Dear Bacon

04 Jul

Dear Bacon,
Why do the humans dress us up in clothes?  It really disturbs me.  I look like a giant bumblebee.  What do you think?  Signed Buzz

Dear Buzz,

You know you really do look cute though.  My human dresses me up.  I let her.  Do you know why?  Even though we may look extremely stupid, the humans enjoy it.  It brings a smile to my mom’s face every single time.  Knowing that, it’s worth it looking silly.  I say enjoy your human interaction and continue bringing a smile to their face my friend.  If that’s all it takes to make them happy, so be it. And the upside, they usually give us treats afterwards, right?  🙂

20130601-000233.jpgDear Bacon,
Hey little guy – we laugh all of the time.  It’s what we do.  We would love for you to come out and visit.  We would make room for you.  What do you think?  Signed The Three Amigos

Dear The Three Amigos,

That is an awesome picture my friends.  I’m sure there is somewhere I could go with ya’ll laughing but I just can’t put my snout on it.  Ya’ll look so happy!  I will so be there running with ya’ll…. when I overcome my anti-nature stance.  It will happen.  Don’t count me out yet from all of the fun!

Dear Panchetta,
I am an artist!  Do not think twice of me on my drinking.  It inspires my inner soul.  I would like to paint you – all of you since you are a plus size piggy.  Would you pose for me?  Signed Raphael Chickatello

Dear Raphael Chickatello,

WOW – I am honored… I think.  I really don’t think that I am old enough to pose in any of your paintings.  I think you should move on to maybe cows.  That’s it – cows.  I think cows should be your muse.  They are so much more to work with than just me… a little pig.  Carry on my friend and paint to your hearts content.

Dear Bacon,
Insert spy music.  The humans think they are so smart in putting out these ‘traps’.  They hurt!  But never fear, this is how we really get the cheese without setting them off.  Now you know our secrets!  Signed Top Mouse

Dear Top Mouse,

I love that move!  I wonder if there is enough wire to suspend me over something delicious.  It looks like a hoot!  You definitely have the moves my friend.  Keep it up my secret friend!

20130601-000309.jpg Dear Bacon,

I know you’re probably wondering why I’m smiling, right?  Well, the human will shortly find out when he slips on his shoes – bark bark.  Signed Frisky

Dear Frisky,

No wonder you are in the back yard in nature.  Leaving little ‘gifts’ like that is not helping your cause of staying inside where it’s cool in the middle of the hot summer. Think about it my friend.  You might want to rethink your gift policies.




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10 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. easyweimaraner

    07/04/2017 at 2:14 am

    dear buzz, please come over and we can be a swarm when I wear my absurd lifejacket… or we could run away together to find our own bee-hive ;o)

    • Piglove

      07/05/2017 at 11:41 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. Both of you will look just amazing brother – I’m sure of that! XOXO – Bacon

  2. Amy

    07/04/2017 at 7:38 am

    Frisky is adorable!

    • Piglove

      07/05/2017 at 11:42 am

      I know! I just want to hug the guy. XOXO – Bacon

  3. Ladybuggz

    07/04/2017 at 2:01 pm

    LOve the Donkeys and smiling dog! A good giggle! 😉

    • Piglove

      07/05/2017 at 11:42 am

      aaww thanks sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon

  4. evilsquirrel13

    07/05/2017 at 9:52 am

    You put pictures of naked asses on your blog! Did Daddy put you up to this?

    • Piglove

      07/05/2017 at 11:46 am

      But of course he did…. he knows his asses for sure. Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  5. Nylabluesmum

    07/06/2017 at 7:45 pm

    Heelareuss collum Unccle Bacon!!! Inn fact Ladymum laffed an laffed…shee sayss Frisky doggie cracked her uppy as Mingflower used to leeve a ‘poo inn thee shoe’ just fur fun! How could LadyMum find tHAT funny Unccle??
    An mee mee-yowed out loud over Buzz an Thee 3 Ameeogss’…..too funny! An Buzz looked stylin to mee…..
    Keep uppy thee good werk!
    ***nose rubsss*** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xxxx

    • Piglove

      07/07/2017 at 9:40 am

      aaww piggy blushes. Thanks sweet friend. I really appreciate those kind words. Smooches. XOXO – Bacon


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