Dear Bacon

30 May

Dear Bacon – ssss safety first is what I always hiss.  My human friend sss says the same thing.  You always buckle upsss the important things in your life when you get into the car.  Anipalsssss are no different.  Remember that my friend – ssss safety first.  Signed Mr. Slithers

Dear Mr. Slithers – Gulps – of course.  I agree strongly with you safety first.  That’s why I would *always* let you ride shot gun up front with the human – always.  In fact, I would go as far as saying I would always let you go with the human period.  I’ll just pass on this ride.  I get car sick at times anyway.  Safe travels to you and yours.  Gulps and slowly backs out of this letter.

Dear Bacon – My human must die.  There it is.  Plain and simple.  He put this stupid contraption on me and now I look like a cat.  Really?!  A cat?  That’s as creative as you can get my human?  Just wait until you go to sleep and you will go to sleep sometime.  Signed Jax

Dear Jax – Oh my piggy heavens.  Dude, your owner is very brave to dress you up like that and then to take you out in public and THEN to take your picture.  Clicking my tongue.  Yes you are right.  He must pay tonight.

Dear Bacon – That’s it.  We are ready.  It’s bad enough that we have cats chasing us around the house and inside of the house.  Now when we go out in the field, squirrels are trying to get us too.  This means war.  Bring on the hamster troops.  Cats and squirrels are going down!  Signed Troop End of Destruction

Dear Troop End of Destruction – Pardon me sir but I must ask.  Where do you find those cute little guns and fatigues??  Ok, I know you are trying to look tough but squeals with piggy excitement.  You are just way too cute to be making any havoc out there in the killing fields.  Can’t you solve this war without tragedies?  Come on.  I bet ya’ll can talk this out in a peaceful manner.  Sure  you can!  I have faith.  I can call Dr. Phil for you. I’m sure he can get you on the show.

Dear Bacon – There I was playing with Mr. Spock and all of a sudden his leg started to spontaneously shoot out white stuffing.  I’m not sure what happened but I knew we needed a medic STAT.  That’s where I jumped in with my scrubs and got to work patching up Mr. Spock.  He didn’t feel a thing during the operation.  And look, his leg will be fine in a couple of days.  It was a close call indeed Mr. Spock.  Signed Dr. Kirk

Dr. Kirk – I know that was a tough call my friend.  Thank goodness nothing beamed you up.  That would have been a tight predicament to be in and oh thank goodness you were on call for the surgery.  Can you imagine how Mr. Spock would look if you had to amputate his little leg?  The horror!

Dear Bacon – I have got to quick partying all night with the dogs in the neighborhood.  I’m not sure what people are putting in their commodes anymore.  We all went out for a few drinks and the next thing you know, I woke up like this.  Of course my friends took pictures to blackmail me with in the future.  I’m not sure what happened or what her name is.  I need help.  Really I do.  It was a ruff situation this morning doing the walk of shame.  Signed Fido

Dear Fido – Oh dude.  I would say you need therapy.  You gotta stop drinking the strange stuff in commodes.  You just never know what might be in there.  You don’t want a repeat of this night.  Oh my goodness.  Are you going to call her at least?


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20 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. easyweimaraner

    05/30/2017 at 1:54 am

    I agree Fido… the morning after is hard sometimes… maybe you can say it was a wrestling fight to rescue your repawtation?

    • Piglove

      05/30/2017 at 11:05 am

      That has to be it brother. Can you imagine waking up the next morning? Shivers to mergatroid – what was he thinking?! XOXO – Bacon

  2. Genevieve Petrillo

    05/30/2017 at 5:56 am

    Oh, Jax! That costume is fascinating and creepy as heck! The minute it comes off, EAT IT. I don’t even know why something like that exists…..

    Love and licks,

    • Piglove

      05/30/2017 at 11:05 am

      I know! It’s scary beyond belief. Shivers. XOXO – Bacon

  3. anotherday2paradise

    05/30/2017 at 6:11 am


  4. Tails Around the Ranch

    05/30/2017 at 9:47 am

    To the poor pup who was camouflaged in cat costume, I say go full on feline and scratch the heck outa the perpetrator. That’s just so wrong on so many levels, Jax!

    • Piglove

      05/30/2017 at 11:06 am

      I’m telling you. Who in their right mind would ever do this? I foresee some strategically placed poop in some shoes in the future. Just sayin’ XOXO – Bacon

  5. Amy

    05/30/2017 at 3:23 pm

    Poor Jax. I really thought it was a cat until I started reading. Sorry, but Troop looks like something out of the Twighlight Zone. And Fido. What can I say. I think the lizard was just trying to get warm since they are cold-blooded animals, right?

    • Piglove

      05/31/2017 at 9:10 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter – it was definitely a collection of letters/pictures this week, right? Poor Jax! XOXO – Bacon

  6. Ladybuggz

    05/30/2017 at 5:26 pm

    Uhhh…. what is Jax?? didn’t look like a cat?? Had me laughing! lol… 🙂

    • Piglove

      05/31/2017 at 9:11 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. I admit it. I had to do a double take when I read the letter. Poor pooch! XOXO – Bacon

      • Ladybuggz

        05/31/2017 at 12:59 pm

        You mean that was a dog??? OH My!!!

      • Piglove

        05/31/2017 at 1:17 pm

        Yes. Can you believe that torture? Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  7. CarolMaeWY

    05/30/2017 at 9:20 pm

    I’m laughing and I can’t get up. . .

    • Piglove

      05/31/2017 at 9:11 am

      Oh snorts with piggy laughter. Love that comment sweet friend! XOXO – Bacon

  8. Nylabluesmum

    05/31/2017 at 8:16 pm

    Terrifick collum Unccle Bacon…where to start?? That poor doggie who woked uppy with Iggy Azalea iguana….hee needs too stop pawtyin fur sure!
    An Jax…what can mee say? Hee iss goin to get ree-venge mee iss sure; all tho’ lookin like a hansum mankat iss not so bad iss it??
    An speekin of ‘hissin’…..that snakey creeped mee out all so. hee can go where hee wantss; mee JUST walk…no wait…run thee other dye-reckshun, mew mew mew…..
    ***Hi-5’SSS*** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=

    • Piglove

      06/01/2017 at 10:29 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. Thanks my sweet nefkitty. It was definitely an interesting collection of letters/pictures this week. Mr. Snake just wants to arrive alive. I’m not sure how that works out with him slivering out of that harness though – ha! XOXO – Bacon

      • Nylabluesmum

        06/03/2017 at 6:19 pm

        Mee either Unccle…Mistur Hiss iss one his own!! Mew mew mew 😉

  9. evilsquirrel13

    06/01/2017 at 1:58 am

    I’m sure some people have woken up to worse after a night of heavy partying….

    And that little hamster gun………… that’s so cute. We squirrels ain’t skeered…

    • Piglove

      06/01/2017 at 12:02 pm

      Snorts!! That hamster is like badass in my book. HA! XOXO – Bacon


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