Enough With the Spam!

04 Nov

Are you tired of getting all of this Spam lately?  I just can’t take it anymore.  Stomping piggy hooves!!  Enough already – Spam should be outlawed – snorts.

You thought I was talking about email and blog spam?  Silly humans.. of course not.

I’m talking Spam.  Do you know what this stuff is made out of?  Come closer and I’ll whisper it to you – sshh – pork products.  You do realize what that means, right?  The Spam site explains it this way:

Spam is made of two cuts of the same piggy – the shock of that!  It says that the cuts come from (A) the pork shoulder because of its juiciness, tenderness and flavor and (B) the pig’s rear which is surprise – thick and flavorful.  OMP (Oh my pig!)  It’s bad enough that daddy looks at me sometimes feeling my rump wondering how many biscuits I would make.  The nerve!

I have to stop this insanity.  Why does it have to be pig?  Why can’t it be cow?  Heck, why can’t it be tofu?  Yep, I think personally that’s the way to go – tofu.  🙂

Let’s start a campaign now and take a stand – NO SPAM.  But I do have to say thank you to the Spam peeps – I am jucy, tender and flavorful – sticks tongue out!  Happy Friday my friends!







Take Note:  This was all in fun jest.  I’m not dishing the Spam makers or eaters.  I was having fun.


Posted by on 11/04/2017 in Bacon


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24 responses to “Enough With the Spam!

  1. CarolMaeWY

    11/04/2017 at 2:06 am

    HaPpY Friday Bacon. We don’t ever eat spam here. Never have, even when we were dirt poor. My Mom never served it either. I don’t know why. Probably because we raised cattle and hogs on the farm. . .

    • Piglove

      11/06/2017 at 8:30 pm

      Aww. My mom/dad won’t touch it either. No way. XOXO – Bacon

  2. Madelyn Griffith-Haynie, MCC, SCAC

    11/04/2017 at 3:33 am

    LOL – Mom told me to click this one because she did indeed think you were blogging about a different kind of Spam. This is much more important, Bacon.
    Woof! TINK

    • Piglove

      11/06/2017 at 8:30 pm

      Thank you sweet Tink my friend. This is a very important message to my heart. No spam! Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  3. weggieboy

    11/04/2017 at 6:11 am

    No respect, I tell you! Who can eat a pig?

    • Piglove

      11/06/2017 at 8:31 pm

      I mean really. Who? Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  4. speedyrabbit

    11/04/2017 at 7:22 am

    We say no to Spam here too…..Mum says its not very good anyway,xx Speedy

    • Piglove

      11/06/2017 at 8:31 pm

      I know, right? Spam is bad. Very bad. We say eat more chicken. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  5. Sheila Englehart

    11/04/2017 at 7:43 am

    No Hawaiian vacations for you, Bacon. They still love the stuff down there.

    • Piglove

      11/06/2017 at 8:32 pm

      Gulps. No hula for me then. No way. I’ll just send mom/dad. Thanks for letting me know my friend. XOXO – Bacon

  6. Dan Antion

    11/04/2017 at 9:28 am

    “…how many biscuits I would make…” Classic – sorry 😦

    • Piglove

      11/06/2017 at 8:33 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter. I can laugh about it with you. But when dad gets that glistening look in his face, I go hide in my room and be very very quiet. XOXO – Bacon

  7. Tails Around the Ranch

    11/04/2017 at 10:07 am

    Edible or not, NO Spam is good! Come to think of it, taro (as in Poi) isn’t so hot either (and is the accompanying ingredient with Spam on Hawaii). Blech.

    • Piglove

      11/06/2017 at 8:34 pm

      I knew I loved you my friend. No spam will ever cross the doors here at the Hotel Thompson. Not on my watch. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  8. NylabluesMum

    11/04/2017 at 1:38 pm

    Wee nevurr eat SPAM Unccle Bacon….EEEWWWWW!!!
    An wee LUV you a lot!
    ~~head rubsss~~ nefkitty Siddhartha Henry~~

    • Piglove

      11/06/2017 at 8:36 pm

      Aaww thank you sweet nefkitty. And we love you a lot too! XOXO – Bacon

  9. The Canadian Cats

    11/05/2017 at 1:28 am

    No way could spam ever be allowed din this house….no piggy parts for us.

    Shoko and Kali

    • Piglove

      11/06/2017 at 8:43 pm

      Aaww. Thanks sweet friends. I appreciate that! XOXO – Bacon

  10. evilsquirrel13

    11/05/2017 at 11:14 am

    I challenge anyone to find any real meat in a can of Spam. I’m pretty sure that stuff is more unidentifiable than a UFO…

    • Piglove

      11/06/2017 at 8:44 pm

      I’ve heard it’s the parts of an unicorn. I’m just sayin’. XOXO – Bacon

      • evilsquirrel13

        11/06/2017 at 9:32 pm

        You never know….. until you bite into the horn.

  11. Ladybuggz

    11/07/2017 at 9:53 pm

    LOL! Yes I agree that SPAM sould be and only be UCKY Tofu!


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