Lasso of Truth
Bacon’s mom here. Don Juan is now considered a bratty elf beyond any kind of help. So he sends my picture to Santa that’s great. But did he have to send my picture via Playboy magazine? You can’t lie Don Juan. The proof was in yesterday’s posting that Bacon did. We won’t even discuss how much Bacon charged on daddy’s credit card to get back all of those magazines. Shakes my head.
And now you have way overstepped your boundaries here at the Hotel Thompson.
Messing with the kids is one thing. Messing with the husband is another thing. But messing with my collectible Barbie dolls – shaking head. That’s where I have to draw the line.
When I took a nap yesterday – cause Lord knows we can’t sleep at night with that freak running around rapid – I dreamed of my favorite Super Hero – Wonder Woman and what she would do with that freakzoid with her lasso of truth – giggles. We should only know how he felt about being tied up by my number one hero – HA!
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Piglove 
easyweimaraner
12/12/2017 at 12:33 pm
I betn he would like it to play bondage games with wonder woman ;O)))
Piglove
12/12/2017 at 12:38 pm
Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. You are probably right brother. XOXO – Bacon
Amy
12/12/2017 at 1:00 pm
Don’t worry, I’ll come take care of him next your for you, when I’m the all grown up Schnauzer Warrior Princess! ~Xena
Piglove
12/12/2017 at 1:26 pm
Deal! XOXO – Bacon
CarolMaeWY
12/12/2017 at 1:32 pm
If only Wonder Woman would keep him tied up until New Years Day!
Piglove
12/12/2017 at 3:25 pm
Tell me about it. It’s like a war here at the Hotel Thompson with that freak of an elf. XOXO – Bacon
David
12/12/2017 at 5:02 pm
Hmmm … buying up all of those copies, hope that did the trick. You know what they say on Antiques Roadshow when a particular printing becomes unavailable and no additional print orders are envisioned – the original print copies becomes a hotter item on the secondary, collector market. I just put my copy into my safe deposit box at the bank. Make sure the shelf elf doesn’t read this … 😉
Piglove
12/13/2017 at 9:58 am
Gulps. Oh no. This can’t end very well. Snorts and oinks friend. XOXO – Bacon
P.S. What bank was that safety deposit box?
Tails Around the Ranch
12/13/2017 at 6:53 pm
Ooh, Elsa would fix his little red wagon up but good. Just saying in case he manages to break out from Wonder Woman’s lasso.
Piglove
12/18/2017 at 10:48 am
Squeals!! So true. Gotta remember that for the little freak. Oh Elsa… where are you here at the Hotel Thompson. XOXO – Bacon
P.S. Thanks for the tip!