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Dear Bacon

 Dear Bacon,  I’m in hiding.  That pesky mutt keeps chasing me and grabbing my tail.  I picked the perfect spot.  Now he can’t find me.  Meows – I knew we were the better animal.  Signed Hide and Seek

Dear Hide and See – I hate to be the one to tell you but I can see you.  Really, the table leg hides you somewhat but I can see you.  Maybe stand sideways.  That might help.  Hey, maybe even get on top of the table.  Then I know the dog couldn’t see you… of course the humans can then though.

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Dear Bacon – The humans get to eat the most amazing things AND they don’t want to share.  There I was sitting on the dark side underneath the table and I smelled heaven above in the form of a delectable cookie.  Well when the human walked away, I made my move.  They will never miss it, right?  Signed Paws to the Dark Side

Dear Paws to the Dark Side – Good move my friend.  Very subtle.  Slide that cookie down to the dark side and eat it before anyone notices.  I think I would do the same thing!

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Dear Bacon – They call me Ninja Kitty.  The humans and other anipals here think they can get anything and everything over on me.  They can’t.  I’m always watching – always.  And they never know where I might turn up and be looking at them.  I was silently watching from the sofa area and then I heard a cheese wrapper.  Of course, I had to check it out.  That’s what any good Ninja Kitty would do – evil meows.  Signed Ninja Kitty

Dear Ninja Kitty – Dude you have skills!  That is amazing skills to have – silent and sneaky.  I only wish I could get away with some of those moves.  You go Ninja Kitty!


Dear Bacon – You know us cats love bags and boxes.  OMC – give us a bag or a box and we will play with it for hours.  Give us a toy and we will toss it to the side after a few minutes.  Why?  Because that’s what we do.  The human put this bag on the chair.  The bag jumped on the floor – honestly it did.  Of course I had to check it out… and while I’m checking it out, I’m also checking you out through the handle.  Priorities right?  Signed Mischievous

Dear Mischievous – OMP – You are so getting it my friend.  I don’t think there is a bag big enough for me to crawl into and hide without the humans knowing.  Darn this pot belly!  Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter.  Have fun my friend!


Dear Bacon – Do you remember the water bucket challenge?  I like to call this the kitty cat challenge.  Get in position and wait for an unsuspected human to walk out of the door and then slowly drop onto their shoulders.  You know wrap those paws around their neck and hold on for the ride.  You are sure to have some jumping around and trust me some of those humans can jump high.  Not meaning anything hurtful to the human – just testing their reflexes.. yeah that’s it.  Tell Hemi about it and see what he thinks.  I’m sure it will be fun.  Signed Reflexology

Dear Reflexology – OMP.  I can just see Hemi doing this to daddy at the front door of the Hotel Thompson.  He would se pee on himself… which could be hilarious to watch for sure. I wasn’t going to tell Hemi but I might just do it now.  Snorts with piggy laughter.  Thanks for the fun!

 
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