Dear Bacon

15 Aug


Dear Bacon,

After reading your column last week about a cat that does yoga, I thought what the heck. My master has a room for meditation so I tried it.

This position is called my sitting dog pose. I really does work on calming your nerves. Thanks little pig. Signed Peaceful Pal

Dear Peaceful Pal,
I’m glad it worked out for you. You do look really grounded in that picture. Keep up the great work!


Dear Bacon – hiccup,

My humans tell me that – slurred – I’m spending too much time with my close friend Jose. Hiccup. They don’t complain about me catting around on the streets anymore. They just don’t like my choice of friends. Hiccup. What should I do. Can they pick my friends? Signed Frisky Fiesta

Dear Frisky Fiesta,
You do understand that your friend Jose is not really ‘real’, right? Instead of having a problem with your choice of ‘friends’, you’re humans might want to look into some classes for you… With TAA (Tomcats Alcohol Anonymous). Perhaps you should lose the hat, get a new friend and start listening to the humans. Take care my friend.


Dear Bacon,

Are baths really necessary? They freak me out. Signed Wet Purrbie

Dear Wet Purrbie,
I love baths. They’re very relaxing. Especially when mom puts bubbles in the water. Instead of fighting it, embrace it. My purr things here love the water. We all do. After a bath, we all get our hair done – that is heaven. Find your happy place during bath time and learn to enjoy it.


Dear Bacon,

Just wanted to let you know man that we enjoy your posts. Happy Friday. Signed Don’t Worry Be Happy

Dear Don’t Worry Be Happy,
Thanks so much. It takes support and encouragement from fans like you to keep it going. I appreciate that. Happy Friday back to you.


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16 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. easyweimaraner

    08/15/2017 at 1:28 am

    I understand Frisky Fiesta… the most humans dislike friends like Jim Beam or Johnny Walker ;o)

    • Piglove

      08/15/2017 at 9:24 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter! XOXO – Bacon

  2. Patrick Dykie

    08/15/2017 at 9:13 am

    That was a very unique post, and very funny. Whenever I come here, I find some strange things, but it’s a different experience, and I always have a good time.Thanks.

    • Piglove

      08/15/2017 at 9:25 am

      aaww I’ll take that as a compliment sweet friend!! XOXO – Bacon

  3. houstonphotojourney

    08/15/2017 at 1:25 pm

    Ha! What a cute post!! I wish I could have a conversation with my little Max : )

    • Piglove

      08/15/2017 at 5:24 pm

      You just never know my friend what us anipals understand – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

      • houstonphotojourney

        08/15/2017 at 10:25 pm

        Pretty sure Max understands a lot 😊but then I think he’s perfect 😃

  4. Amy

    08/15/2017 at 2:00 pm

    Peaceful sure looks, well, peaceful. And what is that critter in the last letter?

    • Piglove

      08/15/2017 at 5:24 pm

      A happy monkey? Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  5. Cupcake

    08/15/2017 at 3:54 pm

    The advice you gave Purrbie is easier said than done, B. I’d rather embrace a porcupine…. I’m with the kitty on this one!!

    Love and licks,

    • Piglove

      08/15/2017 at 5:25 pm

      Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. Hilarious beautiful. I’ll be your porcupine ❤ XOXO – Bacon

  6. evilsquirrel13

    08/16/2017 at 11:06 am

    The tequila might make a nice bribe for a cat who needs a bath…

    • Piglove

      08/16/2017 at 11:24 am

      Or a pig that needs a bath. I’m just sayin’ Snorts with piggy laughter.. maybe hiccups. XOXO – Bacon

  7. Nylabluesmum

    08/16/2017 at 7:03 pm

    ROFWM!!!! Oh Unccle Bacon what a funny collum today! Purrbie iss heelareeus…..
    Fankss fur thee Laffss!!
    **nose rubsss** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=

  8. The Canadian Cats

    08/18/2017 at 2:00 pm

    Great advice to the wet cat however, it ain’t going to happen here.


    • Piglove

      08/18/2017 at 2:41 pm

      Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. It don’t happen here with his master Hemi either – HA! XOXO – Bacon


This piggy would love to snort with you :)

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