I am not amused – meows. There I was minding my own business and that pesky little elf freak jumped on my back. It wasn’t bad enough that mom dressed me up. She must think I’m Houdini with these clothes – and trust me friends – she would be so very wrong.
I’m a man cat… a Hemingway if you will. We don’t do clothes or pesky elves. Don Juan does realize that my claws are out. now.
I’m putting you on notice freak adventure. It will be pay back time soon. This may be the year you go down.
Signed Hemi
Piglove 
easyweimaraner
12/05/2017 at 12:36 pm
Hemi… that is a cat-astrophe….
Piglove
12/05/2017 at 12:46 pm
Meows. It really is. I will get him this year. The little fleabag needs to take a walk on a short plank. I’m watching his elf hole tonight. If he comes out, so do my claws. Hemi
Sarah Ferguson and Choppy
12/05/2017 at 12:43 pm
It doesn’t get any worse than this!
Piglove
12/05/2017 at 12:47 pm
Oh no. It doesn’t. I’m so humiliated. He will pay for sure. Hemi
CarolMaeWY
12/05/2017 at 12:52 pm
That elf is in trouble now. . .
Piglove
12/05/2017 at 3:20 pm
You better believe it! Hemi
Amy
12/05/2017 at 1:26 pm
Don Juan really is a nasty sort, isn’t he?
Piglove
12/05/2017 at 3:20 pm
Yes. He really is. And he hides during the day where we can’t find him. I will find him though. You just wait and see. Hemi
franhunne4u
12/05/2017 at 4:01 pm
Well, cats are known to be ferocious hunters and killers. You can do this.
Piglove
12/06/2017 at 9:16 am
Thank you. I’m so on this! – Hemi
NylabluesMum
12/06/2017 at 2:42 pm
OH mee KAT Hemi!!! Who thott dressin you uppy AN saddlin you with thee freak elfie was a good idea?? Mee iss with you this one Brofur! Do you want mee to come down an ‘help’ you with thee diss-appeereance of Don Won……..it could bee our littul see-cret!
***nose bumpsss*** Siddhartha Henry xXx
Piglove
12/07/2017 at 9:16 am
Oh will you my sweet nefkitty? That little freak needs to go this year. Really GO. XOXO – Bacon
Tails Around the Ranch
12/07/2017 at 4:18 pm
Yee-haw! Ride ’em kitty.
Piglove
12/08/2017 at 11:10 am
The elf is a freak. We are hunting for him this weekend. Wish us luck. Meows Hemi
Tails Around the Ranch
12/08/2017 at 11:17 am
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