet is true – snorts.
So, friends fear no more. This is the perfect plan that was posted.
- Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 men’s work boots.
- Place said pair of work boots on your front porch along with a copy of the Guns & Ammo magazine.
- Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
- Leave a note on your door that reads:
Bubba,
Me and Marcel, Donnie Ray and Jimmy Earl went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don’t mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don’t think Killer took part but it was hard to tell from all of the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of ’em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back.
Cooter
Lone Star Cats
01/13/2018 at 3:50 am
MOL!
katsrus
01/13/2018 at 6:37 am
That ought to do it.
Sue B
Piglove
01/16/2018 at 10:19 am
Perfect alarm system – snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
Kate Crimmins
01/13/2018 at 9:28 am
🙂
The Florida Furkids
01/13/2018 at 11:29 am
MOL!!!!! Great idea!!!
Piglove
01/16/2018 at 10:19 am
Works every time. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
CarolMaeWY
01/13/2018 at 1:16 pm
Smarter, not harder. . .
Piglove
01/16/2018 at 10:19 am
Exactly! XOXO – Bacon
Amy
01/13/2018 at 5:18 pm
I love it!
The Canadian Cats
01/13/2018 at 5:36 pm
Love it!! haha It would keep me away even as a visitor.
Jean
Piglove
01/16/2018 at 10:20 am
It sure would be fun to watch people’s reactions when they arrived, wouldn’t it? XOXO – Bacon
Tails Around the Ranch
01/15/2018 at 9:23 am
{Snarf!} 🤣