Are you tired of getting all of this Spam lately? I just can’t take it anymore. Stomping piggy hooves!! Enough already – Spam should be outlawed – snorts.
You thought I was talking about email and blog spam? Silly humans.. of course not.
I’m talking Spam. Do you know what this stuff is made out of? Come closer and I’ll whisper it to you – sshh – pork products. You do realize what that means, right? The Spam site explains it this way:
Spam is made of two cuts of the same piggy – the shock of that! It says that the cuts come from (A) the pork shoulder because of its juiciness, tenderness and flavor and (B) the pig’s rear which is surprise – thick and flavorful. OMP (Oh my pig!) It’s bad enough that daddy looks at me sometimes feeling my rump wondering how many biscuits I would make. The nerve!
I have to stop this insanity. Why does it have to be pig? Why can’t it be cow? Heck, why can’t it be tofu? Yep, I think personally that’s the way to go – tofu. 🙂
Let’s start a campaign now and take a stand – NO SPAM. But I do have to say thank you to the Spam peeps – I am jucy, tender and flavorful – sticks tongue out! Happy Friday my friends!
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Piglove 
CarolMaeWY
11/04/2017 at 2:06 am
HaPpY Friday Bacon. We don’t ever eat spam here. Never have, even when we were dirt poor. My Mom never served it either. I don’t know why. Probably because we raised cattle and hogs on the farm. . .
Piglove
11/06/2017 at 8:30 pm
Aww. My mom/dad won’t touch it either. No way. XOXO – Bacon
Madelyn Griffith-Haynie, MCC, SCAC
11/04/2017 at 3:33 am
LOL – Mom told me to click this one because she did indeed think you were blogging about a different kind of Spam. This is much more important, Bacon.
Woof! TINK
Piglove
11/06/2017 at 8:30 pm
Thank you sweet Tink my friend. This is a very important message to my heart. No spam! Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
Madelyn Griffith-Haynie, MCC, SCAC
11/06/2017 at 10:38 pm
Mom said she doesn’t understand the appeal either.
Woof! TINK
weggieboy
11/04/2017 at 6:11 am
No respect, I tell you! Who can eat a pig?
Piglove
11/06/2017 at 8:31 pm
I mean really. Who? Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
speedyrabbit
11/04/2017 at 7:22 am
We say no to Spam here too…..Mum says its not very good anyway,xx Speedy
Piglove
11/06/2017 at 8:31 pm
I know, right? Spam is bad. Very bad. We say eat more chicken. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
Sheila Englehart
11/04/2017 at 7:43 am
No Hawaiian vacations for you, Bacon. They still love the stuff down there.
Piglove
11/06/2017 at 8:32 pm
Gulps. No hula for me then. No way. I’ll just send mom/dad. Thanks for letting me know my friend. XOXO – Bacon
Dan Antion
11/04/2017 at 9:28 am
“…how many biscuits I would make…” Classic – sorry 😦
Piglove
11/06/2017 at 8:33 pm
Snorts with piggy laughter. I can laugh about it with you. But when dad gets that glistening look in his face, I go hide in my room and be very very quiet. XOXO – Bacon
Tails Around the Ranch
11/04/2017 at 10:07 am
Edible or not, NO Spam is good! Come to think of it, taro (as in Poi) isn’t so hot either (and is the accompanying ingredient with Spam on Hawaii). Blech.
Piglove
11/06/2017 at 8:34 pm
I knew I loved you my friend. No spam will ever cross the doors here at the Hotel Thompson. Not on my watch. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
Tails Around the Ranch
11/06/2017 at 8:35 pm
😁
NylabluesMum
11/04/2017 at 1:38 pm
Wee nevurr eat SPAM Unccle Bacon….EEEWWWWW!!!
An wee LUV you a lot!
~~head rubsss~~ nefkitty Siddhartha Henry~~
Piglove
11/06/2017 at 8:36 pm
Aaww thank you sweet nefkitty. And we love you a lot too! XOXO – Bacon
The Canadian Cats
11/05/2017 at 1:28 am
No way could spam ever be allowed din this house….no piggy parts for us.
Shoko and Kali
Piglove
11/06/2017 at 8:43 pm
Aaww. Thanks sweet friends. I appreciate that! XOXO – Bacon
evilsquirrel13
11/05/2017 at 11:14 am
I challenge anyone to find any real meat in a can of Spam. I’m pretty sure that stuff is more unidentifiable than a UFO…
Piglove
11/06/2017 at 8:44 pm
I’ve heard it’s the parts of an unicorn. I’m just sayin’. XOXO – Bacon
evilsquirrel13
11/06/2017 at 9:32 pm
You never know….. until you bite into the horn.
Ladybuggz
11/07/2017 at 9:53 pm
LOL! Yes I agree that SPAM sould be and only be UCKY Tofu!