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16 May

Dear Bacon – Please make my humans stop.  It rains a lot where we live.  They insisted on getting me this raincoat.  I see nothing funny.  Yet, my humans laugh their butts off every time they put it on me.  I don’t get it.  Signed Sluggo

Dear Sluggo – Shaking my head.  Pal, I have to say that raincoat says it all, especially with knowing your name now.  You humans have a wicked sense of humor indeed.  I wouldn’t be upset with them.  Go with it and have a blast in your raincoat.  Now, if they start laying down some salt where you walk, that’s where I would draw the line.  Snorts with piggy laughter – yeah – draw the line.


Dear Bacon – I went on Pet Harmony and signed up for some adventure in my life.  I don’t think this is what I had in mind for adventure.  I was thinking a little cat calling at night, maybe some fence walking, trash can tipping and singing to the Cat Gods.  I don’t think for some reason my user name helped me out with what I wanted.  Where did I go wrong?  Signed Chick Magnet

Dear Chick Magnet – Oh friend.  I think you might want to rethink that user name.  I think some of your fellow anipals to it too literally.  But then again, you can’t claim false advertising.  You are a chick magnet.  Who knew you could get that many chicks on top of you.


Dear Bacon – Sometimes you are born this way.  There could be a million reasons to make the perfect illusion but that would start a bad romance.  Til it happens to you, don’t hate the paparazzi.  They could make you speechless.  So keep that poker face my friend.  Signed Lady Kitty Kitty

Dear Lady Kitty Kitty – You do remind me of someone.  I just can’t put my hoof on it.  Maybe I’ll just dance and think on it for a while.  I love your look my friend.  It’s you and everyone is an individual.  Wear it with pride always!


Dear Bacon – I’m not sure why my humans woke up from bed, saw me, screamed and passed out.  I don’t get it at all.  They were watching television and fell asleep on the sofa.  I got bored so I crawled up on the ledge of the television stand and took a quick siesta myself.  I woke up and stretched I guess about the same time they did.  For humans, let me tell you, they can scream loud!  Signed The Ringer

Dear The Ringer – Dear Lord have mercy.  I think I would have lost my crap as well kitty.  Don’t you scare people or anipals like that again.  Do you not watch television at all?!  I gotta go now.  I think I tinkled myself.


Dear Bacon – Just wanted to give you a heads up on some sound relationship advice. Sometimes all it takes is one accessory to catch the ladies.  I find that the perfect hat can start a wonderful relationship.  You should try it sometimes my friend.  Signed Cowboy Up

Dear Cowboy Up – Oh my!  This sounds ideal for sure.  I think I will go shopping for some accessories.  How could a little piglet in a hat go wrong?  Thanks for the great relationship help my friend!

 


❤ Remember friends – Dear Bacon can’t happen without YOU.  Please continue to send your letters/pictures to me via email ❤

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Posted by on May 16, 2017 in Bacon, Dear Bacon

 

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14 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. easyweimaraner

    May 16, 2017 at 1:10 am

    Dear Sluggo…. if you ever come to france, please don’t wear that snail clawstume… that could end with garlic and sauce bernaise… just saying… :o)

     
    • Piglove

      May 16, 2017 at 9:08 am

      Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. Oh my brother – that is the *best* comment evah!! XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. nanacathy2

    May 16, 2017 at 3:49 am

    Dear Bacon, you make my Tuesday mornings, always.xx

     
    • Piglove

      May 16, 2017 at 9:08 am

      aaww – shuffles hooves and blushes. Thank you sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. Genevieve Petrillo

    May 16, 2017 at 4:56 am

    Oh, Sluggo. I feel your pain, buddy. And to add insult, even my mom cracked up at your parent’s fashion choice for you. She’d better not get any ideas….

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

     
    • Piglove

      May 16, 2017 at 9:08 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter beautiful. Your mother would not dare…. or would she? XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. Amy

    May 16, 2017 at 11:10 am

    That illusion with The Ringer. Oh my.

     
    • Piglove

      May 16, 2017 at 1:00 pm

      Did it scare you too? I had to do a double take.. and then turn on the lights. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • Amy

        May 16, 2017 at 4:33 pm

        No, very little scares me. But it was quite curious.

         
  5. Ladybuggz

    May 16, 2017 at 12:52 pm

    A good giggle had this morn! The Ring….that’s funny! lol.. 🙂

     
    • Piglove

      May 16, 2017 at 1:01 pm

      aaww thanks sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. evilsquirrel13

    May 17, 2017 at 10:14 am

    It’s about time they made 3-D television. Maybe I can catch a homerun in my living room now…

     
    • Piglove

      May 17, 2017 at 11:25 am

      Hey, that sounds awesome with me. Daddy would love some 3D football! XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. The Canadian Cats

    May 19, 2017 at 10:36 pm

    MOL…loved them all. What a great place to visit Pet Harmony.com….I must take a peek.

    Shoko

     

This piggy would love to snort with you :)

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