Good riddance! Another year behind us with the freak gone. Shakes piggy head. I think I will need therapy this year to get over some of the antics that Don Juan did to us this year. He has no morals. No standards. Not anything good is in his twisted little body. He is bad. Real bad.
The night before Christmas, dad was going to set out donuts and a Coke Zero for Santa. I know that’s a weird combination but dad assured me that was what Santa wanted – Shakes piggy head. You know what they say, “Don’t argue with your elders”. Snorts with piggy laughter.
Dad went to go get the donuts and he found Don Juan was in his bag. The little brat ate all of the donuts but one. Daddy said Santa was *not* going to be happy.
So Don Juan – goodbye. Good riddance. Don’t let the door hit you on the butt on the way out of the Hotel Thompson. Until we see each again, may you see nothing but darkness. And watch out little guy – we will be prepared for you next year. Oh yes… we will – evil piggy snorts.
easyweimaraner
December 27, 2016 at 2:49 am
ooooh he will sleep more than 300 days now… and we have enough time to invent an elf-trap :o)
Piglove
December 27, 2016 at 8:50 pm
Yes brother. That’s what we need to do. An elf trap for sure before next year. XOXO – Bacon
Charlie
December 27, 2016 at 4:49 am
Yeah Bacon ….. we got one of those bad ass elf things too. Ours is a sheila. Her name is Evie. Crikey what’s with these elves? She’s bad too …… real bad!! Glad to see the end of her.
Piglove
December 27, 2016 at 8:51 pm
Good riddance is what I say. They are horrid little things for sure. XOXO – Bacon
speedyrabbit
December 27, 2016 at 9:14 am
See you just need to send the elves to the bunnies hehehe the Bunnies will sort out the naughty Elves,xx Speedy
Piglove
December 27, 2016 at 8:52 pm
That’s exactly what I need to do sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon
evilsquirrel13
December 27, 2016 at 9:44 am
Hmmmmm, I just heard Don Juan might be coming back for Easter. Supposedly he got a second job with The Bunny to pick up some extra drinking money…
Piglove
December 27, 2016 at 8:53 pm
We are all doomed my evil friend! XOXO – Bacon
David
December 27, 2016 at 3:02 pm
Before this thing comes back for next Christmas, perhaps you can donate it to John Zaffis’ museum of haunted items. He would certainly would fit in, but won’t get into any trouble since he’ll sit under a glass dome alone. 🙂
Piglove
December 27, 2016 at 8:54 pm
Squeals. Now that is a most excellent idea my dear friend. I’ve just got to catch the little booger now. XOXO – Bacon
The Canadian Cats
December 27, 2016 at 6:00 pm
We haven’t seen Elfin John for a few days now. I think he’s still somewhere in the house.
Shoko
Piglove
December 27, 2016 at 8:55 pm
But we have to catch these misfits now while their powers are low. Don Juan is missing. XOXO – Bacon
ruth7933
December 28, 2016 at 2:22 am
someone needs to sneak in an take the nasty little fellow for a ride and tie him to a tree far out in the woods
Piglove
December 28, 2016 at 10:37 am
What a brilliant idea. I’m going to have to see what I can do! XOXO Bacon
Tails Around the Ranch
December 28, 2016 at 2:22 pm
Tape his box up good this year and re-tape it again next Thanksgiving so that rascal doesn’t get out because of fading tape. 😉
Piglove
December 29, 2016 at 5:48 pm
I think that’s a fabulous idea. If I can find that evil guy, I’m so doing this… of course I’ll need to borrow Houdini’s paws. XOXO – Bacon