Oh piggy heavens above! Oh my friends. I hate to be the one to tell you this but there is a deadly virus going around these parts. You need to protect yourself STAT! It’s awful and can hit you at any time.
In fact, the virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you come in contact with the WORK virus, you should immediately go to the nearest Biological Anxiety Relief (BAR) center to take antidotes known as Working Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE), Radioactive UnWORK Medicine (RUM), Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER) or Vaccine Official Depression Killing Agent (VODKA).