Don Juan’s Powers are Strong

08 Dec


Lord have mercy.  Is it after Christmas yet my friends?  Please tell me it’s soon – really soon – not soon enough for my liking.  You see I can admit it.  Don Juan’s powers are strong here.  That evil little elf on the shelf needs to go back to where he came.  I’m going to need therapy after all of his antics this year.

You see, this morning I went into the front room like I do every day.  I was minding my own business, snorting and wobbling to the kitchen.  I passed through the living room and saw Houdini.  He barked.  I snorted.  You know to say hey to each other.  That’s when I stopped in my piggy tracks.

Houdini was dressed up like an elf.  WTP (What the pig!).  I asked the little guy what happened.  He said he thought he heard chattering last night in bed and this was how he woke up.  Oh dear piggy heavens.  You mean Don Juan sneaked into his bedroom and put this ridiculous outfit on him while he was sleeping?!  Shivers – I may not be able to sleep myself alone now until after the elf goes back into hibernation for the season.

I admit it.  This scares me.  Houdini didn’t know what happened.  Somehow he slept through it all?  How is that?  How can you sleep through being dressed?



Posted by on 12/08/2017 in 25 Days of Christmas, Bacon


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19 responses to “Don Juan’s Powers are Strong

  1. The Canadian Cats

    12/08/2017 at 12:36 pm

    Shoko and mom

    • Piglove

      12/08/2017 at 12:44 pm

      Shaking my head. Help us… Houdini, Hemi and Bacon

  2. speedyrabbit

    12/08/2017 at 12:37 pm

    he’s a tricky on that Elf….next year keep Bashful home….I’m sure he would be able to sort out the elf,xx Speedy

    • Piglove

      12/08/2017 at 12:45 pm

      Perhaps he could stone him to death… snorts with piggy laughter. Soon. Soon that little guy is going down! XOXO – Bacon

  3. Amy

    12/08/2017 at 1:24 pm

    Could Houdini be in on it? For treats?

    • Piglove

      12/11/2017 at 9:36 am

      ooohhh I didn’t think about this. I must have a heart to heart conversation with him. The little guy. He better not be helping the deranged elf. XOXO – Bacon

  4. CarolMaeWY

    12/08/2017 at 1:32 pm

    Well Houdini does look pretty cute as an elf.

    • Piglove

      12/11/2017 at 9:37 am

      Snorts. Are we looking at the same dog? HAHAHAH XOXO – Bacon
      P.S. You are an enabler. LOL

  5. Tails Around the Ranch

    12/08/2017 at 1:42 pm

    Uh-oh…be afraid…be very afraid!

    • Piglove

      12/11/2017 at 9:40 am

      I know… Gulps. I may need to come your way until after Christmas and this freak goes away. XOXO – Bacon

      • Tails Around the Ranch

        12/11/2017 at 9:42 am

        You’d be always welcome…but understand our resident freak is a Ninja. Just saying. LOL

      • Piglove

        12/11/2017 at 9:54 am

        uh-oh… stage left. Somewhere warm… I’m thinking warm… Florida.. the Caribbean. I wonder how far dad’s credit card will get me right about now? XOXO – Bacon

      • Tails Around the Ranch

        12/11/2017 at 9:55 am

        It’s gonna be in the 60’s again today. Warm and dry for the next 7-10 days.

      • Piglove

        12/11/2017 at 11:59 am

        OMP! I could so live with that weather all year round dear friend!! XOXO – Bacon

  6. Lone Star Cats

    12/08/2017 at 9:42 pm

    Ya can’t trust dem elves!

    • Piglove

      12/11/2017 at 9:42 am

      No you can’t. You really can’t. XOXO – Bacon

  7. NylabluesMum

    12/09/2017 at 1:04 pm

    EEEKKKK!!!! Want mee to come down there an round thee Don Won elfie uppy an send him packin Unccle Bacon???
    ***nose rubsss*** Siddhartha Henry xXXx

    • Piglove

      12/11/2017 at 9:50 am

      Yes please my sweet nefkitty. We need to take care of this guy STAT. XOXO – Bacon


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