Dear Bacon

24 Oct

Dear Bacon – Busted!  But I tell you, I was set up.  Really I was.  You see, I saw the two legged kid in the house outside the other day making what he called mud pies.  I thought why couldn’t I make one?  They look delicious.  And trust me that kid was covered but no he didn’t get into trouble.  I get out there and start making pies and the entire world is coming to an end.  What do you think of that?  Signed Pie Maker

Dear Pie Maker – Personally, I don’t think that is the kind of pies that you eat.  Perhaps you can roll around in it to be cool – my kind has been doing that for years.  But to eat – shakes piggy head no.

  Dear Bacon – The humans left the house – check.  Got my bath in – check.  Got my robe on – check.  Got my snacks – check.  Got the remote – check.  There I was preparing to watch my show on television, America’s Top Bitches, then it happened. The humans came back home early.  What the cream cheese?!  What did they expect I was going to do while they were out – lay on the floor and take a nap?  Signed Comfy

Dear Comfy – I’m with you on that one my friend.  If my humans came home during my show, they would just have to pull up, sit down and shut up until the show was done.  I mean we are talking priorities here.

Dear Bacon – Help!?  My humans they watch Star Wars way too much.  This is how they are dressing me up for Halloween.  Lord help me.  One of my humans will be Darth Vader and the other Luke Skywalker.  Then there’s me in the middle.  The nerve of them to make me go out in this attire!  Signed Princess Leia

Dear Princess Leia – I got a couple of things to say my dear.  First – hubba hubba.  I love that outfit on you – you are gorgeous.  I’m sure the real Princess Leia is full of envy with the way you wear that hair.  Second up – you have to admit that the costumes will be original and that’s awesome.  Just think you will stand out among your peers.  Everyone will want to be you.  And you know for doing this, you will probably get extra treats.  I say wear it with style and look on the bright side you gorgeous babe!

  Dear Bacon – This is how we greet our human when he comes home from work.  This just shows to him what we think of him as royalty by being his welcome committee.  What do you think?  Signed Two Statues

Dear Two Statues – It’s okay my friends.  You can tell me.  You really stay there when he comes home to remind him of the royalty YOU are and that it is feeding time.  It will be our little secret and we won’t tell.  Zip – not a word.  I wish our stairs could support me on them… what am I talking about?  We don’t have stairs – snorts!

Dear Bacon – This photobomb thing has gone too far.  Every time I try to take a picture to post on my Pet Harmony account, this dog jumps in either behind, beside or in front.  What am I to do?  Signed Looking for Love


Dear Looking for Love – Shaking piggy head.  You know my friend, brothers/sisters can be a pain in the rump in the house.  Might I suggest you to post HIS picture on Pet Harmony.  If he had a friend, he would surely leave you alone.  That would give you more time to find you a mate.


Remember my dear friends that Dear Bacon can’t happen without YOU.  Please keep sending your pictures and letters to my email address.  


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14 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. easyweimaraner

    10/24/2017 at 12:34 pm

    wow bro please call me if the pie maker needs an assistant… I could send the mama to him… she has the same pie-technique hehehe

    • Piglove

      10/24/2017 at 12:39 pm

      Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. Oh brother – definitely so does my mom! XOXO – Bacon

  2. Tails Around the Ranch

    10/24/2017 at 12:35 pm

    {Chuckle, chuckle} Some great advice throughout, Bacon. I think Mr. Comfy looks like a stand-in from the movie The Secret Life of Pets! 😊

    • Piglove

      10/24/2017 at 12:40 pm

      Snorts! It could be. Mr. Comfy does look so cute and comfy for sure! XOXO – Bacon

  3. CarolMaeWY

    10/24/2017 at 12:50 pm

    We really enjoy these letters. Mr. Comfy know how to live the good life.

    • Piglove

      10/24/2017 at 1:21 pm

      Thanks sweet friends. And Mr. Comfy is giving me ideas on how to live around here at the Hotel Thompson. You can *never* be too comfy for sure. XOXO – Bacon

  4. Amy

    10/24/2017 at 1:14 pm

    The cats on the banisters is classic. And I love your advise to Looking for Love. 🙂

    • Piglove

      10/24/2017 at 1:21 pm

      aaww shuffles hooves. Thanks my friend. XOXO – Bacon

  5. imagesbytdashfield

    10/24/2017 at 2:45 pm

    Star Wars…. snort snort snort!!!! LOL

  6. NylabluesMum

    10/25/2017 at 10:48 am

    Mew mew mew Unccle bacon this iss a funny collum this week…poor doggie dressed as Princess Leia….shee ISS adoorabull…mee hopes shee gets LOTSS of Milkboness an good eatss!
    An thee Corgi inn a bathrobe, MOL!!!
    An thee 2 statue katss made LadyMum laff…a lot…then shee said “See-dhartha do NOT get any ideas!!” As if rite???? 😉
    ***Hi-5’sss*** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=

    • Piglove

      10/25/2017 at 12:02 pm

      Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. you get ideas from a Dear Bacon issue – of course not my sweet nefkitty. Chuckles and snorts. I’m off to be a statue now… XOXO – Bacon

      • NylabluesMum

        10/26/2017 at 2:05 pm

        Mew mew mew mee all so Unccle Bacon 😉

  7. evilsquirrel13

    10/25/2017 at 10:54 am

    America’s Top Bitches…. i thought that was part of the Real Housewives series.

    • Piglove

      10/25/2017 at 12:05 pm

      Oh snorts – you know that too? Oh my evil friend – we thought we were the only ones. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon


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