Dear Bacon

25 Jul

Dear Bacon,
Little dude, you are a hoot.  I read your blog all of the time.  I mean, up here in the cold – what else is there to do?  All of my buddies come over at least once a week so we can read your page together.  You are so funny little man.  You should go on the road.  What do you think?  We’ll buy tickets!  Signed Sealed and Funny

Dear Signed Sealed and Funny,

Thanks my friend.  I appreciate those kind words.  Everyone here at the Hotel Thompson has a tendency not to take life too serious – just go with it and have some fun.  It makes life so much more interesting!  I’ll let you know about any future road dates. 🙂


Dear Bacon,
You really should overcome your anti-nature fears.  It’s great out outside!  Look at this great picture that my older brother took of me on the beach.  You gotta come here and put your hooves in the sand.  Once you do, you’ll never go back!   I’ll save a beach chair for you – come on down!  Signed Chillin Tiny

Dear Chillin Tiny,

I will keep that in mind my friend.  You do look so very comfortable and that picture really pulls at some heart strings.  I’ve seen pictures from mom of the beach as well.  They make me almost want to rethink my anti-nature policies.  I am working on it.  When I make that leap of faith, I’ll be sure to let you know.  Don’t be surprised if you get a call from me somewhere in the near future my friend!  Thanks for the invite.

Dear Bacon,
Oh little man – purr – come on down to the desert and play with me.  I’m just like one of your purr things there at the Hotel Thompson.  I can help you get over your outdoor phobias.  Trust me, I can.  Growl – Signed Playful

Dear Playful,

For some reason, I just don’t get the same love and desire of you wanting to help me like my friend Chillin Tiny. As you said, you are like the purr things here.  With that in mind, I’m thinking your parting words of ‘trust me’ would be like something Hemi would say here before he swats me on my piggy fanny.  But, I appreciate the invite.  I think I’ll stay in the south and continue to be a member of the Hotel Thompson.  Take care of yourself my friend.  Be sure to use sunscreen.

Dear Bacon,
I bet you had to look twice at this picture, didn’t you or did you?  This thing called Photoshop is amazing.  I could even Photoshop you in my pouch.  Wouldn’t that be fun?  I could take you everywhere!  Signed Hop n’ Fun

Dear Hop n’ Fun,

PLOL (Pig Laughing Out Loud).  That does look like so much fun!  Perhaps I do need to come see you in real life so we can have so much fun down under!

20130601-000845.jpgDear Bacon,

Since all of the Harry Potter movies are done and over with, I have a lot of time on my wings these days.  Most days now, you can find me skateboarding along the boardwalk.  Watch out Tony Hawk – I’m coming for you with some of my tricks.  Signed Hedwig

Dear Hedwig,

I was just wondering what you were up to these days.  I just watched a couple of the Harry Potter movies last weekend.  You’re looking good.  They must be right about the camera adding 10 pounds plus because you look a lot smaller in this picture!  Be safe my friend.




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15 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. easyweimaraner

    07/25/2017 at 1:18 am

    is that really photoshopped… or was Hop n’ fun shortly on a howl-i-day ? I would like to hear the details hahahahaha

    • Piglove

      07/25/2017 at 2:31 pm

      Me too brother! I bet it’s a story that keeps getting bigger and bigger for sure. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  2. Genevieve Petrillo

    07/25/2017 at 5:54 am

    You should take Signed Sealed and Funny’s advice, B. When that guy laughs, he really LAUGHS! He’d be a great audience.

    Love and licks,

    • Piglove

      07/25/2017 at 2:32 pm

      Oh snorts beautiful. You are so right! XOXO – Bacon

  3. CarolMaeWY

    07/25/2017 at 6:57 am

    With all your invites this week Bacon, I hope we see you next week.

    • Piglove

      07/25/2017 at 2:32 pm

      Oh I will definitely be here as always trying to make my friends laugh and snort a little. XOXO – Bacon

  4. Amy

    07/25/2017 at 9:52 am

    Smart pig, don’t trust the tiger!

    • Piglove

      07/25/2017 at 2:32 pm

      No way! Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  5. Tails Around the Ranch

    07/25/2017 at 2:31 pm

    Some great exchanges here, B. We’re with Amy…watch out for the tiger and step carefully around the elephant. Sometimes they miss seeing little things under foot. 😉

    • Piglove

      07/25/2017 at 2:33 pm

      Oh my! I didn’t even think about that with Mr. Elephant. I will most definitely be careful ❤ XOXO – Bacon

  6. Ladybuggz

    07/25/2017 at 10:32 pm

    the sun was on my screen and the photo of the elephant was just a blob…lol..I couldn’t figure out what he was, I thought he was an elephant seal! I think I’ve been in the sun tooooooo long! 🙂

    • Piglove

      07/26/2017 at 9:28 am

      Yes sweet friend – cool air for you STAT. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  7. Nylabluesmum

    07/26/2017 at 7:55 pm

    Furabuluss collum Unccle Bacon!!! Can you emagin chillin with ‘Playfull’??? Even mee wood not feel safe an wwee are sorta related!! Thee Elliefant on thee Beech iss way kewl…wee should go to thee Beech together Unccle!
    What do you fink???
    ~~~head rubss~~~ an NO swatss~~~neffkitty Siddhartha Henry~~~

    • Piglove

      07/27/2017 at 10:56 am

      I would love to go to the beach with you sweet nefkitty. How much fun would that be! ❤ XOXO – Bacon

      • Nylabluesmum

        08/01/2017 at 12:09 pm

        It wood bee fun mee finkss…mee not sure if mee likes sand…if it iss like mee kat litter, mee iss INN!!!


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