Dear Bacon

18 Apr


Dear Bacon,

My master thinks he is so smart – bark bark.  He put things on the couch in order to make sure “I” wouldn’t get on the couch.  He forgot one thing though.  There is always the back of the couch – HA!  I’m not sure who was more surprised when he found me there – his face was priceless!  Signed One Smart K9

Dear One Smart K9,

That is too funny.  You are really smart.  I don’t know why the humans just don’t cater to us.  They know we are going to figure out the ways – You go pooch!

20130415-093732.jpgDear Bacon,

Does this look pitiful enough on my face?  This is my plead for, “Can you spare a cup of nuts my friend?”  It seems to work at times.  What do you think?  Signed Nut Collector

Dear Nut Collector,

AAWW that look is precious.  I know if you came to my door, my mom would let you have a cup of nuts… possible a safe dry place as well.  Bashful my pet rock gets that look sometimes when he wants things.  There’s just no way you can say no.


Dear Bacon,

A lot of people are scared of me and I can’t understand why.  Don’t I have a likeable face?  I even try to smile more to make myself more personable.  Signed Smiling Liz

Dear Smiling Liz,

Your beautiful my friend.  It’s their loss if they can’t see that inner and outer beauty.  Keep smiling and doing your thing my friend!


Dear Bacon,

Do you ever spend time in front of the mirror after you brush your teeth checking yourself out?  I just can’t help it.  This is my time when I practice my smile and winking my eyes.  Signed Vanity the Cat

Dear Vanity the Cat,

You know I do spend some time in front of the mirror.  I think we all need to at times.  I like to personally watch how I move my tail up and down and sideways.  You know cats move their tails with such elegance and I try to practice that to impress the purr things here.  Carry on!

20130415-093913.jpgDear Bacon,

Trouble in 3, 2 and 1.  The master caught us playing on the bed and thought it was hilarious.  You see, I’m not the one that initiates the trouble in this household – it’s the cat.  Always has been.  Do your cats cause this much trouble at the Hotel Thompson?  Signed Innocent Pooch

Dear Innocent Pooch,

Well, yes they do.  They are definitely the little instigators here at the Hotel Thompson.  They like to wiggle those long tails right in front of me to get my attention and then whine if I pull it.  And that Hemi with his extra digits, he likes to run by me and slap my little pig hiney.  Oh yeah, I can definitely relate to the trouble makers – snort.


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14 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. easyweimaraner

    04/18/2017 at 1:33 am

    hahaha Vanity, you have a human twin… it’s the mama… but she rarely smiles when she looks in the mirror … it’s more an omg-face she makes efurry morning :O)))

    • Piglove

      04/18/2017 at 9:44 am

      Snorts with piggy laugher. Oh brother, I think we live in the same house. Too funny! XOXO – Bacon

  2. CarolMaeWY

    04/18/2017 at 2:48 am

    How could anyone not be attracted to Liz? She has the sweetest smile. 😊 ❤️

    • Piglove

      04/18/2017 at 9:45 am

      Yes she really does. I couldn’t see her being mad to anyone at all. XOXO – Bacon

  3. grannysgotablog

    04/18/2017 at 3:46 am

    love these dear bacon notes

    • Piglove

      04/18/2017 at 9:46 am

      aaww thank you my sweet friend ❤ Sending you massive hogs and snout kisses. XOXO – Bacon

  4. Tails Around the Ranch

    04/18/2017 at 10:19 am

    Silly human, your pitiful furniture blockage can not stop us super crafty canines! I’m getting my sister to do the bouncy house/bed thing with me-looks like great fun, especially if she bounces off!
    Your fur-iend,

    • Piglove

      04/18/2017 at 10:25 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. I think that’s a great idea pal. I try to get Houdini to do that every night. You know just to show dad who really runs the house here. Snorts! XOXO – Bacon

  5. Amy

    04/18/2017 at 2:02 pm

    The cats were always the instigators at my house too. I had one who used to lay on the kitchen chair underneath the table and lay red stripes down the side of the dalmation when she walked past. I always knew because the dog screamed!

    • Piglove

      04/18/2017 at 2:23 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter! I love it. Yeah Hemi is definitely the instigator here at the Hotel Thompson as well. He lets all of us know who secretly runs the Hotel Thompson. XOXO – Bacon

  6. Cupcake

    04/18/2017 at 8:56 pm

    You are one smart canine, One Smart K9. The back of the couch works just as well as the seat. And it’s ALL YOURS!

    Love and licks,

  7. Ladybuggz

    04/18/2017 at 10:07 pm

    Got to Love Liz!! Oh so sweet looking…..<3 How can you turn down or be afraid of that beautiful face!

  8. evilsquirrel13

    04/20/2017 at 3:49 am

    Not to be….. mean or anything, but Liz. Man, it looks like she’s had some work done on that face. It just isn’t natural. I’ll have to check with Mitzi’s plastic surgeon…

    • Piglove

      04/20/2017 at 10:32 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. That might explain some of the Joan ‘look’ for sure. XOXO – Bacon


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