Journalist Rocky the Squirrel here –
Keeping my paws on the nuts of the world!
Today, September 28th is an awesome day. It’s Ask a Stupid Question Day. Finally a day that we can ask all of those silly questions and not have anyone look at us a strange way. Speak up my followers – ask all of those questions you were afraid to ask today that you have been wondering about all year long.
I interviewed the occupants here at the Hotel Thompson. They came up with some great questions that I’m going to share. They’ll start so you can feel better about your questions. Remember no one is going to laugh at your question – maybe the answer but not the question – chitter chatter
“Why is Grape Nuts cereal called Grape Nuts when it has neither grapes or nuts?”
“If the Professor on Gilligan’s Island could make a radio out of a coconut, why couldn’t he fix a small hole in the side of the boat?”
“Why does Goofy always stand up on two legs yet Pluto remains on all four legs? Aren’t they both dogs?”
“Why do banks leave their doors wide open but chain their pens to the counter?”
“How come when the battery goes dead on the television remote, you think it will work if you press the buttons harder?”
“If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of the cat?”
“What color would a Smurf turn if you choked it?”
09/28/2017 at 12:41 pm
the goofy question is interesting… what species is goofy? I mean he can drive a car … and if goofy can do that pluto should get a drivers licence too… and me too… just saying
09/28/2017 at 12:50 pm
I know right? All great questions that we need to know the answers. XOXO – Bacon
09/28/2017 at 3:31 pm
You know you Wouldn’t choke a Smurf..
Get all that blue on your trotters..
10/01/2017 at 9:49 pm
This is so true. Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
09/28/2017 at 8:06 pm
My stupid question … is bacon, sausage, baby back ribs, pork chops, pork loin, etc. are forbidden foods in your house???
10/01/2017 at 9:50 pm
Squeals! Mom/dad really try to partake in those items outside of the Hotel Thompson when they frequent local restaurants. Snorts and oinks. XOXO – Bacon
Tails Around the Ranch
09/29/2017 at 1:42 pm
Why are they called hot water heaters. Why heat ‘hot water?’ 😝
10/01/2017 at 9:59 pm
Exactly! XOXO – Bacon
09/29/2017 at 4:44 pm
My wife says this day is everyday she spends with me….
10/01/2017 at 10:02 pm
Is not! Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon