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Dear Bacon

21 Nov

20121106-070748.jpgDear Bacon,

This is my scary pose.  Does it work?  I’m trying it out on different people but all they do is laugh.  What am I doing wrong?  Signed Vicious

Dear Vicious,

I hate to say it little fellow but that is so not scary.  The only thing scary in that pose are those huge claws – now that’s scary.  You doing that pose – I just want to tickle that little belly.  I’m sure as you get older, that pose may have more of an impact.  Right now though, you’re just a cute little thing… especially with that sunlight shining on you.  Maybe lose the pose and learn to bristle up that fur a bit.  That might be scary.  Let me know my friend.


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Dear Bacon,

I need some help.  I’m not sure what is going on.  Everyone that sees me starts singing some theme song of Star Wars.  I don’t get it.  Signed Ewok

Dear Ewok,

You don’t get out much do you?  You  need to go through your master’s video collection and find one marked Star Wars.  Watch it.  Watch it closely my friend and see if you notice anything in that movie that you’ve seen before…anything that looks familiar…. anything that maybe has the same name as you.  Love the look!


 

20121106-070855.jpgDear Bacon,

I get picked on all of the time.  You’re slow they say.  I can run faster than you they say.  You’re slower than creek water running down stream they say.  Well, I have found the light and the answer!  These days, I just use my handy dandy skate board.  What do you think?  Signed Tony “Tortoise” Hawk

Dear Tony “Tortoise” Hawk

I think you look fantastic little man!  What an awesome idea that you came up with.  Can’t wait to see you television racing the big guys!  Be safe!


20121106-070939.jpgDear Bacon,

Those pesky cats in the neighborhood were running through the trees.  I thought I would chase them.  You know, just to keep up their exercise.  They got me stuck between two trees.  Have you ever seen such misery?  Signed Woody

Dear Woody,

I would not have believed it if you didn’t send a picture to me.  WOW – you are stuck between two trunks and a hard place.  Hope you got unstuck fast.  Don’t be too hard on those purr things.


20121106-071118.jpgDear Bacon,

This is us, the TMNT, in the early days.  Even then we had style.  Never give up man and always dream big – it can happen to you like it did to us.  Signed Michelangelo, Leonardo, Raphael and Donatello

Dear TMNT,

Love you guys!  Mom said that you are making another come back.  I’ve watched some shows from the past.  I would love to be like ya’ll – can you use a pig in the mix?  I want a cool name too – just like ya’lls.  Keep safe and live prosper my new friends!

 
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13 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. easyweimaraner

    11/21/2017 at 1:39 am

    that’s a good idea to have a rolling turtle… I will put a skateboard on my wishlist… for hell-mut ;O)

     
    • Piglove

      11/27/2017 at 9:47 am

      Squeals! I bet he would love it. Bashful has one and I’m kind of jealous of it. I think I need one too. XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. imagesbytdashfield

    11/21/2017 at 4:36 pm

    Love Tony 🙂

     
  3. Amy

    11/21/2017 at 8:34 pm

    These are all too good to pick one. But I do want to cuddle Ewok!

     
    • Piglove

      11/27/2017 at 10:09 am

      Me too!! XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. The Canadian Cats

    11/22/2017 at 9:59 am

    Gotta love the Kitty…

     
  5. Tails Around the Ranch

    11/22/2017 at 12:25 pm

    Dear Woody…I’ve heard of being stuck between a rock and a hard place, but you take the cake for creativity.

     
    • Piglove

      11/27/2017 at 10:17 am

      Oh snorts with piggy laughter!! XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. CarolMaeWY

    11/22/2017 at 12:54 pm

    You get the best letters and give the best advice Bacon. Enjoy your advice. 🍂🍁😎

     
    • Piglove

      11/27/2017 at 10:18 am

      aaww piggy blushes. Thank you sweet friend! XOXo – Bacon

       
  7. NylabluesMum

    11/23/2017 at 5:03 pm

    Mee-you wee fink Vishuss Kitty lookss purrty vishuss; those HUDE pawss!!! An Tony Tortoise iss berry kewl….
    Woody made us laff; poor doggie an Ewok hee iss funny all so…doggiess seem to get inn to all sortss of trubbull don’t they Unccle Bacon??? Mew mew mew….
    ~~head rubsss~~ neffkitty Siddhartha Henry~~

     
    • Piglove

      11/27/2017 at 10:26 am

      It was definitely quite a collection this week with my column. So hilarious some of them were. I just wanted to hug Ewok. Cute little guy. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • NylabluesMum

        11/27/2017 at 5:22 pm

        Iss an EWOK like a wookie Unccle??Mee not sure….mee likess cute fuzzy all so…

         

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