Dear Bacon

01 Aug

Dear Bacon,
Hello my friend.  I see you have a squirrel for a friend – thank you for liking our kind.  And, I know you secretly want to be a super pig hero and wear a cape.  Anytime you want, you can be my sidekick!  Signed Super Squirrel

Dear Super Squirrel,

You are so on!  I love the thoughts of being your sidekick.  I’ve been trying to convince mom for a while now that I need a cape.  You think you can help me a little and talk to her?

Dear Bacon,
I don’t think my friends have any clue whatsoever that I’m not really ‘one’ of them if you know what I mean.  I love this spy stuff – what about you?  Signed RacCat Bandit

Dear RacCat Bandit,

OMP (Oh my pig!)  That is so funny.  I fell off of the couch I was laughing so hard at that picture.  You are a little spy, aren’t you?  I can only imagine some of the information you have obtained with that disguise.  Maybe I need to get a mask for Halloween this year.  It would be a hoot!

20130601-001537.jpgDear Bacon,
It’s really not as hard as it looks.  I’ve been hanging out with some ladies all week and it’s been great fun!  My next step is to see if one of them will marry me.  Do you think I have a shot?  Signed RooFlam

Dear RooFlam,

Well, first of all I think you look great and you have some amazing talent for walking on sticks. I myself could never do that.  I just don’t have the balance.  Second off, you might want to rethink your mission.  It’s bound to come out eventually that you are not what you seem.

20130601-001548.jpgDear Bacon,
Sometimes I think a picture says a thousand words.  I think this is one of those occasions.  What do you think?  Signed Pom the Comedian

Dear Pom the Comedian,

Your picture is so wrong on so many different levels but I have to admit that I laughed… hard!  And, daddy laughed… hard!  Your poor brother – I’m not so sure he thought it was so funny.  All I gotta say, it was a good one but watch out.  I’m sure I’ll be getting a picture and email from your brother in the very near future!



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17 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. easyweimaraner

    08/01/2017 at 1:10 am

    to pee or to let to pee… that is the question huh?

    • Piglove

      08/01/2017 at 10:22 am

      Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  2. Genevieve Petrillo

    08/01/2017 at 5:53 am

    You are so right about RooFlam, B. He’s bound to get found out. He should be himself – good, bad, or ugly. Either way, he’s got clever on his side!

    Love and licks,

    • Piglove

      08/01/2017 at 10:24 am

      I think you are so right beautiful. The truth will come out in the end for sure! XOXO – Bacon

  3. Amy

    08/01/2017 at 8:49 am

    Lord help us, there’s a super squirrel on the loose!

    • Piglove

      08/01/2017 at 10:25 am

      Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. Be on the lookout my fellow pooch friends. Super Squirrel is out to show the world what he is made out of. XOXO – Bacon

  4. Nylabluesmum

    08/01/2017 at 10:11 am

    Mew mew mew that Roostur sure has ‘high’ hopess Unccle Bacon!!! An wee vote fur you to have yur own Sue-purr PIG cape fur sure!!!!! You could hang out with Sue-purr Squirrel; how kewl wood THAT bee?
    Thee doggie brofurss are funny; just like mee an Brofur Tyerrone used to bee!
    Fab collum Unccle 🙂
    ***nose bumpsss*** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xXxXx

    • Piglove

      08/01/2017 at 10:26 am

      I think that would definitely be a blast sweet nefkitty. Can you imagine me flying around the backyard here at my crib? What a blast it would be in my magical backyard. XOXO – Bacon

  5. Ladybuggz

    08/01/2017 at 1:28 pm

    Love the Bandit! My last cat was named Banditt, she was pure white with two coal grey spots over her eye’s and a grey tail! Sweetest cat that adopted us! 🙂 When she found us we called her Banditt and thought wow she sure learned her name quickly, turned out the previous owner wrote a message on her flea collar and asked us to phone him, her name was Banditt! To weird!!

    • Piglove

      08/01/2017 at 2:24 pm

      That is so totally weird and COOL! I love that name. XOXO – Bacon

  6. Miss Harper Lee

    08/01/2017 at 5:34 pm

    I definitely think you should be a superhero, Bacon. You could use your soft blanket as a cape and you could fly. And your super hero saying could be “When this pig flies, you know you’re safe!” Or something like that. I’m still working out the details. I’ll get back to you. 😉

    • Piglove

      08/01/2017 at 6:00 pm

      Please do beautiful. I love the way you think! XOXO – Bacon

  7. The Canadian Cats

    08/01/2017 at 10:46 pm

    hahahaah…funny, so funny. Super Squirrel tickled my fancy…hahaha Now the cat with the mask was uproarious…I could picture Shoko in there. hehe



    • Piglove

      08/02/2017 at 10:14 am

      YES! Shoko would be having a blast. I’m sure of it! XOXO – Bacon

  8. evilsquirrel13

    08/02/2017 at 11:02 am

    As the Evil Squirrel, I am obviously on the side of Lex Luthor and ask you to join us in taking over the world instead. What do you think?

    • Piglove

      08/02/2017 at 11:24 am

      Do you have better cookies on your side? Super Squirrel

  9. Tails Around the Ranch

    08/02/2017 at 1:55 pm

    Ugh…head pee-ers (had one so have expert experience). They are the worst. Followed by those who allow peeing on their head. Awk!


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