Dear Bacon

10 Jan

Dear Bacon, I’m not saying that marriage is bad or anything but sometimes arrgghh. You see this is the missus on top of me. She fell asleep while sunning herself. There is no way I’m moving to wake her up. Not going to happen. Trust me, you would rather hang on for your dear life by your nails like me than to wake your other half. Signed Hanging On

Dear Hanging On,  It’s really sweet in a way my friend. Sure after a while you have no feelings in your legs and your nails feel like they are going to be ripped off, but at least you have your significant other. The one that makes you smile and gives you butterflies in your tummy. Just remember those things okay. Hang in there – snorts.

Dear Bacon – I don’t know why the humans keep looking at me and calling for Fluffy. Fluffy is not here. In fact, there’s nothing to see here at all. No fluffy… I just have a really nice comfortable pillow. Signed Bewildered

Dear Bewildered, Um…I’m going out on a limb here my friend but have you checked your so called ‘pillow’ lately? Does your pillow feel strange with fur, a heart beat and perhaps claws? You might want to double check that pillow – snorts.

Dear Bacon – Dude, you gotta help a dog out. My humans read your blog. For some reason, it intrigues them. So much so, that they want a pesky little oinker like you – no offense. To make matters worse, they dress me up and tell me to act like you. I need your help. Their strange obsession is getting on my last nerve. Help. Signed Pig Want A Be


Dear Pig Want A Be, No offense pal but you are just the cutest little dog in disguise that I’ve seen in some time. Heck, some would say that you are *almost* as cute as me… almost. I think your humans have a great sense of humor and they have great taste. What’s wrong in being a piggy? I can’t think of anything bad in my charmed life. Snorts.

Dear Bacon – Never trust your brother – EVER! I should have known he was up to no good. He walked through the house with this can in his mouth and told me to come outside to see something. Yep I saw something alrighty. Confetti strings covering my head. The nerve. He does have to sleep sometime, right? Signed Stupid and Covered

Dear Stupid and Covered,  Aaaww dude – it’s kind of funny. So colorful and bright. At least he took you outside so your humans wouldn’t fuss. I’m so sure you can think of something to get even. If not, give me a call. I might be able to help you out🙂

❤ Remember friends – Dear Bacon can’t happen without YOU.  Please keep emailing me your pictures and questions ❤


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19 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. Madelyn Griffith-Haynie, MCC, SCAC

    01/10/2017 at 1:13 am

    Dear Bacon,
    I love to read your advice – so does Mom. She says you’re better than some 2-leg called Ann Landers.

    I don’t really need help with anything – unless you know how I can win the lottery so Mom can play more and work less. It gets boring waiting for her to walk away from the computer and into that room with the big white chair so that I can get a little focused attention myself — at least until she stands up and the chair makes that loud noise that chases us both out of its room and back to Mom’s office.

    Keep up the good work.
    Woof! Tink

    • Piglove

      01/10/2017 at 9:05 am

      aaww thanks so much sweet pal! I know exactly how you feel about waiting for mom to stop working. Mine is the same way. And now she is ‘working out’ at night. When is a pig to find some bonding time? Sheesh! XOXO – Bacon

      • Madelyn Griffith-Haynie, MCC, SCAC

        01/10/2017 at 1:04 pm

        My mom “walks out” – so I get to go with her when she does it. That’s when I can do some old-fashioned dog bonding — you know, the kind I talked about in my big debut on Mom’s blog (the kind that dogs do with pals that aren’t really there, only with noses instead of computers). Then SHE gets a taste of how it feels when you have to jump through hoops to get somebody’s attention!

        I know she gets it then, because I always get a lot of praise and treats when we come back – and a whole bowl full of brand new water. (I’ve already had my face in the other bowl, and she knows I like it really fresh).

        But she has a really short tension-span. She’s back at that darned computer almost before I can lap my fill.
        Woof! Tink

      • Piglove

        01/10/2017 at 4:51 pm

        I think we have the same mothers dear friend. Snorts with piggy laughter! XOXO – Bacon

      • Madelyn Griffith-Haynie, MCC, SCAC

        01/10/2017 at 4:54 pm

        Maybe they’re from the same litter.
        xxx – Tink

  2. easyweimaraner

    01/10/2017 at 2:13 am

    my dad said that’s the greatest mistake when da missus is on top of you… it also has a very bad influence on your wallet :o)

    • Piglove

      01/10/2017 at 9:06 am

      Oh most definitely brother. My dad agrees totally! XOXO – Bacon

  3. Genevieve Petrillo

    01/10/2017 at 6:06 am

    Gah! You’re right, B. Great advice. Bewildered has to check that pillow-with-a-heartbeat. Pillows that breathe are not normal.

    Love and licks,

    • Piglove

      01/10/2017 at 9:08 am

      I’d say you were so right my friend! XOXO – Bacon

  4. lapaylor

    01/10/2017 at 1:00 pm

    I am including this post in my “I Like” post on Thursday. LeeAnna at not afraid of color

    • Piglove

      01/10/2017 at 4:50 pm

      aaww thanks sweet friend! XOXO – Bacon

  5. Tails Around the Ranch

    01/10/2017 at 1:49 pm

    OMD, the silly string photo is waaaaayy too hilarious! The expression of those two dogs’ faces is priceless!

    • Piglove

      01/10/2017 at 4:52 pm

      I know! I think they had a ball doing that picture for sure. XOXO – Bacon

  6. Ladybuggz

    01/10/2017 at 3:46 pm

    Just love the dog on the cat!! Perrrfect! 🙂

  7. Nylabluesmum

    01/11/2017 at 12:24 pm

    Heelareuss bloggie Unccle Bacon!!!
    Thee lizard fell-oh iss heelareeus! An mee meewed out loud over thee dog with his ‘pill-oh’….his “Fluffy’ iss alive…..
    An thee doggies with thee silly string are too funny!!!
    **HI-5’sss** Siddhartha Henry xxxx

    • Piglove

      01/11/2017 at 2:31 pm

      aaww thanks sweet nefkitty. I appreciate that. I still laugh at the silly string – hilarious! XOXO – Bacon

  8. Amy

    01/11/2017 at 9:04 pm

    You are always my smile on Tuesdays, Bacon.

  9. Sarah

    01/13/2017 at 3:33 pm

    Oh, that poor pillow with paws needs to use a claw. MOL

    Shadow, Stealth, and Sarah

    • Piglove

      01/15/2017 at 6:47 pm

      I know! That would definitely make things interesting for sure. XOXO Bacon
      PS if y’all are interested in being interviewed for my Spotlight Thursday, email me okay at


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