Dear Bacon

12 Dec

20131106-104329.jpgDear Bacon,

My human thought she would bring me to work today.  As you can tell, neither one of us got a lot of work done.  Well, my mom didn’t.  I did because her desk was the most frequented visited cubicle that day.  I wonder why?  Signed Shrimp

Dear Shrimp,

Smiles and wipes piggy eyes.  Aren’t you just the most adorable, cutest little thing I’ve seen in a while.  I just want to rub that little belly of yours.  You must have really been tired little guy.  Maybe you should do more visits to work with mommy.  I think in no time you would have all of her co-workers wrapped around your little paws!


Dear Bacon,

I know we are suppose to be enemies but we’re not.  We are buds.  He watches my back and I watch his.  We have the most interesting conversations at our house.  Why can’t we all just get along in the world like us?  Signed Tom and Jerry

Dear Tom and Jerry,

Ya’ll have a great point.  We *should* all just get along in this world.  There shouldn’t be anything saying that we can’t because of one thing or another.  Ya’ll are setting the best example – keep up the great work my friends!

20131106-104815.jpgDear Bacon,

I was this close to freedom before they caught me and put me back in lockdown.  I could taste freedom and it tasted pretty darn good.  Any suggestions for next time?  Signed Stretch

Dear Stretch,

I have to laugh buddy.  They say your kind is slow and not full of spunk but I think *they* are wrong.  You show the tenacity in making the ‘great escape’.  You were so close – how you got that far up on the fence is beyond me but way to go my friend.  Next time though, might I suggest just watching out for the gate to open.  It might be a safer way for your taste of freedom.


Dear Bacon,

What?  Haven’t you ever seen a bird wearing a hoodie before?  It gets cold.  I don’t have a ‘fur coat’ like you do.  My feathers only provide so much for warmth.  I think it’s a great idea.  We should all have one, you think?  Signed Fun Times

Dear Fun Times,

I think it’s great!  You look warm, festive and ready to go meet the world in that hoodie.  I say don’t worry about what anyone else might think.  As long as you are warm and comfy, who cares!

20131106-104910.jpgDear Bacon,

I need help.  I know you have Bashful.  Bashful is like a happening international traveling pet rock.  My owner, he just keeps me in a cage and feeds me.  I don’t get that life of first class traveling or anything.  Any suggestions- can you help me out?  Signed Bug

Dear Bug,

I am so sorry little guy.  Your owner must not have gotten the parenting guide like I did with Bashful.  You have to have exercise.  Your owner needs to walk you or at least put a hamster wheel in your cage for exercise.  Does he take you out for social time, watching television?  Heck, if anything else, you need a friend.  You give him my number, I’ll email it back to you.  I’ll talk to him and see what we can come up with my friend.



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13 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. easyweimaraner

    12/12/2017 at 2:27 am

    shrimp you are on the way to become employee of the month ;o)

    • Piglove

      12/12/2017 at 9:11 am

      I’m sure he is. I think mom has a few peeps that do that at work too. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  2. anotherday2paradise

    12/12/2017 at 8:31 am

    How adorable Shrimp is! Thanks so much for the smiles, dear Bacon. 😀 xx

    • Piglove

      12/12/2017 at 9:22 am

      Thanks sweet friends. Wish I could play like Shrimp and sleep on mom’s desk today. Wouldn’t that be a vision to behold? Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  3. Amy

    12/12/2017 at 1:10 pm

    The turtle and the rock are great. But the parrot…OMGoodness! Wait until Kismet sees him.

    • Piglove

      12/12/2017 at 1:27 pm

      Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. How do you even find clothes that small? XOXO – Bacon

      • Amy

        12/13/2017 at 1:10 pm

        Just look for “cheap” dog clothes that are labeled small. Can’t get Xena’s paw in them, and she’s only 11 pounds. Cheep, cheep.

  4. CarolMaeWY

    12/12/2017 at 1:29 pm

    Who’s cuter, Fun Times or Shrimp? Great letters and advice today Bacon.

    • Piglove

      12/12/2017 at 3:24 pm

      They are both so cute! I can’t pick just one. Thanks my friend. XOXO – Bacon

  5. NylabluesMum

    12/12/2017 at 8:57 pm

    Thee bird iss one kewl dude inn his hoodie!!!!
    An that poor tutle sure got stuck didn’t hee?? Shrimp iss cute cute cute….
    Good collum Unccle Bacon.
    ~~head rubsss~~ Siddhartha Henry~~

    • Piglove

      12/13/2017 at 9:58 am

      aaww thanks my sweet nefkitty. That bird still has me. What a cutie he is, right? XOXO – Bacon

  6. Ladybuggz

    12/18/2017 at 2:00 pm

    Someone must of put that turtle up there, that just isn’t right! LOL…Love that cat & mouse!

    • Piglove

      12/18/2017 at 2:23 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter. You never know about us anipals. We get into the craziest trouble. We must take after our dads. XOXO – Bacon


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