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Dear Bacon

19 Dec

Dear Bacon,

Sometimes you find yourself between a rock and a hard place and sometimes it’s just between two trees.  It’s all about balance in collecting these nuts for the winter time.  You do anything like this?  Signed Limber

Dear Limber,

That is some balancing act my friend.  I’m amazed at your technique.  I once saw a human nephew do this between the door jams in my bedroom.  He climbed right up using his feet like you did.  Amazing… simply amazing.  I myself do not have this talent due to my ‘amazing’ pot belly – snorts.


Dear Bacon,

You know the old song, “Who let the dogs out? – bark bark” Well, we’re tired of it.  It’s not always all about the dogs.  It’s about other anipals too.  So me and Red are trying to start a new song, “Who let the pigs out – snort snort – Who let the cats out – meow meow”.  It’s kind of catchy.  What do you think?  Signed Red and Socks

Dear Red and Socks,

I’m all in!  I like it.  It’s very catchy.  I think I’ll start singing it now my friends – snort snort – meow meow.


Dear Bacon,

The humans don’t get it.  This is MY remote.  It’s my turn for the television show that we are going to watch.  Do you have to fight for control too?  Signed Scamp

Dear Scamp,

AAWW – you need your time with the Animal Planet too my friend!  We had a battle of the wills when mom/dad adopted me.  Hey, I have my own tastes in shows and they do too.  In order to keep peace at the Hotel Thompson, they set me up with my very own television and remote in my bedroom.  Hey – now I’m in heaven!… except when they put my remote on top shelf of the book case.  That’s just mean.  Maybe ask your humans for your own set up.  You never know until you ask.


Dear Bacon,

You ever have one of those days that the only thing possibly left to do is make a face?  I find that it relieves a lot of stress in my life.  If you haven’t tried it, do.  It may make a difference.  Let me know what you find out.  Signed Puss in Boots

Dear Puss in Boots,

I have to snort on that look on your face.  That is quite humorous.  Personally, I have not tried it although I have seen such looks on my mom’s face from time to time.  I think she may be a firm believer in your stress reducing technique.  I’m off to watch myself in the mirror now to see what I look like.  Thanks for the tip pal!


Dear Bacon,

Did you mention food?  Me and my bro’s are so there.  Just let us know when/where.  Signed Husky Gang

Dear Husky Gang,

Whoa – hold back my friends.  No mention of food here whatsoever.  Nothing to see.  I do enjoy your healthy appetite and thrust for life.  Ya’ll make such a cute picture together.  And from that picture, I pick up quickly that you are the leader of your gang – snorts.  Stay alert my friend.  You’ll be the first to know if food is on the table here at the Bacon Casa.

 
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7 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. easyweimaraner

    12/19/2017 at 2:06 am

    I’m with Scamp… the remote is like a scepter and the one who rules the remote rules da house…

     
    • Piglove

      12/19/2017 at 8:34 am

      That is so true brother – so very true! Me and Houdini are always trying to borrow it from daddy…. snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. Amy

    12/19/2017 at 12:45 pm

    Bacon, if that husky gang ever comes around, it’s time to change your name – in a hurry!

     
    • Piglove

      12/19/2017 at 1:06 pm

      Gulps. Yes I do believe you are right! XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. NylabluesMum

    12/19/2017 at 4:51 pm

    LadyMum LUVSS Husky Gang!!!
    An mee finkss Red an Sockss are thee kewlesr duo!
    Fun collum Unccle Bacon.
    ~~head rubsss~~ neffkitty Siddhartha Henry~~

     
    • Piglove

      12/19/2017 at 5:02 pm

      Thank you for the sweet compliment my dear nefkitty. Sending you bunches of hogs and snout kisses to feel better ❤ XOXO – Bacon

       
      • NylabluesMum

        12/19/2017 at 6:47 pm

        Oh fank you Unccle…mee sure needss all thee ((hogsss)) an snout **kissesss** mee can get! Yur thee Best Unccle Bacon ❤

         

This piggy would love to snort with you :)

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