There I was this morning just like any other morning in my bedroom warm and tucked into bed. I woke up because I knew through my internal alarm that it was time to get mommy up for her worky place.
I went to get mommy up but her bedroom door was shut. That’s when I heard someone in the kitchen. I got kind of excited then because I thought mommy beat me out of bed and was cooking my breakfast. I yawned and softly walked down the hall with my hooves tapping against the wood floors.
I get to the kitchen and guess what? The piggy gate is open. That’s odd but then again mommy is up, right? So I walk into the kitchen. That’s when I started shivering. I saw that evil Don Juan on the stove cooking. He motioned for me to come on over cause he had my breakfast ready. That six inch tall rat is going down for this!
Piglove 
CarolMaeWY
12/07/2017 at 12:37 pm
🤦🏼♀️ Oh no! Get him Bacon! He must be stopped now!
Piglove
12/07/2017 at 1:24 pm
Amen to that. Please save me. XOXO – Bacon
easyweimaraner
12/07/2017 at 12:38 pm
aaaargh….. put that evil elf in the pan too :o)
Piglove
12/07/2017 at 1:25 pm
I think he would be tasty sauteed with some potatoes for sure. XOXO – Bacon
Tails Around the Ranch
12/07/2017 at 12:38 pm
Oh wow…that’s just mean! Hope he at least fed you something more appropriate, maybe some cut up carrots and apples?
Piglove
12/07/2017 at 1:25 pm
They little freak jumped down and ran down the hall when dad came in the kitchen. I was like dad it wasn’t me cooking bacon in the pan. Come on think about it.. really? XOXO – Bacon
David
12/07/2017 at 1:19 pm
Amy: “You didn’t follow my advice about this shelf elf, did you now?”
Steve: “Amy, I think he’s not going to do anything until something bad happens … like being placed into a roasting pan, or in that skillet.
Amy: “I think you’re right, Steve. Not this time, Bacon. You’re on your own …”
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Steve: “Hey, Amy, how ’bout we grab lunch at that diner we saw.”
Amy: “Are you talking about the place with the extra-large bacon cheeseburgers, curly fries and the triple-thick shakes? If you are, count me in! … Sorry, Bacon.”
Piglove
12/07/2017 at 1:27 pm
Oh my piggy heavens!! This so can’t end well for me here at the Hotel Thompson. Do you have Amy or Steve’s number? I need to put in on speed dial. There has to be something I can do. I wonder if they have Warlock Elves that can help me? XOXO – Bacon
David
12/07/2017 at 4:36 pm
Mom: “We can’t keep sending Steve and Amy emails about our house being haunted. They’re laughing at me, at work now. ‘Poor June, watching too many paranormal shows with Bacon,’ they say.”
Bacon: “But, … and then, …”
Mom: “Next thing, you’re going to say is that Mike Logan on Law and Order was looking at you funny, and Ben Stone convincing a jury to put you away, during a 20-year old episode that’s been shown a gazillion times. No more dessert for you until Christmas … maybe longer.”
Bacon: “And when, … oh, I guess so.”
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Mom: “Look at him. Sleeping with a smile. I wonder what he’s dreamin’ of.”
Dad: “He likes that little Elf you always put out. Won’t he be surprised you bought him a couple more so he can play with for the rest of the year.”
Piglove
12/08/2017 at 11:12 am
WOWZER! You know our household only too well. You got cameras here dude? Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter… but I guess you saw that huh? XOXO – Bacon
P.S. We loved it!!
Patrick Dykie
12/07/2017 at 1:34 pm
Oh, the horror……….!!!
Piglove
12/07/2017 at 3:51 pm
Tell me about it!! XOXO – Bacon
Amy
12/07/2017 at 2:15 pm
I bet Don Juan would taste good…just sayin”.
Piglove
12/07/2017 at 3:51 pm
If I catch him, I’m feeding him to Houdini for sure. I’ll let you know. XOXO – Bacon
Amy
12/08/2017 at 4:23 pm
I bet you could chomp him down a whole lot faster.
Piglove
12/11/2017 at 9:41 am
Don’t think I won’t try – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
Lone Star Cats
12/07/2017 at 5:18 pm
He can come do my cookin (sorry, but it looks SOOO tasty!)
Piglove
12/08/2017 at 11:12 am
Gulps. You sick peeps. Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
Miss Harper Lee
12/07/2017 at 9:31 pm
I think Don Juan needs some sensitivity training.
Piglove
12/08/2017 at 11:27 am
I think Don Juan needs to be kicked in his little elf butt to kingdom come or buried six feet under… whichever comes first. XOXO – Bacon
evilsquirrel13
12/08/2017 at 3:34 am
Shouldn’t there be a caption there about what happens to pigs who are on the naughty list?
Oops, sorry! That comment was sent by my evil counterpart….
Piglove
12/08/2017 at 11:32 am
Snorts! You sound like daddy now. Rolls with piggy laughter FAR away from the stove. XOXO – Bacon
anotherday2paradise
12/09/2017 at 3:14 pm
Oh, HORRORS!! 😯
Piglove
12/11/2017 at 9:50 am
Tell me about it. This guy has to go… like yesterday. XOXO – Bacon