HA! You knew daddy had to be behind this shirt literally and figuratively, right? He said this shirt has both of us written all over it. I barked. Mom said she should get daddy a matching shirt. Now that’s funny. Today we are suppose to get our new washer and dryer. I hope so. Maybe mom can calm down a bit afterwards and maybe then we can have a better weekend than we had last weekend. I hope so anyway.
I heard mom talking to a neighbor last night. Mom was holding me and said neighbor told mom that I had legs. No way! Get out of here. I have legs?! Did you know that? Anyway said neighbor told mom she should take me for walks…. on a leash. Really? I wanted to tell this said neighbor to take herself for a walk on a leash. Really? Stay out of my business please and thank you. The gall of this person. Mom kept her cool though. She told said person that I could go for a walk but she would have to carry me back cause you know this cute little body is not made for long walks. No way! That’s why I have me a puppy carriage. I walk in style… or should I say I get pushed in style. Barks and rolls with puppy laughter.
Piglove 
easyweimaraner
02/24/2017 at 12:51 pm
fab joke !!!!! … and that neighbor huh? how will he know what a real yorkshire terrier wants? … ignore him and show him the cold shoulder… while sitting on board of your terrier-mobile :O)
Piglove
02/27/2017 at 12:16 am
I love the way you think!! XOXO Bacon
franhunne4u
02/24/2017 at 1:15 pm
Hate to break it to you, but you are a terrier, a proud hunting breed – rat hunters – you SHOULD have legs to prawl the long tunnels of Yorkshire mines of old and catch rats.
katsrus
02/24/2017 at 2:14 pm
Great joke. Enjoy your washer and dryer.
Sue B
CarolMaeWY
02/24/2017 at 2:18 pm
Daddy’s smart and funny. Hope you have a great weekend.
Madelyn Griffith-Haynie, MCC, SCAC
02/24/2017 at 4:41 pm
Mom did a whole Monday-Grumpy-Monday post about some smart-alec college kids who made snarky comments about carrying me home when I was only 4 months old and about 4 pounds and pooped! [STOP Judging Purse-dogs!]
She said she wanted to slap them, but she decided to make it a blog article instead She ended the article by warning people who the judge the behavior of other people’s kids to walk a mile in their shoes first (’cause, you know, she normally writes about brain-based differences and all).
Tell your mom that my mom says, GOOD JOB!
Woof! TINK
Piglove
02/27/2017 at 12:23 am
That is the truth! These peeps don’t know us like that to make a judgement call. No way! – Houdini
Dennis the Vizsla
02/25/2017 at 7:02 pm
hello houdini its dennis the vizsla dog hay do not lissen to that silly naybor wot do they no abowt going for wawks??? tucker had legs too but wen he got tired dada wood pik him up and kerry him bak to the kar i meen wot ar hyoomans for if not to kerry us dogs arownd now and then??? its like that old saying hes not hevvy hes my pupster!!! ok bye
Piglove
02/27/2017 at 12:32 am
Exactly friend! Some neighbors need to just mind their own business, right? Barks with puppy laughter. – Houdini
Nylabluesmum
03/02/2017 at 6:42 pm
Wee agreess with Phenney!!! Seereuslee who put thee nayburr inn charge of thee werld? They sound like half thee people here who tell LadyMum how to take care of mee……efurryone has a commint butt they are nevurr around to REELLY help!
That iss why LadyMum stayss away frum most people here now. 😉
Yur t-shirt iss pawsum Houdini!
~~head rubsss~~ Siddhartha Henry~~
Piglove
03/03/2017 at 9:52 am
Exactly my sweet nefkitty!! I’m a firm believer of the golden rule that mom/dad taught me. If you can’t bark something good about someone – shut your piehole up. Okay – I changed it up a bit but I still believe in it – barks with puppy laughter. – Houdini
Nylabluesmum
03/03/2017 at 11:01 am
So true Houdini. If mee can not mee-yow sumfing good mee not say a peep!
It hertss us so badlee when people inn this building say pawfull fingss about LadyMum an mee. Aunty Reeni iss tryin to get LadyMum to tuffen uppy an not bee uppyset about nasty fingss said. LadyMum iss sennysitive an it hertss when people shee thott were furendss are nasty behind her back.
Now shee mee-yowss to onlee a paw full of peepss an mee agreess with her! 😉
***nose rubsss*** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xxxx
Piglove
03/03/2017 at 11:49 am
I know it’s definitely hard to turn the other butt cheek – snorts. But some peeps need to keep their pieholes shut. Those peeps aren’t happy unless they are making others miserable. It makes me so steaming mad! XOXO – Bacon
Nylabluesmum
03/05/2017 at 4:07 pm
LadyMum sayss shee wantss to *kick* sum butt cheekss here fur sure. So LadyMum steerss cleer of most of them. It iss better fur both of us. Hu’manss can bee so meen to each other. Pawfull issn’t it Unccle???? All tho here efurryone iss wunderfull….. 😉
Tails Around the Ranch
03/19/2017 at 6:06 pm
Bwahaha! Sorry, I’m woefully behind, but glad I listened to that smile. Good one, Daddy!
Piglove
03/20/2017 at 11:54 am
aaww doggy blushes. Thanks my sweet friend – Houdini