Dear Bacon

05 Sep

Dear Bacon – We love to battle. We were made to battle. We’re actually pets too and not food. People don’t look at us as cute but we actually do have a sense of humor. We may not be cuddle buddies but people do look at us with this wondrous look on their face. Signed Lobster Buds

Dear Lobster Buds – I hate to be the piggy of bad news. That wondrous look is probably people salivating at the thought of you in their belly. I know I had my moment. People have a lot if different pets. Perhaps a bit of advice? Drop the utensils in battle. You’re just giving people ideas… Like you come with eating utensils.

Dear Bacon – I was watching a nature show at the zoo. What? Of course bears watch television. Anyway, it was about frogs. I’m fascinated on everything about them. I especially like the way they sit. I think it’s awesome. I also think I have perfected it. What do you think? Signed Crouching Frog Bear

Dear Crouching Frog Bear – Perhaps you need to change that channel to Dr Phil, Dr Oz or some other doctor show. You’re a bear. Bears are suppose to be … well bears not frogs. If you want to play frog, do it after the zoo closes. While the zoo is open, let your inner bear shine.

Dear Bacon – Me and my friend Bird have a wonderful game that we play. He comes down from the majestic sky, we grab on to each other and then I kitty dive. It’s a blast! We have so much fun. Next time you’re in town, come fly with us. Signed Flying Puss

Dear Flying Puss – Hey if this is your favorite pastime and you two trust each other, go for it. As far as flying pig, I’ll pass. There are downfalls to me flying. One thing, I weigh a lot more. Another thing, I think others world look at me as food. 🙂 happy flying.



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14 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. easyweimaraner

    09/05/2017 at 1:38 am

    oh the lobs-keteers… but I thought they come in three… ha, then n°3 was the one I had on my plate hehehe

    • Piglove

      09/05/2017 at 1:53 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter! XOXO – Bacon

  2. Miss Harper Lee

    09/05/2017 at 12:34 pm

    Mommy looked at the Lobster Buds and now she can’t get the thought of melted butter out of her mind. 😉

    • Piglove

      09/05/2017 at 1:53 pm

      You too? My mom is saying the same thing. She wants them desperately. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  3. Amy

    09/05/2017 at 1:01 pm

    But Bacon, you would make a lot of things happen if you flew…

    • Piglove

      09/05/2017 at 1:53 pm

      This is true. We could all be famous! XOXO – Bacon

  4. Tails Around the Ranch

    09/05/2017 at 1:55 pm

    We thinks ‘crouching bear’ has a couple issues, but are just guessing and ‘hop’ he overcomes them. 🤣

    • Piglove

      09/05/2017 at 2:00 pm

      Oh snorts with piggy laughter. Great one my friend. Don’t ‘jump’ to any conclusions. LOL. XOXO – Bacon

  5. The Thrifty Campers

    09/05/2017 at 9:38 pm

    Haha it is as though the bear believes he’s a frog

    • Piglove

      09/06/2017 at 9:59 am

      I know! Isn’t he hilarious?! Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  6. Nylabluesmum

    09/07/2017 at 6:14 pm

    Mee-you Unccle bacon iss that fur reel??? Thee big bird an thee kat beein furendss an bird takess kat ‘kitty divin’??
    An that bear sure iss funny! An LadyMum sayss shee finkss lobsterss are TOO CUTE to eat…
    Shee iss uneek isn’t shee??
    Grate collum bye thee way….
    **nose bumpsss** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xXx

  7. The Canadian Cats

    09/09/2017 at 10:16 pm

    haha….loved the flying cat with the birds help of course. hehe


    • Piglove

      09/10/2017 at 1:52 pm

      But of course See, we can all fly with a little assistance. XOXO – Bacon


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