Dear Bacon

14 Feb

Dear Bacon – Hey there.  Our names are Chill and Squeal.  We are pleased to meet you piggy.  We would love to meet you one day and have some fun. It sounds like we have a lot in common – play, eating, hiding, eating, rolling around, eating, hibernating until Spring, eating.  See, don’t you think?  And don’t worry about Chill’s sharp teeth in his picture.  He doesn’t use them much.  Signed Chill and Squeal

Dear Chill and Squeal – Well don’t ya’ll look like hospitality charm.  I say if you are in the area, check me out.  I’m all for new adventures – especially when eating is involved.  Perhaps we can give the purr thing here Hemi a run for their money.  Just sayin’.  And what cute little sweaters – adorable!

Dear Bacon -ssshh – don’t say a word.  We are playing hide and go seek from the purr things.  I think we found *the* spot.  We have been under here for almost two hours and the purr things haven’t even been in the room.  Awesome huh?  Signed Hide and Seek

Dear Hide and Seek –  Playing with the purr things, huh?  First, let me commend you on your hiding spot.  It is most excellent indeed.  Secondly, let me tell you something about pesky purr things.  They put you up to hide – are you ready for this? – to get rid of you.  And to think, they succeeded for two hours in not having you around.  My friends, this calls for payback.  Go hide their kitty boxes.  I dare say *that* would be the ultimate pay back in hide and seek.  And maybe that would teach them not to mess with the dogs!.

Dear Bacon – I just had *that* surgery where the aliens came down and kidnapped my best friends if you know what I mean.  The only great thing is they sent me home all drugged… which I highly recommend.  Thank goodness I read about this procedure from when your Houdini had his so I knew what to expect from the alien invasion.  Dude, those little green guys can be vicious can’t they?  Signed I’m a Happy Dog

Dear I’m a Happy Dog –  Happy huh?  I know that’s the medicine talking pal.  Just think in a couple of days, the aliens will have erased all of this pain and discomfort from your mind.  Until then, enjoy the drugs 🙂

❤ Remember friends – Dear Bacon can’t happen without YOU.  Please continue to email me your pictures/letters ❤


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7 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. easyweimaraner

    02/14/2017 at 1:22 am

    Oh I love chill and squeal… and they look promising…ready to entertain efurrybuddy without a break :O)

    • Piglove

      02/14/2017 at 8:52 am

      I wonder if they could help me here with Hemi? Now that is a thought, huh brother? XOXO – Bacon

      • easyweimaraner

        02/14/2017 at 9:04 am

        Bro…if this two guys ever land at the hotel thompson, please install video cams everywhere… we will burst with laughter and you get as rich as billy gates… I swear…

      • Piglove

        02/14/2017 at 9:05 am

        Deal bro – DEAL! I’ll see if I can get some video equipment ready. XOXO – Bacon

  2. Genevieve Petrillo

    02/14/2017 at 6:26 am

    You’re right, B. I don’t think the kitties are looking for Hide and Seek. Plus chances are they’re stuck under there and may have to live there forever…. That happened to me once when I went behind the big chair and forgot how to get out.

    Love and licks,

    • Piglove

      02/14/2017 at 8:53 am

      Nods head up and down. I know all about that beautiful. Once I got stuck behind the sofa. All you could see was my rump in the air and my back legs running not touching anything. It was so humiliating in front of the company. XOXO – Bacon

  3. evilsquirrel13

    02/14/2017 at 10:31 pm

    They don’t use their sharp teeth “much”…. that sounds comforting!


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