Dear Bacon

20 Jun

20140111-195437.jpgDear Bacon – It’s so hot!  I mean really HOT.  I can’t take it anymore.  I don’t even have the stamina to look for nuts.  I can’t even move from this limb.  Can you help a squirrel out?  Signed Hot in Atlanta

Dear Hot in Atlanta – I feel for you my friend.  It is so H.O.T. here in Atlanta.  I moved from my bedroom to the living room and was almost sweating.  I need winter back.  Come on over to the Hotel Thompson.  You can crash with Journalist Rocky the Squirrel in his air conditioned treehouse in the backyard.


 Dear Bacon –  There is always that *one* family member that you just roll your eyes.  This is us trying to take a serious family picture for our dad for Father’s Day.  Do you see how well that worked out?  Stupid on the end has to make faces.  What to do my friend?  Signed Classy

Dear Classy – Snorts.  You know your dad might just appreciate that look on your siblings face.  I mean if he is the family clown – him looking serious might not be a fun picture.  I say go for it my friends.  It’s better to laugh than cry!

 20140111-195456.jpgDear Bacon – Rosie was having a bad day so I offered her a shoulder to cry on to get past her woes.  That was three hours and now she is asleep.  I don’t dare wake her but my shoulder – I can’t feel it anymore.  It’s past the tingling stage.  It’s now at the do-I-even-have-an-arm-there-anymore stage.  Have you ever been stuck like this?  Signed Big Brother

Dear Big Brother – You are the man my friend.  That was so thoughtful of you to have a leaning shoulder not only to cry on but to sleep on.  Of course, you can’t wake her.  After what she has been through – whatever that might be – a leaning shoulder from big brother will make all of the bad go away.  I’ve done it a time or two with Mouse Girl.  Awesome job my friend!

20140111-195508.jpgDear Bacon – There I was my fellow pig.  Eating my carrots and minding my own business.  That’s when it happened.  I heard the refrigerator door open.  You know that sound, right?  The sound of freedom. The sound that says the store is open.  Squeals!  There’s so many good things in that cold box.  Don’t you feel the same?  I couldn’t help but suck in air and squeal.  I wanna go shopping in that place!  What about you?  Signed Bandit

Dear Bandit – I feel you my fellow pig and squealer.  I love that huge cold box.  It has such mysteries of delights stored in it – from cold stuff to frozen stuff.  Once I opened the freezer and was sucking on ice cubes when mom busted me.  Why ice cubes?  Why not.  They tasted so delicious and were so cold in my piggy tummy!  Let me know if you get to go shopping in there.


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16 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. easyweimaraner

    06/20/2017 at 2:54 am

    I hear y Hot In Atlanta… do you think I should hange my name in Hot in Brittany? or is that too girlish for a boy? … oh maybe Hot Dog is shorter and it currently fits better?

    • Piglove

      06/20/2017 at 10:27 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. It’s way too hot for anything here these days. Please wake me when it’s fall/winter okay. XOXO – Bacon

  2. Genevieve Petrillo

    06/20/2017 at 5:36 am

    Hey, pigs, don’t forget us doggies! We love the fridge, too, and hope to get in there to shop! That big box has veggies and chickens and leftover pizza! Yum!

    Love and licks,

    • Piglove

      06/20/2017 at 10:28 am

      Oh my piggy heavens! I *need* some pizza please. XOXO – Bacon

  3. The Canadian Cats

    06/20/2017 at 6:40 am

    I loved these but especially the kitty making a face….reminds me of Shoko’s antics.Loves ya,


    • Piglove

      06/20/2017 at 10:28 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter! XOXO – Bacon

  4. Tails Around the Ranch

    06/20/2017 at 9:25 am

    Dear Bacon…like Hot in Atlanta, we were wondering if it’s pawsible to nix summer all together? 🙂

    • Piglove

      06/20/2017 at 10:28 am

      Now *that’s* what I’m thinking about it. Let’s boycott summer!! XOXO – Bacon

  5. Murphy & Stanley

    06/20/2017 at 11:29 am

    Wow, you are smarter than Dear Abby!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

    • Piglove

      06/20/2017 at 2:00 pm

      aaww shuffles feet. Thanks my friends. XOXO – Bacon
      P.S. Have ya’ll been interviewed for my Spotlight Thursday? If not and you are interested, send me an email okay

  6. evilsquirrel13

    06/20/2017 at 10:24 pm

    Rocky has an air conditioned treehouse? I hope he has another guest bedroom!

    • Piglove

      06/21/2017 at 10:35 am

      sshh don’t tell anyone that he lives in a treehouse. All of the squirrels will want to move in. XOXO – Bacon

      • evilsquirrel13

        06/21/2017 at 10:38 am

        Alright, I won’t tell those three squirrel girls I just saw outside roasting in the sun….

      • Piglove

        06/21/2017 at 10:45 am

        Snorts with piggy laughter! XOXO – Bacon

  7. Amy

    06/21/2017 at 12:45 pm

    What an adorable little g. pig. But Big Brother gets my vote for best sibling of the year. 🙂

    • Piglove

      06/21/2017 at 12:53 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter! XOXO – Bacon


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