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Boo! Cue Scary Music – It’s Friday the 13th

13 Oct

You know, normally this day would not bother me.  BUT, thanks to daddy I’m a nervous wreck this morning.  For some odd reason, mommy gave him control of the television remote last night thus he picked movie night.  He picked – you got it – Friday the 13th.  Mommy tried to warn me that it wasn’t pig rated and I should go to my room and watch my television.  I didn’t listen because I’m a big pig.  Why didn’t I listen??  After the movie, which I might add is oh so scary!, dad gently reminded me that today is Friday the 13th.  Gee dad, thanks so much for that wonderful and so caring reminder.

Today’s not scary.  It’s just a date, right.  Repeat after me.  It’s just a number.  Numbers are not scary.  Numbers are our friends.  Right?  I’m trying to convince myself you that there is nothing wrong with today being that evil Friday the 13th.  Really… it’s just a date.

There’s lots of Fridays in the month.  There’s a 13th in every month.  It happens every month.  So what’s the big deal?  Who am I trying to convince?  Today is a scary day.  It’s Friday the 13th!  I’ve watched the movie and what has been watched can not be unwatched.

And dad, he is milking this day for all of what it is worth.  He is SO not helping.  I know you are just paying me back for all of the times that I have ‘barked’ and oinked at you.  For all of the times that I wouldn’t share mommy with you.  I know pay back is bad.

But really, I woke up to this mask hanging on my bedroom door.  Are you trying to give this little pig a heart attack so early in the morning?  You knew I was already flipping out with the date and the movie.  Bad daddy – bad!

Then daddy, if you really are my daddy – snorts, you fixed me breakfast this morning.  I should have known you were up to no good by doing that.  You never fix me breakfast – always mommy.  And everyone, you’re probably thinking that was real sweet of ole dad doing that, right?  Until he called me for breakfast.  “Jason, your breakfast is ready.”  Really?  You’ve gone just too far with that one dad of mine.

And then dad said to mom, “Hey, let’s go to Camp Crystal Lake this weekend?”  Thud – piggy down.  Dad, I will pay you back with this date.  Really, I will.

Happy Friday the 13th my friends.  

 

 

 
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15 responses to “Boo! Cue Scary Music – It’s Friday the 13th

  1. Nylabluesmum

    10/13/2017 at 12:34 pm

    Good GREEF Unccle Bacon! All this uppsyet over a numburr an a spooky day….LadyMum LUVSS Furiday thee 13th so nothin scarey here. Did you want to come uppy an visit thee rest of thee day? Mee purromisess no scarrey maskss or creepy musick or thee Jason dude to chase you!
    **nose bumpsss** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=

     
    • Piglove

      10/13/2017 at 1:02 pm

      I’m on the way my sweet nefkitty. Daddy is so weird – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • Nylabluesmum

        10/13/2017 at 1:22 pm

        OK Unccle! Mee has mee faverite blanket onn thee couch fur you an sum good snackss an a pill-oh!!
        Wee can hang out an watch sum fun Tee Vee ok?

         
      • Piglove

        10/13/2017 at 3:19 pm

        Sounds great to me my Nefkitty. Hope you are feeling better!! XOXO – Bacon
        P.S. I’ll be there!

         
  2. CarolMaeWY

    10/13/2017 at 12:35 pm

    Uh oh, Dad’s not so funny anymore. . . .
    😜🕷🕸🦇❤️

     
    • Piglove

      10/13/2017 at 1:02 pm

      Don’t worry my friend. I will so get him back when he’s not expecting it. He has to sleep sometime today. Evil snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. easyweimaraner

    10/13/2017 at 1:08 pm

    brother , this is a haunted day… furst the mama confused a walnut with a poo-nut and 5 minutes ago a flower pot came down from the window sill (but it wasn’t me) while I tried to eat the pup who walked on the street…b

     
    • Piglove

      10/13/2017 at 3:18 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter. OMP – to see your mom’s face when she picked up your “walnut”. That had to be priceless brother. And the flower pot? Oh my!! XOXo – Bacon

       
  4. Amy

    10/13/2017 at 3:50 pm

    Bacon, most of the time it’s fun having a Dad who acts like a big kid. But sometimes…. BOO!

     
    • Piglove

      10/16/2017 at 12:15 pm

      I know! Don’t worry though. I’ll get even with him when he least expects it. Like this weekend, I kept walking up behind him and ‘barking’. For an old dude, he can jump pretty high. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. Tails Around the Ranch

    10/13/2017 at 4:48 pm

    Ok, I confess, I haven’t seen this movie. Slasher movies kind of scare me. Oh…I guess that’s the point, huh? Yes I am a wuss. 😇

     
    • Piglove

      10/16/2017 at 12:16 pm

      No, you’re right there with my mom. She doesn’t like to watch them either. If dad insists, she will cover her eyes and peek out from behind a pillow. It’s comical to watch her. XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. evilsquirrel13

    10/14/2017 at 10:10 am

    Happy Saturday the 14th!

     
    • Piglove

      10/16/2017 at 12:18 pm

      YES! Do you remember that movie? Hilarious. XOXO – Bacon

       

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