Let me tell you a secret. Mom had her iPhone unlocked and I was just looking at the pictures – yep that’s what I was doing – snorts looking a pictures.
I came across a person in her contacts that I couldn’t believe! Mommy has the direct number to Santa Claus – thud piggy down. So when the humans tell you that they know people that are important – it’s true.
I told Hemi and Houdini about this contact in mom’s iPhone. They couldn’t believe it and thought it was a joke. We called the number and put it on speaker phone. OMP (oh my pig!). All of our mouths fell open. It really was Santa Claus. We were all shocked. Mommy really does know Santa. We *have* to be good now. What if she sends him pictures or calls him herself?
Just in case, I’m off to clean up my pig pen of a bedroom. Hey, I gotta be on that good list this year. I have a big stocking to fill! And you still don’t believe? Look what else I found on mom’s Facebook page – OMP! Gotta run now. My room needs cleaning 🙂
Gordon W Neilson
12/13/2017 at 12:36 pm
That’s a good one!
12/13/2017 at 12:56 pm
hehehehe your mum definitely knows important people Bacon,xx Speedy
12/18/2017 at 10:45 am
She really does. It kind of scares me this time of the year. You? XOXO – Bacon
12/18/2017 at 12:20 pm
Hehehe nah I’m in with the Big guy in the red suit,xx Speedy
12/18/2017 at 1:48 pm
Thank goodness for that! I almost got worried myself. I mean heck it’s good to know someone who is in the in… 🙂 XOXO – Bacon
The Canadian Cats
12/13/2017 at 6:02 pm
You doubted he was real? Shame on you Bacon.
12/18/2017 at 10:47 am
Lowers head. I know! I don’t doubt now my friends. No way! XOXO – Bacon
Dennis the Vizsla
12/17/2017 at 10:34 am
hello bacon its dennis the vizsla dog oh hay wow yore mama has santa claus on speed dile??? hay kan yoo ask her to see if she kan konvinse him to git me off the nawty list??? or fayling that maybe she kan use her fone to hak his fone to hak his kompyooter to hak is database to chayndj my entry??? he wil never find owt i sware!!! ok bye
12/18/2017 at 11:05 am
oohh squeals… She’s good at hacking… I mean persuading. Maybe she can facetime him and use her new ‘assets’ she got for Christmas to persuade him? I’ll ask her for you – no problems! XOXO – Bacon