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Paw Time with Houdini

12 Jan

Barks – hello my friends!!  It’s so hard to find good help these days.  My mom – rolls puppy eyes – she may never be caught up again in her life.  She is so slow!  I can’t wait for her to help me with my blog.  So I grabbed the i-pad and Bacon and we got started this week by ourselves.  Bacon has been helping me and giving me lessons.  He’s a good oinker – I don’t care what dad says – barks with puppy laughter.

This week I want to give you my fellow anipals a helpful suggestion. I learned this when mom was down from her surgery and had to stay in the bed.  Often times I would stay with her to make sure she didn’t get out of bed without assistance.  But sometimes a dog has to sleep.  So I did what I thought was amazing.  I took my loudest squeaky toy Mr. Chicken and positioned him in the doorway of the bedroom.  That way if mom tried to get up without me, she would step on Mr. Chicken alerting me to wake up and assist her.  Clever huh?  So that’s my tip this week my friends – position your squeaky toys like little bombs in your  humans bedroom.  They especially love it when they step on them in the middle of the night.  Usually they jump from the squeak.  For an old man, my dad can jump pretty high in the dark.  Just sayin’.  Speaking of dad, he is taking off this week researching new jokes.  Can you believe that?  So this week, I’ll leave you with a mom joke.  You’re going to love this – barks!  Have a great weekend!

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? 

Virgin Mobile – LOL

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11 responses to “Paw Time with Houdini

  1. easyweimaraner

    January 12, 2018 at 1:51 am

    that is sure clever Houdine! I do that too, so I always know when da staff leaves my bed… and I also have a toy in front of the fridge to join my dad for a midnight snack ;O)

     
    • Piglove

      January 12, 2018 at 8:29 am

      Barks!!! That is a brilliant ideal brother. I never thought about in front of the fridge. I must do that tonight for sure. Thanks for the tip! – Houdini

       
  2. Tails Around the Ranch

    January 12, 2018 at 9:26 am

    That’s a great strategy. Sam and elsa usually leave a nicely chewed on (and sharp!) antler or hoof (with apologies to Bacon) in a doorway. Let me tell you stepping on one of those wakes a half asleep upright up in a big hurry. The HBO words seem to comically entertain the 4 legged sect around the Ranch. 😂

     
    • Piglove

      January 12, 2018 at 12:48 pm

      Barks and rolls with puppy laughter. I’ve heard those HBO words around these parts too in the middle of the night. Humans can be such bears huh? HAHAHA! – Houdini

       
  3. NylabluesMum

    January 12, 2018 at 12:41 pm

    Mew mew mew!!! ROFWL!!! That iss a funny joke frum yur Mumma Houdini!!!
    An yur strategy iss purrfect…mee leevess mee Jock thee Pie-rat Chickhen where LadyMum will step on him….wee are so clevurr aren’t wee??? 😉
    ***nose bumpsss*** Siddhartha Henry xxxx

     
    • Piglove

      January 12, 2018 at 12:49 pm

      Barks!! We are so much clever than the humans think. We have our ways. The pouty look for another treat. The no one loves me look for extra cuddles. Oh we have moves my sweet nefkitty – barks with puppy laughter – Houdini

       
      • NylabluesMum

        January 14, 2018 at 5:57 pm

        Wee sure are Houdini….all tho LadyMum told mee mee understandss her better than shee understandss mee Burmese!
        An mee tried poutin today an it werked!!! LadyMum was all voer mee like a rash, mew mew mew…..fankss fur thee tip!!!
        **Hi-5’sss** Siddhartha Henry xxxx

         
      • Piglove

        January 16, 2018 at 10:24 am

        BINGO! You go it my friend. Works every single time. – Houdini

         
      • NylabluesMum

        January 16, 2018 at 11:27 am

        Sure doess Houdini! 😉

         
  4. The Canadian Cats

    January 12, 2018 at 3:15 pm

    Won’t your mom just step over Mr. Chicken? Or was she not that agile? Mom isn’t very agile here and I have a wee duck that quacks when you touch him. It scares the cwap outta mom but I know where she is.

    We all loved your mom’s joke. MOL

    Shoko and Kali

     
    • Piglove

      January 16, 2018 at 10:18 am

      My mom agile – barks with puppy laughter. There isn’t an agile part in her body. She falls over everything. I get her every time when a booby trap her bedroom. It’s really funny to watch her and dad jump – Houdini

       

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