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I Like Pig Butts and I Can Not Lie

21 May

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Go ahead, I know you sung those words in your head. Admit it. I’m okay with it. I won’t tell anyone whatsoever – snort.

Mom is *always* telling me that I have the cutest little derriere. I have to kind of agree to that. Although personally, I do believe my tail is slighly off centered… just a bit. Not that I spend too many long hours in my bedroom looking at my captains quarters in the mirror. I mean that would be weird, right? PLOL (Pig Laughing out Loud).

Now you want to see my behinney, don’t you. To see what I’m talking about.

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Look at the picture and see what you think of my captains quarters.

My tail is slightly to the right a bit before it curves down. Do you see it? I mean as far as tails go, that is a striking tail. Very long, nice little white fur at the end that is braidable – not that I would know anything about that.

And trust me, when I’m happy I can make that tail go! It swings so fast back and forth, that mom tells me I’m going to take off flying. See, it’s true – pigs with enough thrust can fly!

Thoughts on my back side? Please share – this oinker needs a pick me up on his body image.

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Posted by on May 21, 2017 in Bacon

 

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24 responses to “I Like Pig Butts and I Can Not Lie

  1. CarolMaeWY

    May 21, 2017 at 3:15 am

    You have a perfect pig butt Bacon. I’d love to give you a love slap there. πŸ˜‰

     
    • Piglove

      May 22, 2017 at 10:06 am

      Head straight up?! What? You dominatrix you ❀ Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. Charles Huss

    May 21, 2017 at 8:17 am

    I’d like to comment but, and this is a big but . . . Wait, what was I talking about?

     
    • Piglove

      May 22, 2017 at 10:07 am

      Oh snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. Kate Crimmins

    May 21, 2017 at 8:56 am

    Your butt is…ummm….buttilicious! (I made that up but it’s perfect for you!)

     
    • Piglove

      May 22, 2017 at 10:07 am

      Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. I love it – buttilicious is now the word. XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. Hailey and Zaphod

    May 21, 2017 at 9:44 am

    You have a very cute butt!

     
    • Piglove

      May 22, 2017 at 10:07 am

      aaww piggy blushes. Thank you sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. weggieboy

    May 21, 2017 at 9:54 am

    It is very becoming, for sure! You know who has even cuter butts? Dogs! I love the way their butt hair has little curls on boths sides. Take a look some time and see what I mean!

     
    • Piglove

      May 22, 2017 at 10:08 am

      OMP – you’re right. I just watched Houdini walking down the hall. Oh no – a dude watching another dude’s butt. Hilarious! XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. pattisj

    May 21, 2017 at 3:32 pm

    Handsome hind parts, if you ask me. Give up your three-way mirror, you’ll feel much better about yourself.

     
    • Piglove

      May 22, 2017 at 10:11 am

      I think I might just do that. Thank you my sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. Amy

    May 21, 2017 at 4:30 pm

    If anything, Bacon, I would say you could stand to gain a pound or two on that piggy butt. πŸ™‚

     
    • Piglove

      May 22, 2017 at 10:11 am

      I like the way you think dear friend. I’m off to tell that daddy right now. Maybe he will take pity since I’m wasting away and give me a treat. Snorts! XOXO – Bacon

       
  8. Ladybuggz

    May 21, 2017 at 9:22 pm

    Your tail is so straight?? Where’s the curly Q ??

     
    • Piglove

      May 22, 2017 at 10:12 am

      Oh no. Hogs have curly Q tails. Miniature pot belly piggies have straight ones. Now you know – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

       
  9. Nylabluesmum

    May 22, 2017 at 4:39 pm

    LadyMum sayss shee wantss to ‘scritch’ yur Captain’ss Quarterss Unccle! So that iss a good fing rite???
    Mee finkss yur a hansum dude purrsonallee…..
    ***Hi-5’sss*** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=

     
    • Piglove

      May 23, 2017 at 10:02 am

      aaww piggy blushes. Thank you my sweet nefkitty. I would love for my Captains Quarters to be scratched… right on the left side please and thank you. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • Nylabluesmum

        May 23, 2017 at 8:53 pm

        ***scratch scratch scratch*** on Unccle Bacon’ss left side….did wee find thee rite spot Unccle???

         
      • Piglove

        May 24, 2017 at 9:34 am

        The perfect spot my sweet friend! Thanks so very much. XOXO – Bacon

         
      • Nylabluesmum

        May 24, 2017 at 12:13 pm

        Yur wellcome Unccle!!!

         
  10. angelswhisper2011

    May 23, 2017 at 3:57 am

    I think you have a sexy behinney, Bacon…MOL πŸ˜€ Pawkisses πŸ™‚ ❀

     
    • Piglove

      May 23, 2017 at 10:19 am

      aaww piggy blushes! Thank you beautiful. Yours is not bad either – hubba hubba. XOXO – Bacon

       
  11. Deborah Boza Valledor

    May 25, 2017 at 3:19 am

    Now that is one cute Piggy Butt…SHE said that out loud….I said: That is one long tail!!! Bark Bark Bark!

     

This piggy would love to snort with you :)

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