That’s not funny. Really no it isn’t. Mom/dad said I was being crabby over the weekend. No I wasn’t. Have they not learned yet that everything is about me and the world revolves around me? I wasn’t crabby. I was just trying to set them straight on their ways. It’s me first. It’s me that gets the attention. It’s me that should get a toy every time they come back home. It’s me that should get the doggy bag… I mean it is a DOGGY bag. They lost their minds. Really they did.
Mom said that since I was being crabby, I had to wear my crabby timeout shirt. That’s not funny. You can already guess, this is *not* my favorite shirt.