Dear Bacon – I need some help. I experience a lot of road rage when I’m driving these days. Any suggestions? Signed Mad Cat
Dear Mad Cat – First of all let’s just start with, what the heck are you thinking? Step away from the back of the wheel. That might be the problem in itself. You should not be driving my furry little animal. Leave that crazy behavior to the humans. Step away!
Dear Bacon – Just to show you, you’re not the only little four legged animal to be surfing the net. I’m forever doing it myself while the missus sits on the couch behind me watching television. Man, we can learn a lot from that internet, can’t we? And hey, if it’s on the internet, it has to be true, right! Signed Dog in Charge
Dear Dog in Charge – You got that right my friend. The internet is huge. Some of the things I find are unreal! I’m glad to see you computer savvy. I may have to get you to write an article for my blog! And of course everything on the internet is true. Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter.
Dear Bacon – The humans – they are so funny… well they think they are.
The master put this watermelon on my head and then called me a melon head. I don’t get it. Do you? Signed Melon Head
Dear Melon Head – I don’t get the saying but I do get the watermelon. I love me some watermelon. They can put it on my little head but it won’t stay there that long.
I will eat that watermelon rind in about 3 minutes flat! Yum – Yum!
Dear Bacon – You know how they say people wear their hearts on their sleeves? Well, I wear mine on my butt. And when humans say bless your little heart do you really think they are saying bless your butt? What do you think? Signed Love
Dear Love – I have to admit I snorted and giggled. That was funny my friend. That is quite the birthmark you have there. I think it’s kind of cute. I like it my friend! Wear it with pride. And hey, I like your logic. That’s a nice way to tell someone to kiss your butt!
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