I’ll Pass – Shaking My Head

14 Dec


Bless dad’s heart.  This is how he found his toothbrush this morning in the bathroom.  Don Juan.  What can I say?  That rogue elf is a crime to society just waiting to happen.  Daddy reached for his toothbrush and found this little squirt taking advantage of it.  I gotta tell you.  That little guy is FAST.

He jumped off of the sink, onto the floor and slithered away before any of us could catch him.  And I really thought Houdini was going to get him this time too.  I tell you.  If he ever gets captured, it’s going to be a satisfying moment to sit back and watch whatever happens to him.

Oh and don’t worry.  Daddy decided to skip the brushing this morning and is electing to get a new toothbrush sometime today.  He mumbled something about elf cooties and such and not knowing where that evil snot has been.


Posted by on 12/14/2017 in 25 Days of Christmas, Bacon


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10 responses to “I’ll Pass – Shaking My Head

  1. Amy

    12/14/2017 at 1:11 am

    Evil, evil elf. Where is Hemi when you need him?

    • Piglove

      12/18/2017 at 10:48 am

      I know! You can’t depend on that cat. He has his own agenda these days for sure. XOXO – Bacon

  2. easyweimaraner

    12/14/2017 at 1:40 am

    put a little bit tabasco on the toothbrush tonight… if he tries it again he pants are on fire and the parts inside of the pants too ;O)

    • Piglove

      12/18/2017 at 10:48 am

      hhmm…. well we did do something with tabasco… stay tuned for that. Evil snorts! XOXO – Bacon

  3. evilsquirrel13

    12/14/2017 at 7:11 am

    Elf poop doesn’t stink, and I hear it’s high in fluoride….

    • Piglove

      12/14/2017 at 11:26 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. I’ll let dad know that. Did you get my email?? XOXO – Bacon

  4. The Canadian Cats

    12/14/2017 at 1:27 pm

    Brush your butt good…somebody may want to bite it.


    • Piglove

      12/18/2017 at 10:49 am

      Snorts! I will if I catch that little freak. And then I’ll bury him six feet under chained up. That’s the ticket! XOXO – Bacon

  5. CarolMaeWY

    12/14/2017 at 8:06 pm

    That is the naughtiest elf on the planet. Santa 🎅🏼 should send him to Mars on a rocket ship. Maybe Hemi can catch him. Brush his teeth with that toothbrush. ☃️🎄🤶🏻

    • Piglove

      12/18/2017 at 10:51 am

      Oh my friend – shaking my piggy head. That little freaky elf gives me grief every.single.year. How can a piglet be good during the year and then this little freak come out? I gotta get him. I really do… help. XOXO – Bacon


This piggy would love to snort with you :)

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