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Dear Bacon

07 Mar

Dear Bacon – I need some help.  I experience a lot of road rage when I’m driving these days.  Any suggestions?  Signed Mad Cat

Dear Mad Cat – First of all let’s just start with, what the heck are you thinking?  Step away from the back of the wheel.  That might be the problem in itself.  You should not be driving my furry little animal.  Leave that crazy behavior to the humans.  Step away!


Dear Bacon –  Just to show you, you’re not the only little four legged animal to be surfing the net.  I’m forever doing it myself while the missus sits on the couch behind me watching television.  Man, we can learn a lot from that internet, can’t we?  And hey, if it’s on the internet, it has to be true, right!  Signed Dog in Charge

Dear Dog in Charge – You got that right my friend.  The internet is huge.  Some of the things I find are unreal!  I’m glad to see you computer savvy.  I may have to get you to write an article for my blog!  And of course everything on the internet is true.  Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter.


Dear Bacon – The humans – they are so funny… well they think they are.

The master put this watermelon on my head and then called me a melon head.  I don’t get it.  Do you?  Signed Melon Head

Dear Melon Head – I don’t get the saying but I do get the watermelon.  I love me some watermelon.  They can put it on my little head but it won’t stay there that long.

I will eat that watermelon rind in about 3 minutes flat!  Yum – Yum!


Dear Bacon – You know how they say people wear their hearts on their sleeves?  Well, I wear mine on my butt.  And when humans say bless your little heart do you really think they are saying bless your butt?  What do you think?  Signed Love

Dear Love –  I have to admit I snorted and giggled.  That was funny my friend.  That is quite the birthmark you have there.  I think it’s kind of cute.  I like it my friend!  Wear it with pride.  And hey, I like your logic.  That’s a nice way to tell someone to kiss your butt!


❤ Remember friends – Dear Bacon can’t happen without YOU.  Please remember to send me your letters/pictures ❤

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13 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. easyweimaraner

    March 7, 2017 at 1:22 am

    hahaha Mad Cat and the mama make the same face while driving LOL

     
    • Piglove

      March 7, 2017 at 12:00 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter. OMP – yours too? Sshh don’t tell mine I said that okay bro. XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. Gastradamus

    March 7, 2017 at 1:45 am

    Such a cute post and we love easy and we love bacon. Why have you forsaken me ham? Eaten an Eskimo needs your porkish thougts

     
  3. Cupcake

    March 7, 2017 at 6:08 am

    I love that little Love butt guy. A doggie can never have too much heart! ❤️

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

     
    • Piglove

      March 7, 2017 at 12:02 pm

      Exactly! It brings new meaning to you touched my heart. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. Kajsa's and Cecilia's world.

    March 7, 2017 at 12:14 pm

    Haha.

     
  5. purrfectkitties

    March 7, 2017 at 12:36 pm

    MOL 😹 So funny! 😹 xx

     
  6. Nylabluesmum

    March 7, 2017 at 3:41 pm

    Mew mew mew Mad Kat had us inn stitchess here Unccle Bacon!
    An that adoorabull Corgi has thee cutest ❤ birthmark inn just thee rite place, mew mew mew…
    Grate collum again!
    ***nose bumpsss*** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xxxxx

     
    • Piglove

      March 7, 2017 at 4:02 pm

      Thanks my sweet nefkitty! XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. Miss Harper Lee

    March 7, 2017 at 4:19 pm

    I’ll bet Mad Cat texts when he’s driving too. Cats. You just can’t trust them!

     
    • Piglove

      March 7, 2017 at 5:51 pm

      Ain’t that the truth beautiful!? XOXO – Bacon

       
  8. evilsquirrel13

    March 8, 2017 at 4:27 am

    Mad Cat needs to learn how to use the finger and lay on the horn at the same time…

     
    • Piglove

      March 8, 2017 at 10:33 am

      Just like my mommy! Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

       

This piggy would love to snort with you :)

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