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Dear Bacon

21 Feb

Dear Bacon – Dude, you have never experienced life until you stretch out in a hammock and just relax the day away.  In fact, I think your humans should buy you a piggy hammock.  I bet you would enjoy it.  Signed Swinger

Dear Swinger – WOW – you do look really comfy there my friend.  I’m thinking that this Spring/Summer here at the Hotel Thompson, mom/dad might just need to get me a hammock for my magical backyard.  They can put it on the back deck so I can over look new discoveries.

Thanks for the heads up my friend.  Keep on swinging!


Dear Bacon – I think I partied way too much during the Super Bowl game.  I remember eating some snacks.  I remember chugging some beer after playing beer pong.  That’s it.  Afterwards, the next morning I woke up with a cold one still in my paws.  Shaking my doggy head – I gotta quit partying like this.  Signed Born to be Wild

Dear Born to be Wild – Dude, when you stop remembering your actions from the night before, it’s way past time to stop drinking.  Just be lucky you didn’t wake up with someone else in your bed.  Oh my – can you imagine that?  Shaking my piggy head.  Safety first my friend.

You might need to reach out to DAA (Doggy Alcoholics Anonymous).  I’m sure they can help you.


Dear Bacon – OMD OMD OMD.  Sometimes this little red light laser thingy gets the cats going on here at my crib.  But tonight, that crazy red light kept popping up on the ceiling in my kitchen.  I couldn’t have that unidentified red light breaching my food.  So I did what any dog would do, I jumped up at it to catch and destroy the red light.  I must have caught it because it went away.  Have you ever seen this red light?  Signed White Dogs Can Jump

Dear White Dogs Can Jump – Look at you my friend!  I’d say you took care of that red dot.  I’ve seen it before too here at the Hotel Thompson.  It’s very mysterious when it shows up and then disappears for what seems like weeks.  Do you think it’s an alien trying to impersonate us anipals?  It’s so weird!


Dear Bacon –  A gal can only take so much from her man.  Mr. Endless Nagging kept going on and on about such nonsense – I couldn’t take it anymore and lost myself in the moment.  I don’t think he will bother me for a while – do you?  Signed That’ll Teach You

Dear That’ll Teach You – Heck woman – it taught me not to nag you – snorts with piggy laughter.  Whatever happened to if you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all?  Cause, trust me your man needs to learn that little tidbit of information.  And hey – you got a great right by the looks of it.


 

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10 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. easyweimaraner

    February 21, 2017 at 1:34 am

    to wake up with a cold one in your paws isn’t that bad BTBW, my dad said as he was youn he woke up with much more worse stuff in his paws… ;O)))))

     
    • Piglove

      February 21, 2017 at 9:24 am

      oh snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. Dad says tis true – very true. XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. evilsquirrel13

    February 21, 2017 at 9:40 am

    That last picture looks like a scene from the Jerry Springer Show…

     
    • Piglove

      February 21, 2017 at 10:06 am

      OMP! You are so right. Where’s Stevo in security to break up that pussy fight? Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. Nylabluesmum

    February 21, 2017 at 12:06 pm

    Heelareeuss collum Unccle !!! Mee finks a kitty hammock wood bee so-o kewl!
    An that poor Chihuahua…hee needs sum sorta help….
    An White Doggie iss like ‘Air Jordan’!!!
    ***nose rubsss*** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xxxx

     
    • Piglove

      February 21, 2017 at 12:29 pm

      aaww thanks sweet nefkitty. I love these this week too. So much fun! XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. The Canadian Cats

    February 21, 2017 at 9:58 pm

    MOL We loved the hammock. We want the hammock. We plan to bug mom for a hammock….this one is really cool.

    Shoko and Kali

     
    • Piglove

      February 22, 2017 at 8:44 am

      I think you should have a hammock. Heck, I would love one too. I wonder if they make it in my size? Off to see… XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. Tails Around the Ranch

    February 23, 2017 at 5:25 pm

    Ooh, a hammock…sounds like the pawfect way to wile away a sunny afternoon!

     

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