Dear Bacon

05 Dec

20131113-093216.jpg Dear Bacon,

Leash training.  Well, it sucks.  I can’t go too far without the human deciding that I shouldn’t be that far.  A pig has to have his freedom!  That’s what I say.  What about you?  Signed Gotta Run

Dear Gotta Run,

Poor little guy.  Mommy *tried* to leash train me.  Let’s just say that I wasn’t a leash kind of pig either.  I’m sure with more practice, I would have adjusted but she didn’t have the will power – snorts.  Look on the other hand my little friend, they are just trying to watch after your safety.  Consider it a gesture of love. 🙂

20131113-093238.jpgDear Bacon,

HA!  This will make you think twice about stomping in that puddle outside again won’t it?  I just had to share.  You never know where my kind might jump out at you.  Consider us like clowns.  We’ll make you laugh but we are scary as heck to look at sometimes.  Signed Hide N Seek

Dear Hide N Seek,

Shivers to murgatroid!  I will never stomp my little hooves in the puddle outside in my magical backyard EVER again.  Heck, I close my eyes and still see you.  EEWW – you are like clowns – scary!!  I gotta get in therapy.  Thanks.


Dear Bacon,

You’re not the only cute thing that rides around in your mom’s moving thingy.  I love to settle in the back seat and go for a spin.  It kind of relaxes me and helps me to go to sleep.  I think it helps my mom too to hear me go bbaaww.  Signed Tiny

Dear Tiny,

OMP (oh my pig).  Yes you are so right my friend.  You are the most adorable little thing.  I just want to pick you up and cuddle with you!  If my mom saw you, oh goodness, we would so have to adopt you here at the Hotel Thompson!!  Stay safe my little friend.


Dear Bacon,

I turn my back for one minute and my tail hit my nuts off of the pole.  I think my face tells you everything.  I got make every nut count during these winter months!  Signed Flabbergasted

Dear Flabbergasted,

I’m sorry my friend for laughing but that look is priceless!  Hit me up, I’ll give you some nuts 🙂



Dear Bacon,

No matter what you do in life, never give up and never surrender.  You don’t know what strengths you have until you try.  Stay strong my friend.  Signed Adam Ant

Dear Adam Ant,

Those are some powerful words my little buddy.  So true and spot on.  I will never give up and never surrender with anything in my life.  Thank you!.



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10 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. CarolMaeWY

    12/05/2017 at 1:56 am

    Tiny, I think everyone will fall in love with you as soon as they see you. You could get away with almost anything. But don’t try, Be good. It is almost Christmas.
    Hide and seek will keep me out of puddles too. 👀🎄

    • Piglove

      12/05/2017 at 9:57 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. No more puddles for me in the future. I shiver just thinking about it now! XOXO – Bacon

  2. easyweimaraner

    12/05/2017 at 2:01 am

    wow Hide N Seek the govt. of france would love to have such new bio-toll stations… tbet then no one would drive away without giving you the last two cents ;O)))

    • Piglove

      12/05/2017 at 9:58 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. I would love to send some peeps to meet Hide N Seek and tell them to jump in the puddle. Would be fun to see how high peeps can jump. You think? XOXO – Bacon

  3. evilsquirrel13

    12/05/2017 at 10:34 am

    That gator picture is obviously Photoshopped. He really has much bigger teeth than that…

    Someone get that goat a car seat!

    • Piglove

      12/05/2017 at 12:45 pm

      You think my evil friend? I think those teeth look might fine from right where I’m sitting – big or small… maybe you should investigate closer. Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. And hushshay on the goatshay with the carseatshay… mom might get ideas for me. XOXO – Bacon

  4. Genevieve Petrillo

    12/05/2017 at 12:43 pm

    I can empathize with both you pigs. I felt just like GottaRun when Mom adopted me. I adjusted like a champ and now when I get scared and need to hide, Mom is right there to protect me. It works…

    Love and licks,

    • Piglove

      12/05/2017 at 12:48 pm

      Oh beautiful – that is perfect advice to those pigs on training. I do hope what you said into consideration. ❤ XOXO – Bacon

  5. NylabluesMum

    12/06/2017 at 2:46 pm

    Furabuluss bloggie post Unccle bacon. Tiny goat iss cute as iss thee G-Piggie…where did thee Hu’manss get a harness that small??
    An Ally gator freeked mee rite out!!!! EEEKKK!!!!!
    Poor squirrel losin his nutss…..maybee hee should hang out with Adam ant who seemss to have lotss to share, mew mew mew…..
    ***Hi-5’sss*** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=

    • Piglove

      12/07/2017 at 9:17 am

      Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. You are so right about the squirrel and his nuts. LOL. XOXO – Bacon


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