What the cream cheese?! I’m serious. My mom and dad do not find trouble. Trouble finds them. I’m serious. You don’t believe me? Okay. Let me show you.
This is exhibit A. This is a real book in the book store written by Ira Alterman. You see it was all innocent. Mom and dad went to a vintage book store to find us anipals some new reading material for our bedtime stories. That is when dad found this book. Mom and dad had a fit and laughed like little kids. I mean I don’t know what the big deal is really.
And no they didn’t buy the book. Can you believe it was $100.00?! Mom said they could keep the fat pussy. Snorts!
What at is the craziest book title you have ever seen?