Dear Bacon

03 Jan

Dear Bacon, Going undercover these days is a hard job. I thought I would go inconcheeto. It seem to be working too. That is until I got hungry and ate my disguise. Drats. Busted again. You ever go undercover? Signed Inconcheeto

Dear Inconcheeto, I’m sorry. What was the question? I saw your disguise and immediately got the munchies. Snorts.

Oh that’s right, do I ever go undercover? Sure. When I go to sleep in my toddler bed at night. Double snorts and rolls with laughter. Keep practicing my friend. You are looking good.

Dear Bacon, I’m as snug as a bug in bed. Its winter and I’m not moving. Where does it say that I have to move? Why can’t I stay in this cocoon until spring? I know you hate winter too so what say you? Can I stayed wrapped up like a burrito until spring? Signed Under Wraps

Dear Under Wraps, I’m all for staying low until spring. I hate this cold weather. But for some obvious reasons – like using the facilities and eating – you might want to come out of the cocoon. Of course you can rewrap yourself after nature. So sure, I’ll see you in the spring.

Dear Bacon –  Note to self – never look into a hole that is smaller than your head.

I looked thinking there was something interesting in the box. There wasn’t. My head is now stuck. A little help please. Signed Tight Places

Dear Tight Places, I say destroy. I know you can do that. I’ve seen you cats destroy boxes. Take it out. I mean really – take it out and shred that box into a gazillion pieces.

And future note – don’t stick your head in little holes. Snorts.

Dear Bacon –  The master said fetch and we both went.  Whoever brings the stick back gets a treat.  Well we have learned to share and share alike – barks barks.  We *both* brought the stick back.  That should show the master huh?  Signed Fun and Games

Dear Fun and Games – I like the way you think my friends.  That is an awesome plan for the both of you to get a treat.  I shall remember this in the future around here at the Hotel Thompson.  Way to go my friends!

♥ Remember my friends – keep your pictures and questions coming by emailing them to me.  Thanks! ♥


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16 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. easyweimaraner

    01/03/2017 at 2:14 am

    inconcheeto… yes… that’s the best idea…. bet James Bond will stay underscover that way too… and the best is you can eat the undercover equipment, so thre is no evidence :o)

    • Piglove

      01/03/2017 at 9:30 am

      Exactly brother. I love the way you think!! XOXO – Bacon

  2. ruth7933

    01/03/2017 at 3:44 am

    “chuckling” these are funny

    • Piglove

      01/03/2017 at 9:31 am

      Thanks my sweet friend! XOXO – Bacon

  3. Genevieve Petrillo

    01/03/2017 at 6:22 am

    Quick question for UnderWraps. Why is your head out? I like my head in the covers too! Mom keeps making an air pocket for my nose. I don’t need it.

    Love and licks,

    • Piglove

      01/03/2017 at 9:34 am

      Oh snorts!! Mom does the same thing for me and Houdini. We keep trying to tell her that if we need air, we will get it. Silly humans huh beautiful? XOXO – Bacon

  4. Will (

    01/03/2017 at 10:34 am

    When is a nationally syndicated newspaper finally going to get its act together and give bacon a column?

    • Piglove

      01/03/2017 at 10:36 am

      I know right?! Snorts and oinks sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon

  5. Tails Around the Ranch

    01/03/2017 at 1:19 pm

    Bwahaha! “Inconcheeto.” Love that! Too funny.

    • Piglove

      01/03/2017 at 2:12 pm

      Snorts and oinks – thanks sweets! XOXO – Bacon

  6. Ladybuggz

    01/04/2017 at 1:30 am

    A very well trained dog to sit with cheeze’s on his nose! Holly Cow! lol…

    • Piglove

      01/04/2017 at 9:00 am

      I know!! I would have already had those cheeses in my oinker mouth! XOXO – Bacon

  7. The Canadian Cats

    01/04/2017 at 7:47 pm

    hahaha…really some anipals. Very good for a laugh though.


    • Piglove

      01/05/2017 at 9:15 am

      Thanks sweet friends! XOXO – Bacon

  8. Nylabluesmum

    01/06/2017 at 7:42 pm

    Mew mew mew grate collum Unccle Bacon!
    Innconcheeto iss heelareeus!!!!!!!
    ***nose bumpsss*** Siddhartha Henry xxxx

    • Piglove

      01/06/2017 at 8:20 pm

      Aawww. Thanks sweet nefkitty! XOXO Bacon


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