Dear Bacon

28 Feb

Dear Bacon – Okay I admit it.  I’m in a predicament… some would say stuck between a limb and another limb.  I blame it on these pesky squirrels that seem to have taken over my yard.  I was chasing showing one how to get out and he jumped in the tree.  I followed.  I know you have Journalist Rocky the Squirrel that lives in your backyard.  Any suggestions on keeping the little rats squirrels out of my kingdom?  Signed  Hanging

Dear Hanging – Well you do look kind of uncomfortable there my friend.  The first thing is to get to know those squirrels.  I assure you they are not as pesky as you think.  Really – I assure you.  Make friends – you will be surprised what they will do for you think.  Journalist Rocky the Squirrel and his clan keep out the other unwanted dogs and purr things from my kingdom 🙂

Dear Bacon – Honestly this is *not* what it looks like.  I wasn’t kicking anyone.  I wasn’t having a momentarily lapse of judgement.  I wasn’t going crazy.  You’re going to laugh when I tell you what I was doing.  Really – are you ready?  I was learning how to swing dance.  Yep, swing dance.  It works much better with a partner but I was practicing my moves.  What do you think about that little pig?  Signed Swinger

Dear Swinger – I am highly impressed my friend.  Really I am.  That is such a hard dance to learn and I’m impressed that you are doing it.  If my hips could move like that, I would so join up for lessons with you.

Dear Bacon –  I’m sitting in a pan I am.  It’s the pan for the dog who is a hog (no offense).  He chases me and tries to sting me like a bee.  He no eat until he kisses my feet.  Signed Seuss Without a Rhyme

Dear Seuss Without a Rhyme – Snorts!  No offense taken.  I get it.  You and the dog are frenemies.  You keep your enemies close to you to know what they are up to – usually no good.  Instead of sitting in his bowl, perhaps hide that huge bowl.  No bowl to fill, no food to eat and you can act all innocent like you don’t know what they are talking about when they ask what happened to his bowl.  See where I’m going with this?  Cause you know after a while, it’s going to get boring sitting in an empty bowl.  Unless nature calls… then you have something to fill.

Dear Bacon –  Oh dear mercy to the heavens.  Please help me.  My humans have went over the deep end.  Signed Fill in for Nicki Minaji

Dear Fill in for Nicki Minaji – Hubba – Hubba.  Look at you my sweet friend.  I think you got the looks and the skills to pull this off.  I wouldn’t be upset with your humans – I would tell them that if they are going to dress you up like Ms. Minaji, then they have to treat you like the star she is!


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14 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. easyweimaraner

    02/28/2017 at 2:15 am

    hahah Hanging could be the symbol for Hang on sloopy by the Mc Coys LOL

    • Piglove

      02/28/2017 at 9:38 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. That is so true bro! XOXO – Bacon

  2. Madelyn Griffith-Haynie, MCC, SCAC

    02/28/2017 at 3:27 am

    Bacon, you are the best. Mom and I always chuckle over the pictures – and I, especially, think your advice is very clever and usually RIGHT ON!
    Woof! TINK

    • Piglove

      02/28/2017 at 9:38 am

      aaaww piggy blushes. Thanks sweet friends. XOXO – Bacon

  3. Cupcake

    02/28/2017 at 5:51 am

    Be careful, SeussWithoutARhyme. The hog dog migh mistake you for lunch!

    Love and licks,

    • Piglove

      02/28/2017 at 9:38 am

      Gulps – that would be horrid. I think he should hide that bowl from the dog. That might teach him a thing or three. XOXO – Bacon

  4. evilsquirrel13

    02/28/2017 at 10:20 am

    Husky makes for a nice carpet to wipe your paws on before stepping into the nest. You didn’t hear that from us pesky squirrels, though…

    • Piglove

      02/28/2017 at 11:50 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. Now that is hilarious for sure! XOXO – Bacon

  5. Tails Around the Ranch

    03/01/2017 at 4:21 pm

    “Hangin” is definitely twixt and between! LOL

    • Piglove

      03/01/2017 at 4:34 pm

      Isn’t he the best? Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  6. Amy

    03/02/2017 at 4:17 pm

    Angel Lexi would agree with you, Bacon, about making friends with the squirrels. She did just that at our previous house. They co-existed quite contentedly in the back yard whenever Lexi was out there.

    • Piglove

      03/03/2017 at 9:45 am

      Bravo!! They just want friends like us. Every once in a while, mom puts bread and nuts out for them in our magical backyard. I mean hey – Journalist Rocky the Squirrel lives out there and we gotta pay him with something to take care of his family, right? XOXO – Bacon

  7. Nylabluesmum

    03/02/2017 at 6:34 pm

    Swinger made LadyMumm laff an laff!
    An mee luvss Seuss without a Rime; funny mankat…..mew mew mew….
    ***Hi-5’sss*** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xxxx

    • Piglove

      03/03/2017 at 9:49 am

      Thanks my sweet nefkitty. There was definitely some wonderful letters/pictures this week for sure! XOXO – Bacon


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