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National Tell a Joke Day

16 Aug

Journalist Rocky the Squirrel here – 

Keeping my paws on the nuts of the world!


Today, August 16th, is National Tell a Joke Day.  YAY!  Today should be filled with chuckles and laughs all around.  Participate in this laughable day and tell some jokes.  Do it in person, pass it along in a few emails or blog about it.  The more jokes you tell today, the more fun today will be.  Start the laughter and keep it flowing.

In honor of this day, Bacon has decided to tell a few jokes that he has heard.  Get ready to laugh friends.

Joke 1 –

One of my neighbors owns several cats.  On a recent visit, she introduced them to me.  “That’s Astrophe, that’s Erpillar, that’s Aract and that’s Alogue.”

“Where on earth did you get such unusual names?” I asked

“Oh, those are their last names,” she explained.  “Their first names are Cat.”

Joke 2 –

Why are sharks mostly salt water creatures?

    –  Because pepper would make them sneeze.

 

Joke 3 –

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

    –  Because if they flew over the bay they’d be bagels.

Joke 4 –

What do you get when you cross a flower and a dog?

    – A Collieflower (cauliflower) – snorts

 
 

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10 responses to “National Tell a Joke Day

  1. easyweimaraner

    08/16/2017 at 12:59 pm

    ha love the collirflower… can it bark too?

     
    • Piglove

      08/16/2017 at 1:15 pm

      I know!! Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. kandykid

    08/16/2017 at 2:00 pm

    Watch out Jimmy, you have competition. Giggles

     
    • Piglove

      08/16/2017 at 2:23 pm

      Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. Thanks pal!! XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. Miss Harper Lee

    08/16/2017 at 2:17 pm

    Good ones, Rocky!

     
  4. The Canadian Cats

    08/16/2017 at 2:25 pm

    hahahaha…We loved them.

    MOL

    Shoko, Kali and mom

     
    • Piglove

      08/16/2017 at 3:55 pm

      Snorts and oinks. Thanks sweet friends. XOXO _ Bacon

       
  5. houstonphotojourney

    08/16/2017 at 3:29 pm

    Cute jokes – thanks for the giggles 🙂 Have a beautiful today and watch out for possible Bagels 🙂

     
    • Piglove

      08/16/2017 at 3:55 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter ❤ You have a great one too sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. Tails Around the Ranch

    08/16/2017 at 6:52 pm

    All good smiles here. Nice job sharing the jokes cuz we all need a smile. 😁

     

This piggy would love to snort with you :)

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