18 Dec

  I. hate. Don. Juan.

There you go.  That elf needs to be stopped NOW… like yesterday.  He is evil pure and simple.  I woke up this morning all bright eyed and bushy tailed.  I stretched my hooves, yawned and tooted.  What?  You don’t do that in the mornings?  I then rolled over to look at my picture of Miss Piggy on my night stand and got the shock of my little piggy life.  My Miss Piggy picture was gone and in it’s place was this hideous, nightmarish joke from Don Juan.  I squealed so loudly that I think Nana heard me all the way up the street.  The nerve of this so called elf for Santa.  I’m writing the head elf of the Union.  This can’t go on anymore.  Shivers and looks in every corner of my bedroom.



Posted by on 12/18/2017 in 25 Days of Christmas, Bacon


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19 responses to “NO HE DIDN’T!

  1. easyweimaraner

    12/18/2017 at 2:27 am

    I. guessed. it. ..l-IT-erally.

    • Piglove

      12/18/2017 at 11:06 am

      Yes I do believe you are right. I must end his life soon. Really enough is enough. XOXO – Bacon

      • easyweimaraner

        12/18/2017 at 11:57 am

        use a silver bullet ;O))))

      • Piglove

        12/18/2017 at 12:47 pm

        That might just be the ticket bro. I’m off to see if I can find one for sure. Thanks for the tip!
        XOXO – Bacon

  2. dogdaz

    12/18/2017 at 6:40 am

    Oh my. How elvish of DJ.

    • Piglove

      12/18/2017 at 11:06 am

      Oh he needs to stop it now. He is really pushing me. And I’m on my last nerve! XOXO – Bacon

  3. imagesbytdashfield

    12/18/2017 at 7:36 am

    I would fling that thing so far out the door!!!

    • Piglove

      12/18/2017 at 11:06 am

      If I could find him, I would do just that… .maybe pee on him too and wrap him in chains. Just sayin! XOXO – Bacon

      • imagesbytdashfield

        12/18/2017 at 12:52 pm

        Tell us how you really feel… LOL

      • Piglove

        12/18/2017 at 1:49 pm

        Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  4. Mags

    12/18/2017 at 9:46 am

    We don’t allow elves at our place. We hope you all have a very Merry Christmas. Hugs, nose and snout kisses. Pooh, Chancy and Mumsy

    • Piglove

      12/18/2017 at 11:08 am

      I think the Hotel Thompson needs to come up with that rule here. No ELVES…. but if do, then Uncle Bob can’t visit. Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  5. CarolMaeWY

    12/18/2017 at 10:24 am

    We hope you find Miss Piggy’s photo if you haven’t already. ☃️🎄❣️

    • Piglove

      12/18/2017 at 11:08 am

      I did and it’s a good thing because Don Juan would be thrown in the fireplace… when I find the little freak. XOXO – Bacon

  6. The Canadian Cats

    12/18/2017 at 7:42 pm

    Oh no…what a weirdo he is!

    Shoko and Kali

    • Piglove

      12/19/2017 at 8:33 am

      He really is dear friends. And that little freak knows how to hide here at the Hotel Thompson. The scoundrel! XOXO – Bacon

  7. NylabluesMum

    12/19/2017 at 4:37 pm

    EEEEKKKK!!! That iss one scarey clown foto!! This Don Won dude needss to move on!! Lucky mee icky sicky or mee wood fly down there an bite him to peecesss!!!! RRRAAWWWRRRR…..
    ***nose bumpsss*** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xXXx

    • Piglove

      12/19/2017 at 5:01 pm

      I know you would my sweet dear nefkitty. I hope you are feeling better today. We worry about you ❤ XOXO – Bacon

      • NylabluesMum

        12/19/2017 at 5:15 pm

        Mee wood dee-fend you all wayss Unccle! 😉
        An mee has been uppy all day; watchin out thee window, snackin, playin a teeny bit an even went out fur a breath of fresh air….LadyMum finkss thee pain meddysin iss makin mee sorta funny an high, mew mew mew….
        An LadyMum iss BERRY worried that this iss mee 4th Vet visit this year alone! 😦
        ***nose bumpsss*** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xXx
        Pee S: Mee hopess yur havin fun at Grammie’ss house!


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