Dear Bacon – It is that time of the year to celebrate graduations. Here I am with my pup who just graduated from the top of his training class. I told him we would go out for Mexican and a little Samuel Adams for the pop if you know what I mean. These classes don’t come cheap. But only the best for my son. I told little Bubba that we would take a selfie to remember this moment forever. They are only young once and grow so fast. If I close my eyes, he might be driving next week! Signed Big Bubba.
Dear BB – Now that is so awesome my friend. What a way to celebrate the moment at paw. And you are right. The little tykes grow up so fast. At first I had a little rolling stone and now he travels so much I have no clue where he is this week – snorts with piggy laughter. Enjoy the little minutes friend!
Dear Bacon – There I was minding my own business playing in the hood. The master called me and I came willing. That’s when he started spelling words. Really? We can spell you know. Then I heard the letters to that God forsaken place – gulps – the V.E.T. I was like, “Whatcha talkin bout Willis?” Yep, I call my human by his first name when he says that three lettered bad word. As if anyone wants to go and get felt up by the V.E.T. Do your humans do this? Signed Arnold
Dear Arnold – The man has some nerve. Humans forget we are smart anipals for sure. Of course we can spell! We can do all kinds of things the humans don’t know about it when they are not looking. Of course, that’s a post for another day – snorts! I think you should ignore the human. Who really *needs* to go get felt up?… well maybe if there is a cute poodle involved and that is a strong maybe!
Dear Bacon – Do you ever wonder why the earth move sometimes? No not like around orbit or anything. I mean like you are in the house and you hear a huge bang or a rumble on the streets. It’s not what you think. You may *think* that it’s maybe a thunder storm or a big truck. Nope it’s not. It’s us Super Squirrels letting pooches know who really is in charge – us. This is a picture of me fixing to rock a dog’s world. Just imagine what the dog looked like when he saw me in mid-strike. HA! Signed Super Squirrel
Dear Super Squirrel – OMP! It all makes sense now. This is why Australia doesn’t have squirrels. Possibly – and I stress possibly – all the continents were united and you Super Squirrels took force like the Marvel comics and broke everything apart. Tell me my friend, am I on the right track? Try to keep your strikes down okay. We don’t need anymore continental drifts – snorts.
Dear Bacon – I don’t get it. I’m not amused. First up my human goes into hysterics when he looks at me and calls me Scooby. He is always offering me Scooby snacks and asking me if I’m ready for a mystery. The line was drawn when he got me this new collar. I think my human has went over the fine line of sanity. I really do. Can you help my human out? His name is Shaggy and he is even talking about taking me to something called DragonCon this year. What the heck is that? Barks – Scoob
Dear Scoob – Oh dude, your owner is just having a lot of fun for sure. I can see Scooby Doo in you. Scooby Doo is like a happening pooch that is great at solving mysteries and he even belongs to a gang. Of course the gang is called Mystery Inc. It’s not a bad thing at all my friend. And this DragonCon thing is a huge convention where you can meet so many new friends. Heck, you might even meet someone that looks like you. What a blast it would be. Maybe Houdini can come dressed as Scrappy? Look Scrappy up – it would be a blast!
Dear Bacon – Do you ever feel like you are being made the butt of all your staff’s jokes? My staff put these glasses on me and have not stopped laughing since. Heck, the mommy almost made water down her leg from laughing so hard. Who says that us anipals are the ‘kids’ these days. Really! Signed Googly
Dear Googly – Shaking my head. I understand completely. My humans are two of the biggest kids ever here in the south. I don’t trust them to leave the house by themselves. Trouble doesn’t find them. They find trouble. It’s so embarrassing. You just keep your eye on the situation my friend.
05/23/2017 at 1:18 am
aaah good to know why da earth moves… and I’m deep impressed…. think I run away when I see a squirrel ;o))))
05/23/2017 at 10:18 am
I know bro. These squirrels are – gulps – secretly taking over the world! I just know it! XOXO – Bacon
05/23/2017 at 3:43 am
MOL…the power of the…squirrel…MOL… Love those googly eyes… 😀 Pawkisses for a Happy Day 🙂 ❤
05/23/2017 at 10:18 am
Thanks beautiful!! XOXO – Bacon
05/23/2017 at 4:19 am
Great letters and good advice this week Bacon. Again!
05/23/2017 at 10:19 am
Thanks my sweet friend! XOXO – Bacon
05/23/2017 at 6:12 am
Bacon is right, BigBubba. The kids grow up so fast. Congratulations to LittleBubba. He’s a smart cookie. Wait. What? Did somebody say cookie??
Love and licks,
05/23/2017 at 10:20 am
Oh beautiful! Cookies sound mighty fine right about now!! XOXO – Bacon
05/23/2017 at 3:02 pm
Hmm, Big Bubba’s pup is sticking his tongue out at the camera. Looks like he needs to go to a Miss Manners class! I sure wouldn’t want to run into that squirrel in my back yard.
05/23/2017 at 3:27 pm
Snorts with piggy laughter. I’m thinking Little Bubba is like Houdini with his lazy ear. Maybe his little tongue just hangs? HA! XOXO – Bacon
The Canadian Cats
05/24/2017 at 4:45 am
haha….some problems I say. I didn’t know squirrels were such super duper noisemakers.
05/24/2017 at 9:41 am
But of course. That Journalist Rocky the Squirrel has some of the best block parties in our backyard here at the Hotel Thompson – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
05/24/2017 at 10:30 am
I have a picture of a squirrel in that pose! He was my lean, mean, fighting machine squirrel that was going to protect my backyard from any more evil air conditioner thieves…
05/24/2017 at 10:43 am
What happened to him? Did he move? XOXO – Bacon