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Oh NO – Elf Porn

23 Dec

Are you kidding me?!  Don Juan is really up to no good this year.  Mom heard noises last night around midnight.  She pinpointed the sounds to the bathroom.  The door was closed and she quietly opened it and caught Don Juan videotaping some of mom’s collectible Barbies in a so called ‘hot sink’.  Talk about mad!  Are you kidding me Don Juan?!  Making porn tapes is one thing.  But taking mom’s collectible Barbies out of the packages – oh my piggy heavens.  It’s a good thing you scurried off the sink and hid before she caught you.  You are so on mom’s hit list now.

 
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Posted by on 12/23/2017 in Bacon

 

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8 responses to “Oh NO – Elf Porn

  1. weggieboy

    12/23/2017 at 5:08 am

    Oh dear! And at Christmas time, too! He must have had lots of elf-friends to “gift” yet, and this was an easy way to take care of them.

     
    • Piglove

      12/23/2017 at 10:08 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter! That elf needs to go for sure. I just can’t take him anymore this year. XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. dogdaz

    12/23/2017 at 6:24 am

    Oh my!!! Shut your eyes.

     
    • Piglove

      12/23/2017 at 10:08 am

      I know!! But what has been seen can’t be unseen for sure. XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. CarolMaeWY

    12/23/2017 at 11:54 am

    This elf is dead after Mom finds out. . .

     
    • Piglove

      12/23/2017 at 1:03 pm

      You better believe it. She is going to BLOW! XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. evilsquirrel13

    12/23/2017 at 10:00 pm

    I hear Don Juan and Ken have something in common when it comes to anatomy…… you didn’t hear that from me.

     
    • Piglove

      12/28/2017 at 7:37 am

      OMP! You think? Really? I must look into this. You know for educational purposes. Thanks for the tip my evil friend. XOXO – Bacon

       

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