Dear Bacon

21 Mar


Dear Bacon – I have the subject locked and loaded. It’s just a matter of seconds now before this powerful machine takes off, leaps and catches his prey. I have the skills of a ninja. I’m silent and deadly. You’ll never see me coming. Do you have this kind of talent pig? Signed Sniper One

Dear Sniper One – I’m shaking here at the Hotel Thompson in my hooves. WOW – that is some talent you have there. I’m amazed. I’m almost speechless. What was your prey? A fly? Oh I know… a piece of dust? Snorts. I don’t need to have ninja skills, or be silent to be deadly. I just need cuteness. Insert evil deviled ham snort. Carry on my friend..


Dear Bacon – I think my wife has some explaining to do. You see we got married, I had to leave for some business. I came home and there was our “baby”. I think the baby *looks* like us but is not us in some way, fashion or form. I don’t think it’s his coloring – that matches. I don’t think it’s that cute little nose – that matches. I can’t put my paw on it but I don’t think he’s mine. I think I may need to call Maury Povich for a DNA analysis. You think? Signed Mr. Rabbit

Dear Mr. Rabbit – All that matters is love my friend. So he’s different, so what? I’m different than my mommy and daddy too. Doesn’t mean they don’t love me just the same. What’s done is done. That’s why the past is in the past. Just because something doesn’t look like us doesn’t mean we can’t love them with all of our heart.


Dear Bacon – They say that grass is greener on the other side of the fence. I tried to see. I got stuck. Awesome huh – NOT. I don’t get it. I’m an alligator. I’m stuck half way up a fence. A human sees me. What do they do? You would think help but no – let’s pull out that camera phone and take a picture of the gator stuck on the fence. Dude, if I was off this fence, I’d show them where to put that camera phone. Signed Stuck in Mid Flight

Dear Stuck in Mid Flight – Snorticles. Really dude… I’m not snorting *at* you. I’m snorting at the situation. Let’s look at this for just a tiny minute. You said quote, “If I was off this fence, I’d show them where to put that camera phone.” That’s rich. That’s probably WHY they didn’t help you out. They were simply afraid of you. I know – I know. You can’t really blame them. They don’t see you as the cuddly, loveable snuggable type. They see teeth, nails, teeth, long tail, teeth and massive power strength. Shrugs piggy shoulders. That’s how it is dude. I do hope you got off the fence. I’m sure eventually someone did help, right? Stay strong my anipal.

20140507-085302.jpgDear Bacon – I’ve been holding back in writing to you but I have this huge mystery. See, my human took this picture of me back when it was Winter. I saw this cute poodle in the hood. I went up to say hey, but she didn’t *smell* like a regular pooch? It was weird. What do you think? Have you ever seen this chick before? Signed Pugalicious

Dear Pugalicious – Step back from the poodle my friend. I’m sorry to be the one to tell you this but that poodle is nothing but cold and made of ice – snorts. Really. She’s snow my friend. You know that white stuff that falls from the sky during Winter. Some human made a poodle chick to fool you. She is kind of cute though. Look at the tail on her – hubba hubba.

20140507-085323.jpgDear Bacon – It’s love. Simple as that. We have found our significant other and we are in love. We have read on your blog in the past about when two half hearts find each other and they melt together forming one it’s meant to be. We looked in each others eyes and it was like we knew all about each other and felt so at home. What can we say? Signed Two Kids in Love

Dear Two Kids in Love – aaww – That picture tells me *everything* I need to know. You two were MADE for each other in every way possible. Carry on and live long!


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13 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. easyweimaraner

    03/21/2017 at 2:23 am

    I understand Mr. Rabbit…but I would furst look at the postman, the milkman and the meterman…oh and maybe the ups-man…maybe then you need no dna-test… ;o)

    • Piglove

      03/21/2017 at 9:50 am

      I think he might. Something just doesn’t seem right there. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  2. Dianna

    03/21/2017 at 8:54 am

    Such cute pictures!
    Love, Sundae

    • Piglove

      03/21/2017 at 9:53 am

      Thanks sweet friend! XOXO – Bacon

  3. Genevieve Petrillo

    03/21/2017 at 4:28 pm

    I agree with you, B. That is one cutie patootie poodle. But yup. cold as ice…. Sorry Pugalicious.

    Love and licks,

  4. Amy

    03/22/2017 at 9:17 pm

    Nr. Rabbit’s family is the best! Soon he can go out of town and not worry about any cats messing with his woman bunny.

    • Piglove

      03/23/2017 at 9:28 am

      Yeah! Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  5. Nylabluesmum

    03/23/2017 at 7:25 pm

    mew mew mew Two Kiddss Inn Luv iss adoorabull…
    An that Allygator iss heelareeuss an yur answer to him was purricleess Unccle Bacon…funny how you keeped menshunnin ‘teeth’….mew mew mew……
    An you gave Mistur Rabbit rate advice; yur so wise Unccle! Grate collum.
    ***nose rubsss*** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=

    • Piglove

      03/24/2017 at 9:22 am

      aaww you are so good to me my sweet nefkitty. Thanks so very much. ❤ XOXO – Bacon

      • Nylabluesmum

        03/26/2017 at 4:18 pm

        Yur a BERRY smart Unccle an knowss ALOT! That iss why mee all wayss reedss yur collum! Mee all wayss leernss sumfing. Mee just leerned Allygatorss have ALOT OF teeth! 😉

      • Piglove

        03/27/2017 at 9:48 am

        Thank you so much my sweet nefkitty. I really try to help out our fellow anipals for sure. XOXO – Bacon

  6. Tails Around the Ranch

    03/24/2017 at 10:24 am

    Aw such sweet pics, Bacon! Well except for that potential escape artist gator. Shivers!

    • Piglove

      03/24/2017 at 12:00 pm

      aaww thanks sweet friend. Mr. Gator can keep on down the street. In fact, I can text him an address. Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon


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