Good riddance! Another year behind us with the freak gone. Shakes piggy head. I think I will need therapy this year to get over some of the antics that Don Juan did to us this year. He has no morals. No standards. Not anything good is in his twisted little body. He is bad. Real bad.
The night before Christmas, dad was going to set out donuts and a Coke Zero for Santa. I know that’s a weird combination but dad assured me that was what Santa wanted – Shakes piggy head. You know what they say, “Don’t argue with your elders”. Snorts with piggy laughter.
Dad went to go get the donuts and he found Don Juan was in his bag. The little brat ate all of the donuts but one. Daddy said Santa was *not* going to be happy.
So Don Juan – goodbye. Good riddance. Don’t let the door hit you on the butt on the way out of the Hotel Thompson. Until we see each again, may you see nothing but darkness. And watch out little guy – we will be prepared for you next year. Oh yes… we will – evil piggy snorts.
Piglove 
CarolMaeWY
12/27/2017 at 12:41 pm
Do your ears burn? 😎
Piglove
12/28/2017 at 7:58 am
Snorts with piggy laughter!! XOXO – Bacon
The Canadian Cats
12/27/2017 at 12:48 pm
Bye Don Juan.
Piglove
12/28/2017 at 7:59 am
May he sleep in the depths of darkness for another year and be without cookies. XOXO – Bacon
Amy
12/27/2017 at 1:52 pm
Perhaps a large rat trap?? But knowing that particular rat, he would probably catch one of you in it.
Piglove
12/28/2017 at 8:00 am
I know! This gives me another year to plan for that little delinquent. 2018 could be the year! XOXO – Bacon
David
12/27/2017 at 2:55 pm
Zak Bagans: “We’re here at Hotel Thompson for this investigation.” [cue the GA music]
“It is not a hotel, but rather a home … a very unusual home.
The home is known to experience unexpected disturbances … especially before the Christmas holidays. According to the family, paranormal disturbances occur whenever a creepy shelf elf comes out for the season. Whether this shelf elf is the cause of paranormal disturbances here is why we’ve come.
The family, let’s say they’re unusual too … one that includes a little pig along with a dog and a cat.”
June: “Oh, Zak, we’re your Number One fan, at least here.”
Aaron: “Visions of Stephen King’s, ‘Misery’ …”
Piglove
12/28/2017 at 8:01 am
Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. OMP – you have us so down pact and know us so very well my dear sweet friend!!! We just love you! XOXO – Bacon
digitalgranny
12/27/2017 at 6:43 pm
Oh that rotten Don Juan. I hope he stays out of my area of the country.
~~Ruth~~
Piglove
12/28/2017 at 8:02 am
I do too! He’s a rotten little scoundrel for sure!! Good riddance to him for another year. XOXO – Bacon
Lone Star Cats
12/27/2017 at 6:46 pm
Ours is gone too – what a relief.
Piglove
12/28/2017 at 8:03 am
Amen to that! XOXO – Bacon
Tails Around the Ranch
12/28/2017 at 10:42 am
Two words for your house elf. Duct tape. 😈
Piglove
12/28/2017 at 1:17 pm
If I catch that guy, it will so happen. I think I’ll duct tape his little elf door so he can’t get back in. That should work, right? XOXO – Bacon
Tails Around the Ranch
12/28/2017 at 2:08 pm
In theory but remember you’re working against the dark arts with this little guy.
Piglove
12/29/2017 at 10:40 am
So very true…. must be a good plan. At least I have almost a year to think about it. Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon