Dear Bacon – Hey there. Our names are Chill and Squeal. We are pleased to meet you piggy. We would love to meet you one day and have some fun. It sounds like we have a lot in common – play, eating, hiding, eating, rolling around, eating, hibernating until Spring, eating. See, don’t you think? And don’t worry about Chill’s sharp teeth in his picture. He doesn’t use them much. Signed Chill and Squeal
Dear Chill and Squeal – Well don’t ya’ll look like hospitality charm. I say if you are in the area, check me out. I’m all for new adventures – especially when eating is involved. Perhaps we can give the purr thing here Hemi a run for their money. Just sayin’. And what cute little sweaters – adorable!
Dear Bacon -ssshh – don’t say a word. We are playing hide and go seek from the purr things. I think we found *the* spot. We have been under here for almost two hours and the purr things haven’t even been in the room. Awesome huh? Signed Hide and Seek
Dear Hide and Seek – Playing with the purr things, huh? First, let me commend you on your hiding spot. It is most excellent indeed. Secondly, let me tell you something about pesky purr things. They put you up to hide – are you ready for this? – to get rid of you. And to think, they succeeded for two hours in not having you around. My friends, this calls for payback. Go hide their kitty boxes. I dare say *that* would be the ultimate pay back in hide and seek. And maybe that would teach them not to mess with the dogs!.
Dear Bacon – I just had *that* surgery where the aliens came down and kidnapped my best friends if you know what I mean. The only great thing is they sent me home all drugged… which I highly recommend. Thank goodness I read about this procedure from when your Houdini had his so I knew what to expect from the alien invasion. Dude, those little green guys can be vicious can’t they? Signed I’m a Happy Dog
Dear I’m a Happy Dog – Happy huh? I know that’s the medicine talking pal. Just think in a couple of days, the aliens will have erased all of this pain and discomfort from your mind. Until then, enjoy the drugs 🙂
❤ Remember friends – Dear Bacon can’t happen without YOU. Please continue to email me your pictures/letters ❤