I Like Pig Butts and I Can Not Lie

21 May


Go ahead, I know you sung those words in your head. Admit it. I’m okay with it. I won’t tell anyone whatsoever – snort.

Mom is *always* telling me that I have the cutest little derriere. I have to kind of agree to that. Although personally, I do believe my tail is slighly off centered… just a bit. Not that I spend too many long hours in my bedroom looking at my captains quarters in the mirror. I mean that would be weird, right? PLOL (Pig Laughing out Loud).

Now you want to see my behinney, don’t you. To see what I’m talking about.


Look at the picture and see what you think of my captains quarters.

My tail is slightly to the right a bit before it curves down. Do you see it? I mean as far as tails go, that is a striking tail. Very long, nice little white fur at the end that is braidable – not that I would know anything about that.

And trust me, when I’m happy I can make that tail go! It swings so fast back and forth, that mom tells me I’m going to take off flying. See, it’s true – pigs with enough thrust can fly!

Thoughts on my back side? Please share – this oinker needs a pick me up on his body image.


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24 responses to “I Like Pig Butts and I Can Not Lie

  1. CarolMaeWY

    05/21/2017 at 3:15 am

    You have a perfect pig butt Bacon. I’d love to give you a love slap there. πŸ˜‰

    • Piglove

      05/22/2017 at 10:06 am

      Head straight up?! What? You dominatrix you ❀ Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  2. Charles Huss

    05/21/2017 at 8:17 am

    I’d like to comment but, and this is a big but . . . Wait, what was I talking about?

    • Piglove

      05/22/2017 at 10:07 am

      Oh snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  3. Kate Crimmins

    05/21/2017 at 8:56 am

    Your butt is…ummm….buttilicious! (I made that up but it’s perfect for you!)

    • Piglove

      05/22/2017 at 10:07 am

      Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. I love it – buttilicious is now the word. XOXO – Bacon

  4. Hailey and Zaphod

    05/21/2017 at 9:44 am

    You have a very cute butt!

    • Piglove

      05/22/2017 at 10:07 am

      aaww piggy blushes. Thank you sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon

  5. weggieboy

    05/21/2017 at 9:54 am

    It is very becoming, for sure! You know who has even cuter butts? Dogs! I love the way their butt hair has little curls on boths sides. Take a look some time and see what I mean!

    • Piglove

      05/22/2017 at 10:08 am

      OMP – you’re right. I just watched Houdini walking down the hall. Oh no – a dude watching another dude’s butt. Hilarious! XOXO – Bacon

  6. pattisj

    05/21/2017 at 3:32 pm

    Handsome hind parts, if you ask me. Give up your three-way mirror, you’ll feel much better about yourself.

    • Piglove

      05/22/2017 at 10:11 am

      I think I might just do that. Thank you my sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon

  7. Amy

    05/21/2017 at 4:30 pm

    If anything, Bacon, I would say you could stand to gain a pound or two on that piggy butt. πŸ™‚

    • Piglove

      05/22/2017 at 10:11 am

      I like the way you think dear friend. I’m off to tell that daddy right now. Maybe he will take pity since I’m wasting away and give me a treat. Snorts! XOXO – Bacon

  8. Ladybuggz

    05/21/2017 at 9:22 pm

    Your tail is so straight?? Where’s the curly Q ??

    • Piglove

      05/22/2017 at 10:12 am

      Oh no. Hogs have curly Q tails. Miniature pot belly piggies have straight ones. Now you know – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  9. Nylabluesmum

    05/22/2017 at 4:39 pm

    LadyMum sayss shee wantss to ‘scritch’ yur Captain’ss Quarterss Unccle! So that iss a good fing rite???
    Mee finkss yur a hansum dude purrsonallee…..
    ***Hi-5’sss*** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=

    • Piglove

      05/23/2017 at 10:02 am

      aaww piggy blushes. Thank you my sweet nefkitty. I would love for my Captains Quarters to be scratched… right on the left side please and thank you. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

      • Nylabluesmum

        05/23/2017 at 8:53 pm

        ***scratch scratch scratch*** on Unccle Bacon’ss left side….did wee find thee rite spot Unccle???

      • Piglove

        05/24/2017 at 9:34 am

        The perfect spot my sweet friend! Thanks so very much. XOXO – Bacon

      • Nylabluesmum

        05/24/2017 at 12:13 pm

        Yur wellcome Unccle!!!

  10. angelswhisper2011

    05/23/2017 at 3:57 am

    I think you have a sexy behinney, Bacon…MOL πŸ˜€ Pawkisses πŸ™‚ ❀

    • Piglove

      05/23/2017 at 10:19 am

      aaww piggy blushes! Thank you beautiful. Yours is not bad either – hubba hubba. XOXO – Bacon

  11. Deborah Boza Valledor

    05/25/2017 at 3:19 am

    Now that is one cute Piggy Butt…SHE said that out loud….I said: That is one long tail!!! Bark Bark Bark!


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