That’ll Teach The Little Elf Freak

20 Dec

Meow our fellow followers.  Hemi here for your amusement.  We told you the little freak Don Juan would go down.  We may have pushed him over the edge last night.  Talk about getting even.

We waited until everyone here at the Hotel Thompson went to sleep.  In fact, we even acted like we were sleeping.  Then when darkness came down and the snoring from the humans started, me and Houdini crept into the living room to wait for the creep.. I mean Don Juan to make his nightly visit.

That’s when we heard him.  He was in the liquor cabinet.  That is strictly off limits.  You have to be over five feet to enter that zone and trust me guys – he is not.  He barely makes it over 10 inches.  He crawled up into the cabinet and made himself a Bloody Mary – one of mom’s precious favorites.

When he wasn’t looking, I put some Tabasco sauce in the drink.  Have you heard of the book Fifty Shades of Grey?  Well, that little rascal turned fifty shades of various red after choking down the hot sauce.  Meows and rolls around laughing.  Score for the ninja kitty!


Posted by on 12/20/2017 in 25 Days of Christmas, Bacon


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9 responses to “That’ll Teach The Little Elf Freak

  1. easyweimaraner

    12/20/2017 at 12:34 pm

    please use the BIG tabasco bottle ;O))))))

    • Piglove

      12/20/2017 at 1:26 pm

      Amen to that… and the hottest – evil snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  2. Amy

    12/20/2017 at 12:48 pm

    Revenge is sweet – or hot, as the case may be!

    • Piglove

      12/20/2017 at 1:27 pm

      I just hope it burns his tongue… ooops did I say that out loud? Snorts with evil piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  3. The Canadian Cats

    12/20/2017 at 2:11 pm

    Good one Bacon and Houdini.


  4. CarolMaeWY

    12/20/2017 at 3:08 pm

    Way to go Hemi! 😜☃️🎄❄️

  5. dogdaz

    12/21/2017 at 7:13 am

    You got him! Maybe now you can rest.

    • Piglove

      12/21/2017 at 10:16 am

      I hope so! XOXO – Bacon

  6. NylabluesMum

    12/21/2017 at 2:14 pm

    ***HI-5’SSS*** to you Hemi an Houdini!! Take that nasty Elf down mee furendss…..wee not like elvess here….. *shuddersss*
    Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=


This piggy would love to snort with you :)

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