Dear Bacon

07 Nov

Dear Bacon,
I’ve read your column recommending yoga and how everyone thinks its the best thing since sliced bread. I’m not a fan. I’m not sure what this position was suppose to be but it’s not natural. I guess it’s not meant for everyone.

Signed Pretzel

Dear Pretzel,
Well, you do look like you’re a little tied up there. What’s it like to be able to kiss your own butt? Snort

Dear Bacon,
So I walked into a bar and ordered a beer. What’s wrong with that? I’m of age. Why not think its strange that the bartender served me?

Why does it have to be me with a problem?

Signed Cheers

Dear Cheers,

I don’t see a problem with that. If you can (A) walk into a bar; (B) order your own beer; (C) sit at the bar and (D) drink it, I say you deserve it. I salute you!


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Do you ever have one of those days that you don’t know if your coming/going? If you need to eat or go wizzy? I had a moment and of course my dad had to take a picture. Who knows where it will show up next on the Internet. Signed Two Birds With One Stone

Dear Two Birds With One Stone,
Hey little man, no worries. Sometimes life happens. You’re hungry and you have to go. I’ll tell you a little secret. At times when I go wizzy for mom on my piggy pad, she will feed me a carrot while I’m going. Hey, whatever you gotta do my friend for food, do it.


Dear Bacon,
I’m like you. I have a short leg challenge. There’s lots of things I can’t do either because of those challenged little legs. I found the perfect solution – stilts. They do take some getting used to but hey no more short legs. You gotta get a pair of these things and try them. Signed Vertically Challenged

Dear Vertically Challenged,
You do look a lot taller. Mine would have to be taller. You know, to make room for my garage of a belly. 🙂 snort They do look like fun. I’m wondering if I could get mom to make me some for fun? I’ll keep you posted.




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14 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. easyweimaraner

    11/07/2017 at 2:30 am

    that#s a good technique to use stilts… now even small pups can steal food from the table…

    • Piglove

      11/07/2017 at 4:09 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter brother. Darn this pot belly that I can’t use stilts! Just think of the amazing things I could find. XOXO – Bacon

  2. franhunne4u

    11/07/2017 at 2:32 am

    Who puts the cat’s bowls with food next to the cat toilet??? *shudders*

    • Piglove

      11/07/2017 at 4:10 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter. Right!! XOXO – Bacon

  3. Sarah Ferguson and Choppy

    11/07/2017 at 9:05 am

    These cracked me up – a great way to start the day!

    • Piglove

      11/07/2017 at 4:17 pm

      aaww thanks my new friend. I appreciate that. XOXO – Bacon

  4. Tails Around the Ranch

    11/07/2017 at 1:42 pm

    Bwahaha….garage of a belly. I nearly snorted water all over my screen!!

    • Piglove

      11/07/2017 at 4:17 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter. Sorry about that my friend. XOXO – Bacon

  5. Debra

    11/07/2017 at 7:48 pm

    I had to stop and stare for awhile at Pretzel. That’s one amazing dog. You make such wonderful observations, Bacon!

  6. evilsquirrel13

    11/08/2017 at 2:54 am

    I was waiting for the “A dog walks into a bar” joke….

  7. CarolMaeWY

    11/08/2017 at 4:05 am

    The yoga dog is tied up! 😂

  8. NylabluesMum

    11/08/2017 at 1:37 pm

    Mew mew mew they are all so funny Unccle Bacon….Pretzel doggie iss mee faverite!!! 😉
    **nose bumpsss** Siddhartha Henry xxxx

  9. Amy

    11/09/2017 at 8:41 pm

    Great advice to Cheers. 🙂

    • Piglove

      11/14/2017 at 9:51 am

      Aaww. Thanks my friend! XOXO – Bacon


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