How in the world am I going to explain this picture to mommy? It looks like that little psycho elf has been into mom’s pictures and sent them to a certain magazine which has made its way to the big man and his elves.
Shakes piggy head. This can’t be good. Look at their faces?! Oh dear piggy heavens. How am I ever going to tell mommy what Don Juan has done this time?! What will daddy think?
You gotta help me friends. How do I break it gently to my mom that her private pictures may not be so private anymore and that she might be on Santa’s naughty list… but he might like it? Snorts.
Don Juan is in deep doo-doo here at the Hotel Thompson. Shakes piggy head and walks away with daddy’s credit card. I gotta buy all of these off the market so she doesn’t see the cover.
Piglove 
easyweimaraner
12/11/2017 at 2:45 am
you should act… but I would wait till you have the check in your hooves….
franhunne4u
12/11/2017 at 3:45 am
That Santa should better be nice – being caught with the Playboy is very naughty!!!!
Piglove
12/11/2017 at 9:52 am
Oh snorts! XOXO – Bacon
franhunne4u
12/11/2017 at 10:13 am
You see, being seen in the Playboy is not a problem – seeing somebody you know in it is one – for you – as YOU cannot tell anybody. Or they would know you have had a glimpse at the Playboy …
Piglove
12/11/2017 at 11:59 am
oohhh squeals. You are so right!! XOXO – Bacon
Amy
12/11/2017 at 7:15 am
So who delivers gifts on Christmas if Santa gets thrown in the slammer for contributing to the delinquent of minors? Oh, and is anyone your Mom knows looking at playboy?That elf needs to go!
Piglove
12/11/2017 at 9:52 am
Yes the elf needs to exit from this Hotel Thompson. We.do.not.want.him. XOXO – Bacon
CarolMaeWY
12/11/2017 at 10:26 am
Shame on 5hat elf and Santa. 🎅🏼☃️🎄
Piglove
12/11/2017 at 12:00 pm
What a devil he is. I wonder how fast he would burn if I catch him and throw him in the fireplace? XOXO – Bacon
Tails Around the Ranch
12/11/2017 at 12:59 pm
Ha-nice cover! But we think it’s best not to say anything. Otherwise peeps will know what you’ve been up to and that can’t end well. 😇
Piglove
12/11/2017 at 2:01 pm
ooohhh yes so true. ssshhh XOXO – Bacon
David
12/11/2017 at 1:40 pm
Someone is going to end up in a bad episode of “Law and Order” … and, it won’t be the shelf elf. [Cue the music.]
Piglove
12/11/2017 at 2:02 pm
HA snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon